Thanks to Oliver. I think this one is about whether or not we should withdraw our troops from Afghanistan. You know, the peace-troops trying to bomb Afghanistan into being peaceful. Not the war-lords, we don’t support them. Well, sometimes we do. But anyway, we’re THE GOOD GUYS. The BBC says so.
“Once more, unfortunate women will be exposed to the bizarre theocratic & violently misogynistic Taliban rule: honor killings & stoning executions, acid in unveiled faces, & pre-adolescent girls married to & raped by “husbands”…”
rens wezDont cast stones. Look at the problems the UK faces - street crime, rape, robbery, fraud, knife attacks, i could go on and where are the troops trying to sort out this problem in OUR OWN backyard? Sort ENGLAND OUT FIRST
Ridiculous!
Think before you write Brigade, london, United Kingdom
This is one of those fights where I want both sides to lose. A bit like watching “Alien vs Predator”.
Actually, its more of an everlasting playground skuffle where neither side is smart enough to realise that they’ve already lost. A bit like watching “Jeremy Paxman vs Andrew Marr”.
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“Don’t cast stones” is an unfortunate choice of phrase there.
“Think before you write Brigade” didn’t even write Brigade… so I’m guessing he/she didn’t think either.
Is the Think Before You Write Brigade the sworn enemy of the So-Called PC Brigade?
We should all start our own quasi-military groupings for this sort of business, so I hereby launch the Soft, Pert Breasts Pushed Into Willing Faces Brigade.
ARE YOU WITH ME?
hmmmm … hmmmm … hmmmm .. ok
brigade
There, that’s better.
Perhaps Think before you write Brigade means that we should only send Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish troops to sort out the towelheads?
Think-Before-You-Write-Brigade wants our splendid marvellous barve brave troops to return to the UK to sort out fraud?
He’s obviously thought about that a lot harder than me, cos at first glance it looks like a pile of insane bollocks.
1st week of basic training; which end do the bullets come out, Corporate crime; finding and dealing with major financial irregularities
Presumably to prevent rape every woman will be under armed guard.
I think that all of the UK’s problems should be merged into one, so the army don’t have to get involved, they’re peace-ing all over the Middle East. (Sorry for the Pun)
Just imagine a Rapist that Steals off you, goes to work and collects benefits, and throws knives at you in the street!
Maybe we could get the immigrants to steal the politically-correct brigade’s jobs, who can suppress the long-suffering working classes, who are all chavs and so could knifecrime the rapists, who could rape Muslims, who could oppress the feminists and gays, who could seek bogus asylum in the EU, and then the EU could waste the immigrants taxes.
That way everyone uses their own special skills and gets rid of the others, and so finally we have an ideal society of only British, white, Christian, male (seemingly) heterosexual, working-class, suburban, enraged Daily Mail-reading fuckwits.
One difference is that because of the EU and the Schengen Agreement, I can kidnap a small British white girl in Portugal and drive her to Poland and I don’t even have to stop to show my passport. Couldn’t do that with the old Soviet Union. No siree.
“Skuffle”? I believe this is a method of initiating scholarship boys at Eton, in which their testicles are horrible beaten with a washboard.
There’s nothing horrible about that
Bollocks. Still not figured out the quoting thingy
I fixed it. But I left your second comment there as a lesson to you.
Why is it always a ‘PC brigade’?
Its never a division, battalion or platoon.