Comments on: Fucking Immigrant

By: Fuck Immigrants

Fuck Immigrants — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:10:59 +0000

Fuck immigrants.

By: billyo

billyo — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:50:57 +0000

Clamchowder, we’d better hope it’s a quick death then. Maybe choking on a bone of his “English” KFC.

By: Clamchowder

Clamchowder — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:55:13 +0000

Dr M Funk: The annoying thing is that when his heart IS ready to pop, the fucker will be straight back here to make use of the NHS faster than you can say ’socialist utopia’.

I have first hand experience of these fuckers who disappear off to warm countries, claiming that the UK has ‘gone to the dogs’ only to come rushing back when they start feeling poorly. And to be quite frank it really steams my piss! So I’m off for a lie down before I have to emigrate…

By: sack

sack — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:12:54 +0000

Gutted…. I’m off to Spain soon. Nothing against the UK - just that I have a Spanish girlfriend, job lined up there and I fancy a bit of sunshine. I like it, so why don’t I go live there?

The one thing I dread is running into all this whining ex-pats bitching that the summer is too hot, the locals don’t speak English and the measurements are all in metric. Hopefully when I get fluent in Spanish (which is basic courtesy really - it’s their bloody country and language after all) I can just fake an inability to speak English and not have to listen to them.

¡Vete a mierda, cabrones!

By: Dr M. Funk

Dr M. Funk — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:48:56 +0000

Yes, a third world country. That’s what we’ll be living in. As opposed to the one you’re currently living in with it’s lack of health service and other government based provisions. Ours may not be world class but are definitely still superior to the big fat fuck all you’ll get when what’s left of your heart finally pops you fat ignorant goat worrier. Hope you’ve got decent insurance.

Oh, no I don’t.

By: norbert

norbert — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:18:46 +0000

These are absolutely my favourite kind of fuckwit. I was shagging some English bird who had moved to Estepona on the Costa del Sol last year and her motley collection of English expat friends were all so risibly predictible in their moaning about England going to the dogs because it’s full of foreigners. Their utter failure to see even the slightest irony in their situation - not one of the lazy, arrogant cunts had bothered to even learn the slightest bit of Spanish - was as absurd as it was cock-achingly tragic. I dumped her once Easyjet flights to Malaga started getting over £50 a pop.

By: 773

773 — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:42:47 +0000

I suspect that Mark Gayden, the small-minded lager-swilling racist hypocrite, left the UK for reasons connected to his conviction for fraud in 2004.

Mad from Barking: IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE. Although the more I think about it, the less I want to laugh and the more I want to either weep like a pathetic baby, or channel my unfocussed rage and cleanse the world of stupids.

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:30:14 +0000

Judging from the godawful puns in the titles, I’d say the BBC isn’t taking the plight of these bell-ends seriously.

By: CM

CM — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:29:47 +0000

Is he really complaining that New Labour are too socialist?

Blimey.

Yes. Presumably, he hasn’t yet noticed that the Spanish government under José Luis Rodriguez Zapatero is far more left wing than the British government, going all out for spend spend spend, prioritising women’s and gay rights, and declaring an amnesty on illegal immigrants.

Hopefully, Zapatero will soon spend spend spend on a red-faced Brit expat cull. Easily accomplished via a mass lager contamination, or the printing of an ancient Egyptian curse on page 5 of the Daily Mail.

By: Mr Cat

Mr Cat — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:29:54 +0000

If you don’t love Spanish food so much why did you go live there?