Naturally Israelis and Palestinians stopping slaughtering each other for a couple of minutes to catch their breath was received as bad news on HYS. But I like this comment. I like how he thinks the idea of all human lives being equally valid regardless of race is PC gone mad. It starts off with Arabs being equal to Jews and then what? Women being equal to men? Jews being equal to people? Dancing collie-dogs? You couldn’t make it up!
The next phase of this “deal” will see the release of Gilad Shalit in return for hundreds of Hamas “militants”.
The pc mantra that has often been reiterated on HYS, is that 1 Palestinian life is worth as much as 1 Israeli life.
Nevertheless, Nasrallah has been trading the remains of dead IDF personel in return for live Hez. terrorists.
Why do Hamas & Hez set such self-devaluating exchange rates?
rens wez
You don’t understand Rens. It’s called ’supply and demand’. Israel has lots more Palestinian prisoners available, so the price falls. Hamas only has one Israeli on sale, so the price goes up. It’s really very interesting if you read up on it.
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Aussie Pride is at it again:
“How do you see this agreement?”
Neither side is better than the other but if both can hold back on trying to exterminate the other— it may be a start
[Fishtankpete]
Actually the Israeli side is many times better than Hamas. And since when has Israel been trying to exterminate the Palestinians? Israel has nuclear weapons, and could totally destroy the Palestinians any time it wanted. I’m sure if Hamas had nuclear weapons they would refrain from using them like the Israelis have.
Aussie Pride, Cronulla, Australia
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Funnily enough, I’m with fishtankpete on this one.
[later]
How do you people read this shit? I never saw anything so depressing…
And yet a trolley-load of piss soaked rags on their way to the hospital incinerator is worth more than fifty Rens Wezes… Really makes you think about the value (and exchange rate) of human life.
How many Israelis do you get for one American?
Cos I’ve got one American. If I could exchange her for Israelis and then exchange those Israelis for Palestinians (preferably through a series of ‘collasping bag’ Eygptian and Jordanian Fronting Companies) Then I could strip them down for spare parts and flog them to black market Chinese Hopsitals.
And if that works, according to Rens, all you have to do is get hold of an Isreali Kidney or Liver or ear or something and the value on the Palestinian/Israeli exchange will provide massive returns for futher bit-part sales. I think he’s found a real gap in the market here.
I’ve got swapsies of Eric Cantona and the Nottingham Forest shiney. How many Israelis can I get for that?
This is poor one-dimensional thinking. What if it was a paedo Israeli? Or a Palestinian who read the Daily Mail? Or someone from Lebanon with a dancing dog. What if Topsy Turvey took Syrian citizenship? Obviously they’re all furren, but surely the HYSers like to think of theyselves as sophisticates who can think about these things?
Perhaps we can come up with a points system, so we know for whom to cheer, e.g.
Furren -20
God-fearing, tax-paying white Englishman who wants his bins collected every week +20
Paedo -100
Reads Daily Mail and has quick, awkward, unsatisfying sex with his wife while fantasizing about that Fearne Cotton off the telly +25
etc.
@ Em I often feel that way about Aussie Pride’s posts- I believe the word “gobshite” may well have been coined with him specifically in mind at the time. I reckon he would make a worthwhile addition to the Regular Twats, especially since it looks as if Atom John’s brain has finally exploded and he has stopped posting. Alternatively this gentleman could join Aussie Pride in a new category which I respectfully suggest should be labelled “Insufferable cunts.”
as a westerner, and i appreciate this isnt politically correct, but, we should buy their oil or whatever, then leave them to their own devices. they just arnt worth the hassle.
PHIL HOWELL, burnham, United Kingdom
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all radical clerics and the loony left who support them, we can feed them bacon sarnies and pork scratchings. but they must stay up there for the full 100 days
[adjl21], Portsmouth, United Kingdom
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sometimes it just gets me down
I can see you’re not an economist either, Wayne. For the record nor am I, but that doesn’t mean I’m not entirely right about everything I say on the internet.
The exchange rate goes:
10 Brown people to 1 White person.
5 normal White people to one red-blooded Englishman.
Naturally gays, environmentalists, New Labour, people who don’t believe in killing all the Arabs and other kinds of Marxist are legally considered Muslims.
Also note that Jews are considered honorary whites and that the value of one Brown person is halved in the case of Muslims and halved again if they immigrate to a civilised country. Therefore the exchange rate is one Israeli to forty Palestinians and so Hamas is seriously selling itself short.
“And since when has Israel been trying to exterminate the Palestinians?”
Since around 1948 according to Gruen’s diaries.
This is rens describing his bicycle…
“It’s a sort of anarcho model, sprayed matted black, 1 wheel drive, city dents all over it: a Batavus TX3, 1998, looking quite cool.”
I don’t think Hamas would be interested in it either. Rens claims to be a social scientist,he could spend his whole career analysing himself the bearded ponce.
Alan Davis is incredible, Graham.
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I wouldn’t like to ask this bloke the time. “Why are you asking me that? It’s not like I’m a disabled lesbian single mother, is it?”
Just because Slomo, my Uncle’s cousin, killed his cousin’s Uncle Ibrahim in revenge for the brutal killing of my nephew’s wife’s grandfather because he’d raped his ugly older sister’s second daughter and that was only because the stupid bitch had burned down our olive trees on land given to my family 3000 years ago by God and polluted by generations of his family farming it, the bastard shot my dog.
That dog was worth more than his whole family.
Oooh, Fearne Cotton.
I imagine there’s an hys in israel/palestine where they go on about what an uncivilised bunch of fuckers we are, what with our going half way round the world to drop bombs on people. Rather than doing the neighbours.
What those bloody Israelis don’t understand is that we spent centuries doing the neighbours and it’s got a bit fucking stale. It’s alright for them - they’ve got a brand new country with brand new neighbours who pretty much explode themselves. Well whoop-de-doo, we don’t, we’re still stuck in the North Atlantic, so please excuse us if we have to travel a bit if we want to kill new foreigners.
Poor Fearne. She probably has a google notifier on her name.
Imagine her diappointment when the exitement of a new alert leads her into this threat.
I don’t think she ever wanted to get embroiled in the Palistine/Israel conflict. She just wants to make people happy.
Sorry… meant thread… freudian slip.
They reflect Israeli firepower being 100s times more than Palestinian, and pro-Israel lobby groups in Washington have hundreds of times more cash than pro-Arab. The exchange rates don’t reflect the value of the blood, except to misguided Zionists.
Captain Ahab, Wales
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No, that’s simply not true. Israelis simply value life more. When was the last time the world witnessed an Israeli suicide bomber? Every last Israeli is valued. It’s nothing to do with money or firepower; it’s love.
Elan, Jerusalem, Israel
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What about the French? Or couldn’t we get another World War going with those sausage eaters?
Clueless cunt. I eagerly await the day someone really right-wing takes over, and all these fuckers recieve what they have been asking for.
In the sense that we just love driving bulldozers over people.
Basically Rens wez is a blinkered racist moron. Shame it’s impossible to get through to his one-celled brain that he is just another little turn in the endless cycle of violence. He IS the problem for Israel.