Plain Weird24 Jun 2008 11:50 am
By Nelson
Thanks to James. Concerning the recent Irish referendum.
This is verging on the obscene: If Ireland was a woman this would be attempted rape.
No means No.
ScepticMax
What would it be if Ireland was a reluctant male Orangutan? Attempted, bestial, bum burglary? What about if Ireland was a bun who said “no”? Would it be an attempted bun-icing? What about if Ireland was a woman who said “go on then”, but you popped some rohypnol in her drink anyway and then poked gingerly at her norks with a chopstick after she passed out? Just imagine it for a moment.
Someone’s been reading too much Seamus Heaney.
What if Ireland was a treaty and the treaty of Lisbon was a country in the Atlantic Ocean?
MIND. FUCKING. BLOWN.
Wait. Are you saying Ireland *isn’t* a woman?
Looking at ScepticMax’s metaphor I’m a little confused here.
The metaphor is based on the fact that Ireland “may” hold another referendum over Lisbon in the hope of getting a yes vote.
So in fact the metaphor should be interpreted as “If Ireland was a woman this would be asking her the same question twice to clarify the first answer”.
I’m a bit deaf and I’m always asking people the same question twice… Am I a serial attempted rapist?
Sceptic is more stupid than we thought.
Europe is clearly waiting for Ireland to give the ‘Safe’ word. Saying No will just excite them more.
Only when Ireland returns a result from a referendum that says “Icecream” will it stop. Then it will probably lose all interest in Ireland altogether and start work on the far sexier Poland.
So, it would be like Europe saying “oh go on honey, I’m really horny?”
Maybe Europe should try sending Ireland some flowers first, or a box of chocolates. Honestly, it’s all take, take, take.
If Ireland was a woman we would control its head. How does that affect the legal position?
I Ireland was a woman, I’m sure there are a fari number of people on HYS who’d want to disenfranchise her/it/whatever the appropriate pronoun is.
Why are we talking about Ireland on a BRITISH website anyway?
Whatever happens between the so-called European “Union” and an insignificant member state is of no interest to me.
If Ireland were a pint of guinness and a jameson chaser I’d have no problems at all, it would be verging on the serene.
No man is an Ireland.
Ergo, Ireland must be a woman. Fact.
If Ireland were a woman (note the subjunctive mood), you could have called this person an Ireland’s minge today.
If Ireland was a woman, would she be an Irishwoman? My thinking is no, as it’s impossible to have a woman as your nationality.
Imagine it? I’m wanking like a chimp.
If giving the Irish a peaceful referendum on the Lisbon treaty equates to rape, what the hell did Oliver Cromwell do to ‘her’?
Answers on a postcard…
Great, now I have the indelible image of Cromwell holding Ireland’s broken body in his arms, stroking her hair and crying, “I didn’t mean to, baby, but sometimes you just make me so mad!”
So when a woman makes a decision, she can never ever change her mind?
Has this guy ever met a real woman?
If Ireland were a woman I suspect it’d be a bit like the fat, loud-mouthed Glaswegian alkie I shagged on holiday a few years ago.
Come on ScepticMax, are you seriously trying to tell us that Ireland is a Scottish woman?
if a treaty had a meaty cock
and ireland was a lass
i bet he’d wear a rubber sock
and stick it in her ***
twats in rhyme
“Ratify my treaty, bitch”
I like it, I’m going to use it.