Comments on: If Ireland Was A Woman

By: Brian Cheese

Brian Cheese — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:59:02 +0000

“Ratify my treaty, bitch”

I like it, I’m going to use it.

By: rob

rob — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:46:23 +0000

twats in rhyme

By: rob

rob — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:44:13 +0000

if a treaty had a meaty cock
and ireland was a lass
i bet he’d wear a rubber sock
and stick it in her ***

By: Dr Poo

Dr Poo — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:44:12 +0000

If Ireland were a woman I suspect it’d be a bit like the fat, loud-mouthed Glaswegian alkie I shagged on holiday a few years ago.

Come on ScepticMax, are you seriously trying to tell us that Ireland is a Scottish woman?

By: Danivon

Danivon — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:03:28 +0000

So when a woman makes a decision, she can never ever change her mind?

Has this guy ever met a real woman?

By: James not from Sussex

James not from Sussex — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:02:45 +0000

Great, now I have the indelible image of Cromwell holding Ireland’s broken body in his arms, stroking her hair and crying, “I didn’t mean to, baby, but sometimes you just make me so mad!”

By: Mad from Barking

Mad from Barking — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:56:37 +0000

If giving the Irish a peaceful referendum on the Lisbon treaty equates to rape, what the hell did Oliver Cromwell do to ‘her’?

Answers on a postcard…

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:31:14 +0000

poked gingerly at her norks with a chopstick after she passed out? Just imagine it for a moment.

Imagine it? I’m wanking like a chimp.

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:37:59 +0000

If Ireland was a woman, would she be an Irishwoman? My thinking is no, as it’s impossible to have a woman as your nationality.

By: offensive_mango

offensive_mango — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:18:36 +0000

If Ireland were a woman (note the subjunctive mood), you could have called this person an Ireland’s minge today.