Racists and Slow Readers26 Jun 2008 09:12 am

Minotaur With Tits

By Nelson

Thanks to Joe for sending me this one in March or something. No idea what it’s about.

God revolutonary !
Maybe I wont vote National Front after all.
Tim Married ( to a woman )two kids worked everyday since I left school
Taxed to death and becoming a minotity !
*TIM*, CHELTENHAM

Sounds nasty.

25 Responses to “Minotaur With Tits”

  1. on 26 Jun 2008 at 9:18 am   James not from Sussex

    I disagree Tim, I’d say you’re already a major titty.

  2. on 26 Jun 2008 at 9:31 am   *Petpete*

    Its hard to know where to begin with this fucktard. Is he referring to himself in the third person?
    And anyone who needs to bookend their name with stars is obviously a brain-wronged dickspaz.

  3. on 26 Jun 2008 at 9:36 am   The Gnome Secretary

    And anyone who needs to bookend their name with stars is obviously a brain-wronged dickspaz.

    The idea is that when you see his name, framed by stars, you reel in shock. Then put your hand over your mouth, which has become a large O of wonderment, and utter quitely: ‘gosh, it’s Tim!’ to yourself.

    The masturbation, that may follow this, is entirely optional.

  4. on 26 Jun 2008 at 9:37 am   The Gnome Secretary

    quitely

    Fuck, fuckiddy, fuck-fuck-fuck. I meant: quietly!

  5. on 26 Jun 2008 at 9:55 am   db

    What a silly billy. I hope someone harms him in the face. Lots.

  6. on 26 Jun 2008 at 10:17 am   HJ

    I can’t imagine that he would be happy to live anywhere that let him marry anything other than ( a woman ).

    But I’m glad that he can tell the difference, maybe that’s how he earnt the stars that go with his name, 2 GOLD STARS in gender differentiation.

  7. on 26 Jun 2008 at 10:37 am   Helen

    Keep on working Tim, you might get to 5 McStars!!

    **Helen***

  8. on 26 Jun 2008 at 10:42 am   Ann

    Tim is an undead zombie who has been supported by his two children since he left school?

  9. on 26 Jun 2008 at 10:54 am   Dai

    Black days indeed for the NF as even their core vote(r) deserts them for the sinister “God Revolutonary!” movement.

    I also note it is impossible to read the words “Tim married” without wondering wether this actually is Captain Caveman in disguise.

  10. on 26 Jun 2008 at 10:55 am   Dai

    whether

    Arse pancakes.

  11. on 26 Jun 2008 at 11:02 am   ShaunCG

    You should take a day off, Tim, after all those years of ceaseless work. We appreciate all your effort but we think the stress is getting to you. Just follow the yarn out of the maze and you’ll be right as rain.

  12. on 26 Jun 2008 at 11:13 am   Mr Cat

    A lot of people on HYS use the term “taxed to death”

    Can someone explain how excessive taxation can be fatal.

    Is it disease inducing?

    Is it something which causes physical trauma?

    Also - if all these people have been taxed to death how are they able to write on HYS?

  13. on 26 Jun 2008 at 11:16 am   Dangerous Beans

    @HJ

    ‘earnt’, or ernt, urnt - what the fuck is this you libreal festuring dogs pizzle anarchis tpeedo?!?!?? Fucj off bnak to yor own cuontry you slag of right thinking pepole but you cant write proplery anyweay you cone…

    … we apologise for this break in communication while the arse is firmly rebooted …

    … sorry. Should this not be earned?

    …

  14. on 26 Jun 2008 at 12:42 pm   Maz

    **TIM, nice but dim**?

  15. on 26 Jun 2008 at 12:42 pm   Alex

    I’m so glad he pointed out that he was married to a woman. I was racking my brains trying to work out how he could have two children with a man-husband.

  16. on 26 Jun 2008 at 12:44 pm   Ben

    Tim clearly lives in fear of the that day someone on HYS comes round to his house and smashes his face in, thinking he’s gay.

    The stars suggest it, but the fact he’s married (to a woman) confuse the whole issue.

  17. on 26 Jun 2008 at 12:56 pm   db

    “I for one” hope that if they capture Mr. Mugabe that that they can - as a priority - sort his mustache out. It looks like a porn model’s snatch.

  18. on 26 Jun 2008 at 1:46 pm   Rich(MMath)(Mofo)

    What next? Taxing someone to death and then taxing the stuff they leave in their will.??.. OOPS!! THEY DO THAT ALREADY!!!!!one

  19. on 26 Jun 2008 at 1:49 pm   Rich(MMath)(Mofo)

    Also, I think he means he’s in the “minority”.

    And, given that most people can speak without completely embarrassing themselves, I suppose that he is…

  20. on 26 Jun 2008 at 4:02 pm   Joe

    Perhaps we’ve been reading it wrong - maybe the brackets indicate that he’s a vicar or something, maybe a priest of the God Revolutionary Church.

    As a part of this job, he presided over the marriage of two children to a woman.

    The two children have worked every day since he left school - I bet they were first years who he brainwashed into joining his religion.

    You just couldn’t make it up!

  21. on 26 Jun 2008 at 5:37 pm   Claire

    I actually think Married is his surname.
    Tim Married - makes perfect sense.

  22. on 26 Jun 2008 at 11:48 pm   Clare

    @Ben: Perhaps she’s a beard?

  23. on 27 Jun 2008 at 8:54 am   HJ

    … sorry. Should this not be earned?

    I never earnt any apology from the likes of you..

  24. on 27 Jun 2008 at 10:20 am   sir jon dangerous

    To be fair, I think he means “becoming a minority”, by which I assumes he means he is slowly turning into a foreign or a paedo. You have to feel sorry for him, as for Michael Jackson who has turned into that most persecuted minority - a WHITE MAN. Yeah, that’s right! Dealwith it!!!111eleven

  25. on 27 Jun 2008 at 12:17 pm   Royce

    Sounds like he’s becoming a minor tory.