Comments on: Royal Society for the Overthrowment of Naughty Africans

By: Mr Spartacus, Hemel Hempstead

Mr Spartacus, Hemel Hempstead — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:04:59 +0000

Whose’s ‘I fancy a pint’

Me

NO! I’m ‘I fancy a pint’

By: burnel

burnel — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:46:26 +0000

The late George Carlin said

“Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realise that half of them are stupider than that”

That always reminds me of HYS.Fact.You couldn’t make it up.

By: burnel

burnel — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:30:37 +0000

Whose’s ‘I fancy a pint’

By: Wailing Brainless Moaners

Wailing Brainless Moaners — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:45:13 +0000

I assume we all post on HYS in a futile attempt to counterbalance the mega-tons of bovine panic… Is anyone willing to disclose their nom-de-guerre? Whose’s ‘I fancy a pint’

I think Topsy went to Disneyland. But he was shocked to discover that despite everything he’d read about Uncle Walt Von Disney, the low paid staff were negros. He has yet to recover from the trauma of running happily towards Mickey Mouse, with outstretched arms, only to discover that he had a big black guy inside him.

By: burnel

burnel — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:32:28 +0000

“I also notice that Topsy Turvey is back after a two week break from HYS. I wonder if he went anywhere nice?”

He went to Pontins with his Mum and Aunt Dorothy; they had some issues with him stealing and wearing their knickers, but it’s part of his therapy.

By: Mick The Dick

Mick The Dick — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:57:44 +0000

I also notice that Topsy Turvey is back after a two week break from HYS. I wonder if he went anywhere nice?

I believe he had a fortnight’s holiday in late 1930s’ Berlin where he felt most at home. He’s thinking of buying a timeshare bunker there apparently.

By: Oliver

Oliver — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:25:11 +0000

Somebody really should point Elie in the direction of the world naked bike ride or the works of Spencer Tunick. He’d either spray his shorts or self combust out of indignation.

Either would be hilarious.

By: Don_Durito

Don_Durito — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:58:21 +0000

So Clinton Cards > Blackwater now? Those crazy multinationals will stop at nothing.

By: Coach

Coach — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:50:03 +0000

ALLOW INTERCOURSE OUTSIDE!!! NEXT STOP IS DOGS HAVING INTERCOURSE OUTSIDE!! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

By: Mr Cat

Mr Cat — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:32:59 +0000

Jesus was a humble carpenter from Bethlehem.

The new Messiah could be a humble bus driver from Germany (who gets distracted by low cut tops).