Permanently Bewildered27 Jun 2008 09:36 am
By Nelson

Thanks to Steve and Ben for these from “Are plans to tackle inequality a step in the right direction?“.

I am sick of this government – absolutely sick of it! They are killing off what little democracy there is left in this country. Why do they insist on consistantly feeding the minorities with these sugary sweets while turning their back on the majority. Surely a company should have a democratic choice to employ someone, which to be perfectly honest 9.9999% of the time is going to be the best person for the job – whether it is experience or qualifications they are looking for!!
Matt Gannon, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom

I’m convinced. I’ll make sure I employ one “indigenous white” (or whatever the fuck you petulant, self-absorbed cretins call yourselves) for every nine “ethnics”.

SUGARY SWEETS FOR THE ENGLISH!

I was declined for a role because I am the wrong gender/ethnic group – DEFRA. I have been declined for several roles for having to much experience or being over-qualified (ageism) – various. I have been declined for roles because “not quite what we are looking for”. I am a white male in my 40s, unemployed. I weep at night because I do not seem to have a place in society anymore, because I am unacceptable. I am just an example of the outcome of the equalities backlash. Fairness is all I ask.
Guillaume Pasdesamis, Sevenoaks, United Kingdom

If you black-up and stick a bone through your nose, I expect they’ll make you head of IT.

28 Responses to “Guillame Is Weeping Again”

  1. on 27 Jun 2008 at 9:46 am Neko

    Of course, they didn’t refuse you because you alternate your time between hopeless weeping and writing drivel. It must be because you’re white.

    Yeah, that’s it.

  2. on 27 Jun 2008 at 9:49 am Oliver

    This law should be right up Guillaume’s street. It will allow companies to employ a whinging, self-aggrandising cock over and above… well, practically anyone really.

  3. on 27 Jun 2008 at 9:50 am Rich (MMath)(Oxon)

    I read somewhere that something like 83% of people fit into some sort of minority group- fact.

    Suddenly all the white non-disabled British heterosexual men are in the minority. It’s PC gone mad.

  4. on 27 Jun 2008 at 9:50 am gpl

    …which to be perfectly honest 9.9999% of the time is going to be the best person for the job

    yes, thats why they want to change the law you frogs cloaca

  5. on 27 Jun 2008 at 9:53 am Rodafowa

    Brilliantly, both of these cretins are equally annoyed (won’t somebody think of the middle-class white men?), despite Cretin A directly contradicting Cretin B.

  6. on 27 Jun 2008 at 9:54 am Dai

    So “DEFRA” is a recognised ethnic group now? It’s political correctness gone mad, I tell you. You couldn’t make it up.

  7. on 27 Jun 2008 at 10:06 am Oliver

    @Rodafowa – Brilliantly both the cretins are equally wrong, despite contradicting each other. Neither has understood what the proposed legislation is about but for completely different reasons.

    Frankly it seems to me that the proposal is probably trying to cover a few too many bases and has some rather wooly logic behind it but you can’t fault the intended meaning…..But whaddoiknowanyway.

  8. on 27 Jun 2008 at 10:08 am Dave from Bristol (not not Europe)

    Maybe DEFRA in this case stands for “Division of Extremely Fucking Racist Assholes”? They’re being discriminated against now? We should be rioting!!!

  9. on 27 Jun 2008 at 10:11 am sir jon dangerous

    If Matt Gannon’s already sick, surely the government is only being wise in not giving him any sugary sweets?

    That said, I think he’s right that companies should be able to appoint staff democratically, and I look forward to using my vote wisely each time any post in the country becomes vacant.

  10. on 27 Jun 2008 at 10:17 am burnel

    In the good old days muppets like them could at least run away and join the circus. It’s political correctness gone mad. Next.

  11. on 27 Jun 2008 at 10:26 am Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

    “Labour came fifth …..behind the BNP…… As an indiginous, white, heterosexual, able bodied, middle aged, middle class(?) male who has now been informed that the government views everyone as better than I am, I’m not surprised.”

    Alan Findley, Durham

    I don’t know this guy, but as a heterosexual brown-eyed 5’7″ quarter-Scottish non-middle aged man who likes cake, I do now view most people as better than him.

  12. on 27 Jun 2008 at 10:40 am Mike

    Guillaume doesn’t sound like a very English name to me. Bloody immigrants.

  13. on 27 Jun 2008 at 10:42 am Paul

    Yes, because he’s a cock.

  14. on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:12 am Wolf Son of Wolf

    I was pondering if Norway has a HYS equivalent. Pondering because Norway are forcing companies to bring women onto boards of directors. The narrow minded back lash of white iNdignationious males on the HYS Norway is probably much more amusing than the UKHYS babble. But what would Elie say about Norway?

  15. on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:22 am Tom

    I think our Guillaume is a piss-taker (and thank fuck for that) – Guillaume pas des Amis sounds a lot like a Frenchification of “Billy No-mates”.

  16. on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:42 am Nelson

    They ALL have “comedy” names. You have to bear in mind that, even as they’re typing their racist drivel, they’re imagining themselves as wonderful, intelligent, witty people. Who doesn’t? :)

  17. on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:51 am Em

    Damn! I missed a trick, there….

  18. on 27 Jun 2008 at 12:12 pm I Can't Do Statistics

    9.9999% of the time is going to be the best person for the job.

    Sounds like the company I work for!

  19. on 27 Jun 2008 at 12:14 pm arsebanana

    pasdesamis also sounds like ‘pass the sarnies’. He’s hungry because he can’t get a job – oh never mind.

  20. on 27 Jun 2008 at 12:17 pm QuestionThat

    I agree with Matt Gannon (the Equalities Bill is a great vote-winner for the BNP, not great legislation).

    But 9.9999%? Classic.

  21. on 27 Jun 2008 at 12:18 pm Scribbles

    I’m not sure that decimal point is where Matt meant it to be. What further PROOF do you need that stealing sweets off White Men and giving them all to the Albanian Lesbians ruins our Great British tradition of making up statistics?

    FACT!!!11!!

  22. on 27 Jun 2008 at 1:26 pm Far-Q

    “If you black-up and stick a bone through your nose, I expect they’ll make you head of IT.”

    I came into work dressed like that this morning, walked into the head of HR’s office and asked to be head of IT and the f@ckers promptly fired me.

    Obviously I’m now suing for racial discrimination.

  23. on 27 Jun 2008 at 2:04 pm Simon

    Perhaps Guilluame was applying for the job of Equalities Officer in DEFRA the fuckstick
    Anyway how can being overqualified be ageism? Credit to the interviewer who noticed that he ‘was not quite what they were looking for’ as the advert didn’t mention anything about being a self-pitying, white supremacist fuckpig.

  24. on 27 Jun 2008 at 2:04 pm Alex

    Surely a company should have a democratic choice to employ someone, which to be perfectly honest 9.9999% of the time is going to be the best person for the job

    Assuming he means 99.999%, does this mean Matt Gannon is unemployed?

    More to the point, it’s bollocks. If people always chose the person who was best to do the job, how the fuck did Enron, PFI and national governments and happen? Scratch that, how did the whole fucking world happen?

  25. on 27 Jun 2008 at 5:54 pm Robin

    I read a headline about this story online (can’t remember where) which had the delightful headline:

    “Whites to lose jobs to ethnic minorities, women under new UK law.”

    Just thought that should be shared.

  26. on 29 Jun 2008 at 12:30 pm reg

    Some over the top reactions on this post from the guardianistas I think… white supremacist fuckpig? Wash your mouth out.

  27. on 29 Jun 2008 at 2:26 pm Alex

    This just in: Reg is a cunt who would get bummed to death by tigers if there was the slightest bit of justice in the world. Long live spiteful hyperbole! Death to understatement and all who have ever considered using it!

  28. on 30 Jun 2008 at 3:27 pm Motchan

    Claim to shame.

    I went to school with a Matt Gannon and I think he probably does still live near Milton Keynes.

    Maybe I should search him out on Facebook and bait him into posting more fictional, statistic-related comedy gold.