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I am sick of this government – absolutely sick of it! They are killing off what little democracy there is left in this country. Why do they insist on consistantly feeding the minorities with these sugary sweets while turning their back on the majority. Surely a company should have a democratic choice to employ someone, which to be perfectly honest 9.9999% of the time is going to be the best person for the job – whether it is experience or qualifications they are looking for!!
Matt Gannon, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
I’m convinced. I’ll make sure I employ one “indigenous white” (or whatever the fuck you petulant, self-absorbed cretins call yourselves) for every nine “ethnics”.
SUGARY SWEETS FOR THE ENGLISH!
I was declined for a role because I am the wrong gender/ethnic group – DEFRA. I have been declined for several roles for having to much experience or being over-qualified (ageism) – various. I have been declined for roles because “not quite what we are looking for”. I am a white male in my 40s, unemployed. I weep at night because I do not seem to have a place in society anymore, because I am unacceptable. I am just an example of the outcome of the equalities backlash. Fairness is all I ask.
Guillaume Pasdesamis, Sevenoaks, United Kingdom
If you black-up and stick a bone through your nose, I expect they’ll make you head of IT.
28 Responses to “Guillame Is Weeping Again”
Of course, they didn’t refuse you because you alternate your time between hopeless weeping and writing drivel. It must be because you’re white.
Yeah, that’s it.
This law should be right up Guillaume’s street. It will allow companies to employ a whinging, self-aggrandising cock over and above… well, practically anyone really.
I read somewhere that something like 83% of people fit into some sort of minority group- fact.
Suddenly all the white non-disabled British heterosexual men are in the minority. It’s PC gone mad.
…which to be perfectly honest 9.9999% of the time is going to be the best person for the job
yes, thats why they want to change the law you frogs cloaca
Brilliantly, both of these cretins are equally annoyed (won’t somebody think of the middle-class white men?), despite Cretin A directly contradicting Cretin B.
So “DEFRA” is a recognised ethnic group now? It’s political correctness gone mad, I tell you. You couldn’t make it up.
@Rodafowa – Brilliantly both the cretins are equally wrong, despite contradicting each other. Neither has understood what the proposed legislation is about but for completely different reasons.
Frankly it seems to me that the proposal is probably trying to cover a few too many bases and has some rather wooly logic behind it but you can’t fault the intended meaning…..But whaddoiknowanyway.
Maybe DEFRA in this case stands for “Division of Extremely Fucking Racist Assholes”? They’re being discriminated against now? We should be rioting!!!
If Matt Gannon’s already sick, surely the government is only being wise in not giving him any sugary sweets?
That said, I think he’s right that companies should be able to appoint staff democratically, and I look forward to using my vote wisely each time any post in the country becomes vacant.
In the good old days muppets like them could at least run away and join the circus. It’s political correctness gone mad. Next.
“Labour came fifth …..behind the BNP…… As an indiginous, white, heterosexual, able bodied, middle aged, middle class(?) male who has now been informed that the government views everyone as better than I am, I’m not surprised.”
Alan Findley, Durham
I don’t know this guy, but as a heterosexual brown-eyed 5’7″ quarter-Scottish non-middle aged man who likes cake, I do now view most people as better than him.
Guillaume doesn’t sound like a very English name to me. Bloody immigrants.
Yes, because he’s a cock.
I was pondering if Norway has a HYS equivalent. Pondering because Norway are forcing companies to bring women onto boards of directors. The narrow minded back lash of white iNdignationious males on the HYS Norway is probably much more amusing than the UKHYS babble. But what would Elie say about Norway?
I think our Guillaume is a piss-taker (and thank fuck for that) – Guillaume pas des Amis sounds a lot like a Frenchification of “Billy No-mates”.
They ALL have “comedy” names. You have to bear in mind that, even as they’re typing their racist drivel, they’re imagining themselves as wonderful, intelligent, witty people. Who doesn’t?
Damn! I missed a trick, there….
9.9999% of the time is going to be the best person for the job.
Sounds like the company I work for!
pasdesamis also sounds like ‘pass the sarnies’. He’s hungry because he can’t get a job – oh never mind.
I agree with Matt Gannon (the Equalities Bill is a great vote-winner for the BNP, not great legislation).
But 9.9999%? Classic.
I’m not sure that decimal point is where Matt meant it to be. What further PROOF do you need that stealing sweets off White Men and giving them all to the Albanian Lesbians ruins our Great British tradition of making up statistics?
FACT!!!11!!
“If you black-up and stick a bone through your nose, I expect they’ll make you head of IT.”
I came into work dressed like that this morning, walked into the head of HR’s office and asked to be head of IT and the f@ckers promptly fired me.
Obviously I’m now suing for racial discrimination.
Perhaps Guilluame was applying for the job of Equalities Officer in DEFRA the fuckstick
Anyway how can being overqualified be ageism? Credit to the interviewer who noticed that he ‘was not quite what they were looking for’ as the advert didn’t mention anything about being a self-pitying, white supremacist fuckpig.
Assuming he means 99.999%, does this mean Matt Gannon is unemployed?
More to the point, it’s bollocks. If people always chose the person who was best to do the job, how the fuck did Enron, PFI and national governments and happen? Scratch that, how did the whole fucking world happen?
I read a headline about this story online (can’t remember where) which had the delightful headline:
“Whites to lose jobs to ethnic minorities, women under new UK law.”
Just thought that should be shared.
Some over the top reactions on this post from the guardianistas I think… white supremacist fuckpig? Wash your mouth out.
This just in: Reg is a cunt who would get bummed to death by tigers if there was the slightest bit of justice in the world. Long live spiteful hyperbole! Death to understatement and all who have ever considered using it!
Claim to shame.
I went to school with a Matt Gannon and I think he probably does still live near Milton Keynes.
Maybe I should search him out on Facebook and bait him into posting more fictional, statistic-related comedy gold.