Permanently Bewildered27 Jun 2008 03:18 pm

New Flag

By Alex

For the fourth plinth:

How about an obese woman wearing nothing but lycra….maybe that will shock some obese people into not wearing lycra which they seem to do with regularity causing many to feel ill.

Tony Caban, United Kingdom

We also need a new Union Jack that says “No Fat Chicks”.

8 Responses to “New Flag”

  1. on 27 Jun 2008 at 3:24 pm   Sam

    … especially if you listen to Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall!

    Sorry. I’ll get my coat…

  2. on 27 Jun 2008 at 3:27 pm   Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

    We also need someone to make embarrassingly ill-informed, boring, bigoted comments on HYS. That will shock some HYS posters into not making embarrassingly ill-informed…

  3. on 27 Jun 2008 at 3:55 pm   Petpete

    Say Tony Caban, have you ever considered dipping your cock into this bucket of aids infected blood? You really should.

  4. on 27 Jun 2008 at 4:10 pm   The Gnome Secretary

    We also need a new Union Jack that says “No Fat Chicks”.

    Actually, Gordo and I are working that into the new NationalAnthem(TM). We’re subcontracting out to Microsoft, hence the trademark. The full name is Microsoft BritishNationalAnthem Professional - Misogynist Cunt Edition

  5. on 27 Jun 2008 at 4:16 pm   Oliver

    In London, if a big boned girl dressed in lycra was stood all day on the fourth plinth she would probably attract a fair few people who usually pay good money to view similar sights.

    I think Tony Caban would be amongst them, with a semi, trying for all his might to imagine her not wearing the lycra.

  6. on 27 Jun 2008 at 5:22 pm   The Go-nutteer

    If it makes them feel ill, why do they keep wearing it?

  7. on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:34 pm   Mick The Dick

    There’s too much fat in the union jack

  8. on 28 Jun 2008 at 11:57 am   Killemallandletbodsortemout

    how about a statue of a pedo buggering a baby?That would put em off buggering all those babies wot they bugger