Miscellaneous Prats27 Jun 2008 01:14 pm

You Can Have it Both Ways

By Alex

I used to think that, for every debate, ignorant HYSers would decide whether to post a disgusting and ignorant opinion, or to make sure everyone knew that they had absolutely no interest or opinion at all. Congratulations to Peter Allen. He manages to have no opinion and still be a prick.

Are my clothes ethically made?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

Peter Allen

18 Responses to “You Can Have it Both Ways”

  1. on 27 Jun 2008 at 1:32 pm   burnel

    Peter Allen speaks like a true smirking saloon bar tory with a daily mail shoved up his arse.

  2. on 27 Jun 2008 at 1:40 pm   arsebanana

    Peter has come up with a brilliant all-purpose answer that can be applied to such diverse questions as:
    “Has Peter Allen got cancer?”
    “Have I just driven my truck over Peter Allen?”
    and so forth

  3. on 27 Jun 2008 at 1:54 pm   Simon

    What he is really saying is: ‘I am a fucking ignoramus with no reasoned opinions on anything, completely and uttely incurious about the world and couldn’t give a flying fuck about anything unless black people move next door’

    In fact he probably has an incurable, sociopathic personality disorder.Broadmoor is too good for the likes of him. Cunt.

  4. on 27 Jun 2008 at 2:04 pm   sir jon dangerous

    Well I hope my clothes are not ethically made. I want to see poorly-paid sweatshop jobs for the discrinimated against indigenous people of “Great” Britian, not ethic minorities.

  5. on 27 Jun 2008 at 2:30 pm   Dai

    This is blog comment gold.

    When Sir Tim Berniers-Lee sat in a cramped office in CERN, Switzerland and thought “wouldn’t it be great if we could view linked documents remotely”, little did he know that he was providing hairy ulcerated donkey flanges like Peter Allen with a whole new means to inform the world that they have no interest in, or knowledge of, a topic but By God! that isn’t going to stop them from pausing the unremitting lonely tedium of their lives by telling us what was in their head when they read some words.

    Gah!

  6. on 27 Jun 2008 at 2:31 pm   Setyourfacestostunned

    Clearly he doesn’t give a shit about ethics.

    I bet he’d be in court quicker than greased weasel shit off a chrome shovel moaning about a breach of his human rights if the NHS adopted such a laissez-faire to the hypocratic oath.

    Or anyone dare inspect his bi-monthly collected rubbish.

    Spanner.

  7. on 27 Jun 2008 at 3:16 pm   Sam

    I don’t know - all these bloody ethnics coming over here and telling us our factories aren’t good enough. When did they ever understand what it was like to have to manufacture enough clothes for a bunch of greedy cunts like Peter Allen? It’s not like there’s enough people around to do it in a country of over a billion people. Don’t they understand that we have to employ children? Those sequins don’t sew themselves you know, and only the kiddies have got such small fingers. Apart from the dwarves, but no self-respecting factory owner would employ dwarves…

    Besides, if we didn’t employ children, where could I put my toast in the morning? YOU COULDN’T MAKE IT UP!!!one!1one!oen

  8. on 27 Jun 2008 at 3:58 pm   Far-Q

    And it’s because of people like you, Peter Allen, that the world is going down the drain.

    Weasel cocked twat.

  9. on 27 Jun 2008 at 4:15 pm   AC, Peebles

    Peter Allen is bum-faced monkey fucker.

  10. on 27 Jun 2008 at 4:16 pm   AC, Peebles

    Sorry, ‘a’ bum-faced monkey fucker. Little difference.

  11. on 27 Jun 2008 at 4:24 pm   Don_Durito

    I remember a similar comment on here a while back and Nelson’s response about how vitally important it is to these kind of people that everyone MUST know that they don’t care, and that you’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to not care about something before they’ve not cared about it first, goddamit. That’s become my standard response to this breed of ignorant turd. But since it won’t be very impressive or original-sounding on here, I’ll just have to settle for calling him a Capybara’s gaping spunkcatcher instead.

  12. on 27 Jun 2008 at 5:59 pm   Joe

    I hate Peter Allen.

  13. on 27 Jun 2008 at 9:51 pm   Nikki

    [blockquote]Peter has come up with a brilliant all-purpose answer that can be applied to such diverse questions as:
    “Has Peter Allen got cancer?”
    “Have I just driven my truck over Peter Allen?”
    and so forth[/blockquote]

    Also, “Was Peter Allen skinned alive by kids in a Chinese sweatshop to make my new luxury leather shoes?”

  14. on 27 Jun 2008 at 9:52 pm   Nikki

    I knew I’d cock up the blockquote.

  15. on 28 Jun 2008 at 12:37 am   773

    I knew I’d cock up the blockquote.

    Then why didn’t you do something about it? Is it because you don’t know and don’t care how to use correct mark-up terms? Eh? Is it?

  16. on 28 Jun 2008 at 3:55 am   burnel

    Topsy Turvy isn’t ethically made he draws an analogy (and naturally self voted it) between Gordon Brown and Mugabe.

    DEBATE:Is the Zimbabwe election legitimate?SENT:27-Jun-2008 10:40COMMENT:Zimbabwe’s election is about as legitimate as Gordon Clown’s premiereship… i.e., NOT IN THE LEAST !!

    Mugabe and Brown are both arrogant, deluded men who think they know what’s best for their respective countires. They couldn’t be more wrong if they tried.”

    I wish both Topsy and Peter Allen would fuck off to the ‘cuntire’ of Zimbabwe and get macheted to death.

  17. on 28 Jun 2008 at 2:02 pm   Nikki

    Then why didn’t you do something about it? Is it because you don’t know and don’t care how to use correct mark-up terms? Eh? Is it?

    Yeah. Plus, in terms of using the internets properly, I’m only one step up on the evolutionary ladder from your average HYSer.

  18. on 28 Jun 2008 at 11:55 pm   Katie (Brown Belt, Karate)

    Nikki - don’t feel too bad. At least you didn’t somehow manage to make your entire post part of a blockquote like I did the last time I tried to use it… I’m sure that made me look like a proper twat.

    Not as much as Peter Allen though!