spEak You’re bRanes

Plain Weird28 Jun 2008 11:19 am

By Alex

Go naked!

Julie, Lancashire

Lets stand there, naked. And then we won’t have to feel guilty about wearing clothes which are made unethically.

Julie, Lancashire

Now does Julie have a serious public nudity agenda, or does she just not want to waste a good joke by only telling it once?

on 28 Jun 2008 at 12:05 pm Dave from Bristol (not not Europe)

But public nudity is a serious agenda! It should be in the Human Rights Act.
Let’s have a naked protest!
on 28 Jun 2008 at 12:38 pm Steve B.Sc (Hons) (St And)

Do you really want to see a girl from Lancashire naked? She’ll have been raised on lard sandwiches and the likes while working down’t pit.

Grim.
on 28 Jun 2008 at 12:43 pm Dave from Bristol (not not Europe)

Well it’s good I’m not from Lancashire then! Unless she does get allowed to stand on the forth plinth…
on 28 Jun 2008 at 12:51 pm Ben

“Julie” is actually a twenty-eight stone yorkshireman, who finds it difficult to lift himself out of bed, let alone leave the house. HYS is his only outlet.
on 28 Jun 2008 at 1:06 pm Sam

Oh, the horror! a man from Yorkshire…
on 28 Jun 2008 at 3:01 pm Ben

Those bloody Yorkshire folk, coming down here, stealing our jobs. Worse than the Polish, they are.
on 28 Jun 2008 at 8:00 pm Joe

Yeah, with that strange food they eat and that weird language they talk.
on 29 Jun 2008 at 2:57 pm ASbo bAz

Hull… FACT!
on 30 Jun 2008 at 10:01 am Rich (MMath)(Oxon)

On “How should the world deal with Zimbabwe?”

“Get naked!”
Julie, Lancashire

Ok, I may have made that one up.
on 30 Jun 2008 at 3:19 pm AGAIG

Get thee back to the HYS threads Steve (C&G Cert in BS hons)or be banished to a life, encased to the neck in lard, in Lancashire!

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spEak You’re bRanes
A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar.

All the comments quoted were found on the BBC "Have Your Say" site. Yes, people really have written them. On purpose as far as I can tell.