Comments on: I Don’t Care And I Don’t Care Either

By: James (different James)

James (different James) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:42:21 +0000

“Battery Chickens”.

I always felt that battery chickens were the answer to global warming. You can see the scene now:

“Power’s dipping a bit there Fred”,
“No probs, just plug in a fresh chicken”.

Failing that, what is cheaper, a ton (or tonne) of coal or the same weight of chickens, ’cause if it’s chickens then we should be switching to a chicken-based fuel in all our coal fired power stations.

Now I’m off for a lie-down.

Wibble.

By: Morag

Morag — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:02:45 +0000

If the articles that originally sparked such debate had focussed less on animal welfare and more on “You are what you eat” (ie. the drugs they pump into battery animals are reputed to cause a whole rainbow of health problems in humans), I’m wondering if there’d still be the flood of “I DON’T CARE!11ONE”

“FORCING US TO BUY CHEAP CHICKEN, IT’S A CONSPIRACY TO KILL OFF THE POOR!!!11 YOU COULDN’T MAKE IT UP?!?!!”

By: Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

Rich(MMath)(Oxon) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:35:25 +0000

Lest we forget the use of the frequently overlooked semicolon- placed with such beautiful regard for traditional punctuation.

What a hero.

By: Mad from Barking

Mad from Barking — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:29:18 +0000

Well i’m NOT gonna change;with the rising cost of food cheap chicken(and not how it was fed/killed/ slaughtered/prepared etc because I DON’T CARE AS DON’T MANY PEOPLE ON BUDGETS)is the ONLY OPTION FOR ME AND I DON’T CARE EITHER.
Anthony, Accrington,Lancashire

Oh Yes. Now that is a text book self-wind-up post that every schoolboy could learn from. A beautiful ascent of the rage curve by this talented lad from the north. look how he approaches the anger ramp at a nice fast past, flicks the CAPS LOCK on effortlessly as the adrenalin kick ins, he starts to spiral, jettisons his logic thrusters and rockets off into the stratosphere shouting textbook teenage rants. A definite gold hope for Beijing. World Class.

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:09:56 +0000

It says all you need to know about these… I can’t even think of a word to discribe them… so selfish and stupid and…. Arrg.

By: Rich(MMath)Oxon)

Rich(MMath)Oxon) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:54:47 +0000

“And who is going to pay for the difference in price?”
alvinlwh

I like to think that this isn’t a rhetorical question- and he genuinely needs to find out before he can make an informed decision.

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:40:08 +0000

“So you fucked a load of chickens?”

“Exactlee!!”

[Note to self: got to stop with the South Park...]

By: TMISv2.0

TMISv2.0 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:39:54 +0000

Hah, I had the fortune to encounter another of MC Spanner’s comments the other day, he’s an utter gnarwhal’s mound.

By: Hitler's Penis

Hitler's Penis — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:10:03 +0000

Anthony’s unconvincing, repeated claim that he “doesn’t care” is failing to conceal the fact that actually he cares too much. That’s right: he is actually having sexual relations with our feathered friends. It is this that gives him his acute insight. You read it here first.

By: howfar

howfar — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:09:42 +0000

“If it’s humane to cut an animals head half chop it into pieces, burn and eat it, what difference does it make what size room it goes in.” – Ministry of Truth Spokesman (formerly MC Spanner)

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum, can I stay at Mr Spanner’s house for tea? PLEASE?

I also like to read the work of someone ill-educated enough to believe that the Ministry of Truth is a good thing, and self-regarding enough to claim to work for it. I suspect that he will be turn out to be a goldmine, a brief Google immediately turns up this: “If you don’t like [the Royal Family, I think], pick another one of the EU Countries and go and live there”. Jackpot straight out the hat. The buffoon.