Comments on: Go Full Scale

By: The Voice of Raisins

The Voice of Raisins — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:06:39 +0000

Patricia is SO correct. The politically correct namby-pamby marxist Thatcher government that was in power in 1983 has a lot to answer for.

By: Mad from Barking

Mad from Barking — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:42:04 +0000

BZZZZZZ!
“Paul, you interrupted.”
“Sexual deviation!”
“It was indeed, well spotted. So Paul gets a point for a correct interruption, Clement, I’m afraid you get AIDS.”

So with 23 seconds left on the clock Paul, with you, on ‘Monkey-Fucking Sicko Pervert Queers’ and your time starts… now

‘Monkey-Fucking Sicko Pervert Queers had a hit song with ‘Suck My Love Pump Ape-Bitch’ in 1978 and it reached number 17 in the hit parade. On the video of the aforementioned single, The Drummer was indeed recieving oral-pleasure from a monkey and, as all hardened fans of Just-a-minute know, if you look very closely at the background you can see Nicholas Parsons cumming on a large baboon.

BZZZZZ.
NP: Clement you buzzed.

CF: There are no hardened fans of just-a-minute. Everybody is utterly flaccid after copious repetitions of bumming Graham Norton

GN: Well I’M still standing.

(genteel laughter)

NP: A point for Graham for his splendid erection. And Clement you get a point cos the audience loved what you said and it’s with Paul with two seconds on the clock, Monkey-Fucking Sicko Pervert Queers, starting… now

The guitarist from Monkey-Fucking Sicko Pervert Queers brought AIDS back from Africa in 197…

BZZZZ

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:00:07 +0000

BZZZZZZ!
“Paul, you interrupted.”
“Sexual deviation!”
“It was indeed, well spotted. So Paul gets a point for a correct interruption, Clement, I’m afraid you get AIDS.”

By: Don_Durito

Don_Durito — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:00:37 +0000

Don’t worry, hyperdeath. There’s no judgement here.

*coughcoughcough*

By: hyperdeath

hyperdeath — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:48:31 +0000

Damnit. I posted in the the wrong thread again. (Curse this weird open-source browser). What I meant to say was:

I always knew these reckless blood transfusions would end in disaster.

I once saw a guy insert an intravenous canula whilst blindfold and riding a unicycle.

By: hyperdeath

hyperdeath — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:41:23 +0000

Damnit. I posted in the wrong thread (my post at 2:45). I must have had the wrong window open.

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:58:27 +0000

I have sex with garden furniture – does this put me “at risk”?

It’ll get you locked up. At least in JesusLand it will: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/26/picnic_table_sentence/

By: rich (mmath)(oxon)

rich (mmath)(oxon) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:56:33 +0000

Sam-

think that’s what they call “HIV positive discrimination”.

By: lisa simpson

lisa simpson — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:14:58 +0000

I think it’s generally accepted that HIV evolved from the simian version (oh, unless you’re a sponge-head who thinks that THE CIA INVENTED LIQUID AIDS TO KILL AFRICANS!11

or indeed a sponge-head who thinks that natural selection and darwinian theory are conspiracies against the word of god, and that excavations of dinosaur bones are planted by evil atheists in order to support the evil and deviant theory of evolution.

either way, sponge head is the operative term.

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:06:07 +0000

Yeah, but don’t forget, HIV isn’t allowed to cause AIDS any more – in a fit of PC gone mad, the namby-pamby fascist liberal ultra right-left-wing Labour Government has ruled that there should be a positive selection of “other” causes of AIDS, meaning that if two sources of AIDS have the same qualifications, the minority one has to be ruled the cause.

Whatever happened to our white, hard-working, middle-class, massively taxed HIV? YOU COULND@T MAKE IT UP!!eleven!

PS – Alexandra: I’m game if you are… been ages since my last pint.