Comments on: Animal Fanny Tuesdays #18

By: Charles Exford

Charles Exford — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:18:53 +0000

Is she insane? Sending kiddies out on paper rounds will expose them to pot-crazed Rastafarians, lurking paedophiles and the Daily Mail.

By: James not from Sussex

James not from Sussex — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:17:13 +0000

Did he write that in his BBC column? Because I gave up reading that a few weeks after it started when it became clear that the Clive James I enjoy reading – the witty, sarcastic one with the effortless turn of phrase – had been replaced with a doddery old man with nothing better to do than write formless twaddle about how he doesn’t understand his video but that Paris Hilton is quite pretty.

By: C4RO

C4RO — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:33:42 +0000

Very nice imaging on Babs Cartland- that is now my favourite quote about her.

The unseated previous winner was Clive James – “her eyes resemble the corpses of two crows that have crashed into a chalk cliff” in case any readers missed it.

By: Oliver

Oliver — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:20:33 +0000

Aren’t kebabs originally a Turkish dish?

Feel free to shoot me down on this one, I have done no research to back up my claim. Then again, I doubt Joy did any either.

By: Maz

Maz — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:26:22 +0000

errr…. I meant Topsy TuRvey – doh!

By: Maz

Maz — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:25:28 +0000

Her stupid twitterings are only outranked by Topsy Tuvey’s pompous twat offerings. Balancing out things nicely at the other extreme is that regular HYS contributor and smug ‘do-good but as effective as a fart in a thunderstorm’ arse wipe LiberalLeftAndProud.

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:07:18 +0000

She lives near me. Occasionally even in Geneva! Please don’t let this put you off wine from Rolle, it’s very drinkable. Maybe this was all on the day when all the winemakers opened up their cellars to the public and everybody got trashed for free?

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:33:24 +0000

Drinking *and* binging? At the same time? I usually do my binging sober.

Or perhaps she’s making a reference to the noises that fruit machines make.

By: Jacqueline

Jacqueline — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:28:07 +0000

“I HATE the European Union and anything to do with Brussels”

No sprouts for Joy, then?

By: Nelson

Nelson — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:12:24 +0000

Try dipping your face in pink icing.