Permanently Bewildered03 Jul 2008 08:24 am

Henious Devil

By Nelson

Thanks to Nick.

My God! It Gets Worse Bongo Of Gabon Sees No Wrong The Fact That Thug Magabe’s People Killed 70-80 MDC Is Not Important To Him They Sing The Statement That africa Will Deal With It.
Fine Let Them To Date They Have Been Useless They All Love The Henious Devil.
Chuck All of Africa Out Of The Un Untill The Thugs And Dictators Have All Been Bannished,It Seems The Poor People Of Zimbabwe
Have Got To Suffer Even More Yet.
Lets See If The Pc Brigade will Print This.
Thomas, Surbiton

Wow! They did! It’s almost as if the PC Brigade is just an imaginary force that you blame for the fact that you’re completely bollocks.

22 Responses to “Henious Devil”

  1. on 03 Jul 2008 at 8:52 am   Briantist

    Wanna Bet Thomas Presses Caps Lock Before And After The First Letter Of Every Word He Types?

  2. on 03 Jul 2008 at 9:03 am   Felna

    Actually in my head that reads like a William Shatner monologue – try it yourself!

    I particularly like the way in the first sentence the only word without a capital letter is the one word that actually needs one – the sign of a deeply disturbed and possibly psychotic mind IMO.

  3. on 03 Jul 2008 at 9:04 am   tiny clanger

    Probably he TYPED ALL IN CAPS like a good internet nutter should. However…

    A lot of forum software will take ALL CAPS posts and helpfully change them To First Letter Of Every Word Capped, marginally lowering the insanity/pain of such spew.

  4. on 03 Jul 2008 at 9:30 am   Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

    Fine Let Them To Date They Have Been Useless They All Love The Henious Devil.

    This is my favourite line. If only we did let them to date, instead of interfering with their, um, love lives…?

  5. on 03 Jul 2008 at 9:33 am   Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

    ….still getting the hang of blockquotes…

    And can forums take the caps lock off anything that’s written all in capitals? Surely if they’re going to do that, they should put it into a comedic font too.

  6. on 03 Jul 2008 at 9:59 am   Mr Cat

    The capitals make it read like a robotic voice – or Steven Hawkins type voice generator – as though every word is a sentence.

    Thomas of Surbiton has mixed up his casual racism a bit though – surely Bongo is from the Congo. That’s what I thought those UmBongo adverts told us.

    Or is he referring to pornography?

    Bongo is such a problematic word isn’t it. Fruit drink, drums, pornography or kneejerk colonial stereotype… I just can’t choose.

  7. on 03 Jul 2008 at 10:13 am   Oliver

    Thomas, or perhaps he likes ot be known as Tom….who lives in Surbiton?

    I wonder if he is married to Barbara.

  8. on 03 Jul 2008 at 10:23 am   Rotwatcher

    Bongo is, improbably, the President of Gabon. I believe he was invented by the late Alan Clark.

  9. on 03 Jul 2008 at 10:29 am   Oliver

    If they all love the henious devil so much……

  10. on 03 Jul 2008 at 10:34 am   Mr Cat

    Damn

    He is as well – now I feel like a daft racist compared to Thomas’s robotic insight.

  11. on 03 Jul 2008 at 11:42 am   Em

    I didn’t realise it was politically correct to support the old bastard.

  12. on 03 Jul 2008 at 11:53 am   Sam

    Is HYS Moderated By A Brigade Of PCs Now, I Thought Numbers Were Supposed To Be Doing Down You Never See Them On The Streets These Days Except For Those Bloody Community Support PCs Arresting Photographers And Letting The Immigrants Stab Innocent Tax-Paying White Middle-Class Men In The Street
    I Don’t Know What Is The World Coming To How Can PCs Be Working For The BBC Its A Liberal PC PC Nightmare Things Would Never Be Like This Under The BNP
    Send All The Africans Back To Bangladesh Or Wherever They Come From

  13. on 03 Jul 2008 at 11:54 am   Throbbe

    I do love the fact that despite all evidence to the contrary these people believe that HYS has some leftist agenda and they are the only ones that can SEE THE TRUTH!!!!!

    It should therefore be possible to put them all in a room together, and every single person there will think they are the lone voice of reason in a room full of commie subversives.

    Give them an hour or two to reach a decent level of paranoia, then give them a baseball bat each.

  14. on 03 Jul 2008 at 12:40 pm   Paul

    I love the fact that HYS’ers (is that the right word?) can’t tell the difference between left as in Liberal and Left as in Socialist, and Right as in Capitalist and Right as in Fascist, and yet hold such strong political views.

  15. on 03 Jul 2008 at 12:40 pm   Far-Q

    I just love the idea of the leaders of all the african nations joining together to sing a statement about politically motivated murder and violence in beautiful acapella harmony.

  16. on 03 Jul 2008 at 12:48 pm   C4RO

    I prefer HaYSayers myself. Since they mostly chew over low-calorific value items like wot cattle do.

  17. on 03 Jul 2008 at 1:26 pm   Simon

    I think the first person to invent a new font specifically for HYS’ers will make a mint. Word will have to have lines and a ruled margin by default and font colour should be green only.

  18. on 03 Jul 2008 at 1:34 pm   Far-Q

    HYS font? Isn’t that known as crayon?

  19. on 03 Jul 2008 at 3:16 pm   Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

    I just checked the website of the “PC Brigade” and it appears that they haven’t printed his rant.

    http://pcbrigade.com/

    In dact, they haven’t printed any incoherent rantings. Just help with computer maintenance.

  20. on 03 Jul 2008 at 4:09 pm   Alex

    I wonder if they actually know what their company’s name means.

  21. on 05 Jul 2008 at 11:12 am   Vicky

    I tried typing a comment with Capital Letters At The Start and it took ages. You’d think all that extra time would lead him to do a bit of thinking.

  22. on 07 Jul 2008 at 9:57 pm   Matt

    He’s just bitter because all the African women he went out with were Satanists.