Comments on: Let Them Eat Broadband

By: Far-Q

Far-Q — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:15:34 +0000

I had a bontempi organ once. Got some cream from the doctor and it cleared up a treat.

By: James not from Sussex

James not from Sussex — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:22:24 +0000

Casiophobia? I’m scared of cheap electronic tat because I was once raped by a man with a bontempi organ. Fnarr fnarr.

By: Peter

Peter — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:23:49 +0000

Casinophobia?

I’m scared of casinos because I always end up losing all the money I would normally spend on crack, pre-teen hookers and a donation to Amnesty International there.

By: Far-Q

Far-Q — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:13:24 +0000

I apologise in advance.

Is Cosinophobia a fear of:

a) Mozart operas?

b) 17th century english scholars?

c) further trigonometry?

d) cooperating with that nice Chinese state?

*gets coat and leaves*

By: 7rew

7rew — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:44:54 +0000

Simon, I was including myself amongst the 7, so I wouldn’t have enough for 2 games of bridge anyway.

See my plan is flawless, hahahahaha

By: The Go-nutteer (MA Cantab) (BAGA 1)

The Go-nutteer (MA Cantab) (BAGA 1) — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:48:44 +0000

From the original HYS article:

Are you a parent? Do you think your child should learn more about world issues and events? Do you think children are “set up to fail” if they do not learn about world affairs?

Are you a lazy parent? Can’t be arsed to talk to your kids? Prefer TV dinners to family meals? Think education begins and ends at the school gate?

Tell us how the schools should bring up your kids because you can’t be fucked to do it yourself.

By: Simon

Simon — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:32:25 +0000

Em, you damn well better be, i don’t come on the intanets (an english invention) to hear about that jap nonsense.

7drew, if you have 7 friends and you kill one, you won’t have enough for 2 games of bridge

By: Umlaut Ampersand

Umlaut Ampersand — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:54:34 +0000

I heard that Colin from London is just like Marie-Antoinette except with, like, prettier dresses and stuff.

By: Em

Em — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:49:32 +0000

Dunno, but ‘Sinho-phobia’ is fear of Pokemon battles.

Sorry everyone…
::crawls under rock::

By: dirigible

dirigible — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:43:41 +0000

Is Sinophobia fear of:

a) nasal cavities?

b) breaking God’s law?

c) trigonometry?

d) that nice Chinese state?