Thanks to Andy. Something about “Doctor Who”.
The doctor dies and returns as a black, gay, transexual, vertically challanged, doctor who has recently converted to Islam.
Well I’m sure that’s how the pc BBC would really like it.
Politically Incorrect
Soon there’ll be nothing BUT short, black, gay, transexual muslims on our television. You couldn’t make it up! Unless you were a heron’s fishy fanny.
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A gay transsexual? Is that a woman->man who likes women, or a woman->man who likes men? Or a man->woman who likes men, or a man->woman who likes women?
My world just got a whole lot darker.
The doctor dies and returns as a red-faced, overweight Mail-reading middle aged white man from Exeter mumbling about immigration and paedos, thats how the facist pc neo-Marxist BBc WOULDNT like it.
It’s just like listening to Blur.
Also, contender for worst comment ever:
http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?sortBy=2&forumID=5068&start=180&tstart=0&edition=1&ttl=20080708120305#paginator
The Doctor has pretty much given up on his revolutionary and environmentalist agendas these days in order to spend his entire time in contemporary London. HYS should be delighted. Ungrateful bastards.
“Do you know who’d make a great Doctor Who? Dawn French”
These people must die.
Or even returns a social worker rather than a doctor ‘cos Doctor’s an elitist title and can cause feelings of inadequacy in people who really think that every person they see on telly is in fact black, gay and a Muslim, despite the fact that instant confirmation that the opposite is true can be gained from turning on the telly on any channel and counting the number of white, middle class people (usually southerners) you see vs. anyone else.
What an ocelot’s labia.
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Actually a black midget transgendered Dr Who sounds like an ace idea, it certaintly couldn’t be any more camp than it is now.
A darlek should reveal he is really his father & that the woman he loves is his sister.
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They already did that on The Waltons.
Oooh, oooh, you missed “disabled” and “vegetarian”. And “guardian-reading museli-eating, sandal-wearing”…
Does that mean politically incorrect has to re-read his wipe-clean copy of “The Collected Littlejohn” vol 1?
If you like Skaro so much, why don’t you go live there?
I like it - Blur for middle aged people
men who like women, who like women, who like men, always should be someone who’s financially securrrrre
Black Jewish lesbian in a wheelchair.
When-oh-when will the BBC stop stereotyping timelords as Earthbased, Male, Humanoids? Is it so hard to imagine a Venusian or Martian timelord? Or a deep-space silicon-based timelord? Timelords are pan-galactic
multi-beings, but oh surprise surprise, EVERY Doctor Who has the same-old double-helix DNA
This Carbonist, Earthist Speciesism is sickening
When Clive Hornby died, the HYS page was filled with people saying “Clive who?”
Just think of the hilarity that will ensue on his “obituary” thread when Doctor Who regenerates.
I didn’t buy it, I swear (though I do plan to burn it, after finding the bastard rag in my house) but yesterday’s Daily Mail carried a ‘what people are saying on HYS’ story (on p3, ’cause there’s obviously no news at the moment) about some idiot trying to phone the Doctor and then writing on HYS to complain when the stock TV drama number they used didn’t connect straight to the TARDIS…..
That’s not quite how they phrased it.
Don’t you just hate it when they stereotype the Davros character like that..?
I wonder if Politically Incorrect has noticed that the BBC has complete control over what happens in Doctor Who and that, if that’s how the BBC would like it, that’s probably what would happen.
Actually, he probably thinks it’s all real and the BBC is fuming that the time-travelling spaceman conflicts with their Marxist agenda.
I found my favourite comment, a man who believes there should be some kind of Doctor Who gulag:
“There should be an announcement that the BBC will be producing an entire series next year of Dr Who and Torchwood rather than a few one offs.
These are without a doubt the BBC’s flagship drama series at the moment and to cancel them for next year on the spurious basis that one of the performers wants to do Shakespeare is rediculous.
These shows are very popular , funded by the licence payer (US) and will be replaced no doubt with more “B” List celebrity doing something badly drivel!
steve thornhill”
Back to the coal face, Tennant, you slacker!
Steve’s world must be fun. In it, all actors live in a huge dungeon under TV Centre and are only allowed out for the making of programmes. At all other times they’re chained to the walls. Somehow, David Tennant has managed to slip his chains and escape, and will spend the next year daringly evading his captors in Stratford upon Avon, occasionally being caught and forced to star in a 90-minute programme before daringly evading them again (possibly in the TARDIS; Steve’s logic is a bit hazy here).
This, I think, is a far more exciting reality than the one in which the BBC doesn’t own every aspect of an actor’s life and they’re free to negotiate contracts with other productions.
So a remake of a tacky 70’s sci-fi show featuring Catherine Tate and an extra-terrestrial time-traveller fighting an assortment of unconvincing home-made robot aliens…
It’s a disgrace.
Get your facts right - it’s 60’s
The fact that HYS readers seem to like ‘Doctor Who’ almost puts me off it
Children, children, you’re both right. That’s how time travel works!
It’s also how long-running TV shows work.
What’s wrong with being short?
“Do you know who’d make a great Doctor Who? Dawn French”
That would make Davros the funny one.
I was wondering that too, Richard.
I find all these unusually tall people to be very worrying, and I reckon that the fact that they don’t get the kind of casual abuse that the short get when being nasty about brown people and homosexuals is political correctness GONE MAD!1!!!111!!
Politically Incorrect’s brain is a RETARDIS. Much smaller on the inside than it looks from the outside.
The Doctor should have had an ice pick in his head. The BBC are obviously closet Trotskyites with Stalinist tendencies; Ian Jempson would have thought so had he thought.