I always forget what a goldmine of cretins newssniffer can be. This is the stuff that’s actually too nonsensical, irrelevant or downright racist for HYS.
Should internet domain names be opened up?
How about this for a domain name.
HowToGet50GrandBenefits@ImATerrorist.boom
Salford Scally
That’s very clever, but I don’t think anyone would want the domain name ‘.boom’.
What should be done to improve parenting skills?
Time has come to anhiliate pakistan and bangladesh from the map of the world… the muslims need to be punished…they have lost their license to live
Mohammed Pork, Mecca, Pakistan
It’ll make geography lessons that little bit easier at least. I suppose that’ll be good for the kids’ morale. Incidentally, I wonder if the Muslims have looked down the back of the sofa.
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Well not for someone who thinks Mecca is in Pakistan.
Oddly enough we were only talking about wiping Bangladesh off the face of the planet today. We were going to suncontract it to China …
I’m from Salford, and I can’t laugh at the fuckwittery of this comment because it’s just embarrassing to know this tithead lives round here. Now I know how the people of ROLLE feel.
Surely DJ Jazzy Jeff would want http://boom.boom.shaketheroom.boom?
“HowToGet50GrandBenefits@ImATerrorist.boom”
I would have thought they would have prefer something like .jihad, although I get the feeling this fuck wit dosent know the diffrence between a domain name and an email address.
Ditto I’m sure the Outhere Brothers would appreciate:
http://letmehearyousaywayoboomboom.boom
Oh, and I’m shotguning:
http://scalfordscally.numpty
Hmmm, I wonder if he knows that removing countries from the map won’t actually make any difference to their physical existence?
If it’s a license (American twunt) to live that we should all have then I think Mohammed Pork has 12 points on his.
There’s a Mecca in Pakistan? I would check the map but they wiped Pakistan off, so I guess I’ll just have to do my other Hajj blind. God it’s not easy being a Muslim. (Sorry I mean Allah, that’s a common pitfall too).
Incidentally, if you were going to remove Pakistan and Bangladesh from the map of the world (and I presume, by extension, wipe them from the face of the earth as well), what would your preferred method be?
Seeing as Bangladesh is basically a massive flood plain, all we’d need is a rise in sea levels. Pakistan might be slightly more tricky, but probably the best route would be to round up all the regular twats, send them over there and see if the Pakistanis contract any mental diseases from them.
Well, one option would be to merge Pakistan, Bangladesh and India into one big country and call it, say, “India”. You might have to have some kind of outside agency in control for a little while, while the Muslims, Hindus and Sikhs got used to sharing their land. I’m sure we could find some willing volunteers here in England.
Erm…
Just out of interest, when did terrorists start getting benefits?
Terrorists, dole scroungers, it’s all the same.
IF i was going to remove Pakistan and Bangladesh from the map it would depend alot on what kind of map it was.
A big, fold out one – I might be tempted to get a really good pair of scissors and carefully cut round the border and then paste a peice of white paper over the hole so there was just a big white (ALWAYS white, never brown or black you understand) space where the country used to be. Then I could fantasise about what could go there instead.
If it was a globe, then I might just get a big marker pen and colour in the space so it looked like the country had dropped into a black hole (black holes are bad – they swallow everything up).
I wish my name was Mohammed Pork.