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By: Umlaut Ampersand

Umlaut Ampersand — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:16:59 +0000

I wish my name was Mohammed Pork.

By: Mohammed Pork - Ho,ho! - The other Mecca - In fact, wasnt there a Mecca Record label..oh no, that was Decca wasn't it...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:20:27 +0000

IF i was going to remove Pakistan and Bangladesh from the map it would depend alot on what kind of map it was.

A big, fold out one – I might be tempted to get a really good pair of scissors and carefully cut round the border and then paste a peice of white paper over the hole so there was just a big white (ALWAYS white, never brown or black you understand) space where the country used to be. Then I could fantasise about what could go there instead.

If it was a globe, then I might just get a big marker pen and colour in the space so it looked like the country had dropped into a black hole (black holes are bad – they swallow everything up).

By: Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

Rich(MMath)(Oxon) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:12:56 +0000

Just out of interest, when did terrorists start getting benefits?

HowToGet50GrandBenefits@ImATerrorist.boom

Terrorists, dole scroungers, it’s all the same.

By: The Go-nutteer (MA Cantab) (BAGA 1)

The Go-nutteer (MA Cantab) (BAGA 1) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:44:36 +0000

Well, one option would be to merge Pakistan, Bangladesh and India into one big country and call it, say, “India”. You might have to have some kind of outside agency in control for a little while, while the Muslims, Hindus and Sikhs got used to sharing their land. I’m sure we could find some willing volunteers here in England.

Erm…

By: Sam

Sam — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:20:39 +0000

Incidentally, if you were going to remove Pakistan and Bangladesh from the map of the world (and I presume, by extension, wipe them from the face of the earth as well), what would your preferred method be?

Seeing as Bangladesh is basically a massive flood plain, all we’d need is a rise in sea levels. Pakistan might be slightly more tricky, but probably the best route would be to round up all the regular twats, send them over there and see if the Pakistanis contract any mental diseases from them.

By: Mjohnson

Mjohnson — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:19:17 +0000

There’s a Mecca in Pakistan? I would check the map but they wiped Pakistan off, so I guess I’ll just have to do my other Hajj blind. God it’s not easy being a Muslim. (Sorry I mean Allah, that’s a common pitfall too).

By: Setyourfacestostunned

Setyourfacestostunned — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:00:55 +0000

If it’s a license (American twunt) to live that we should all have then I think Mohammed Pork has 12 points on his.

By: Far-Q

Far-Q — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:55:36 +0000

Hmmm, I wonder if he knows that removing countries from the map won’t actually make any difference to their physical existence?

By: Rich (MMath)

Rich (MMath) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:50:42 +0000

Ditto I’m sure the Outhere Brothers would appreciate:

http://letmehearyousaywayoboomboom.boom

Oh, and I’m shotguning:
http://scalfordscally.numpty

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:42:04 +0000

“HowToGet50GrandBenefits@ImATerrorist.boom”

I would have thought they would have prefer something like .jihad, although I get the feeling this fuck wit dosent know the diffrence between a domain name and an email address.