Permanently Bewildered08 Jul 2008 10:27 am

Thinking Paedo Thoughts Again

By Nelson

My favourite racist simpleton, “Totally Disgruntled”, takes a break from whining about immigrants and reveals exactly what goes through his mind when he sees a lost child.

I was in the York Railway museum a few weeks ago with my wife. We spotted a small boy crying because he had lost his Dad.

Only because my wife was with me did I stay with the boy until Dad turned up. Even then, I felt all eyes were upon me querying if I was a Mr Nasty.

Had I been on my own I don’t think I would have helped this boy because of the suspicions that now abound.

He could have been led out and abducted had I not intervened though.
Totally Disgruntled, Wokingham

It is a worry isn’t it? Next time you want to help a distressed child, you should wear really tight trousers so that everyone can see you haven’t got a boner or anything. But make sure you don’t get a boner.

16 Responses to “Thinking Paedo Thoughts Again”

  1. on 08 Jul 2008 at 10:34 am   AndyBir

    He was probably wearing his best Garry Glitter t-shirt and silver hotpants. And by wife I assume he means mother.

  2. on 08 Jul 2008 at 10:41 am   Mr Cat

    Only because my wife was with me did I stay with the boy until Dad turned up.

    Yeah – what would you have done if your wife wasn’t there to check your behaviour Mr Gruntled? Eh? EH?

    Had I been on my own I don’t think I would have helped this boy

    Unless you count bundling him roughly into a white van as help. Eh? EH? (etc)

  3. on 08 Jul 2008 at 10:57 am   Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

    I think you’re trying too hard, Nelson. He’s raising a very serious point about child abduction and how hard it is to be a good samaritan these days- since people assume you have some sort of alterior motive- and all you can do is cal him a paedo.

    Having said that, LOL @ going to the York Railway Museum. What a lame-ass trenchcoat-wearing anorak. Everyone knows that Didcot is the place to be.

  4. on 08 Jul 2008 at 11:27 am   Sam

    Perhaps one of the aspects of being a good samaritan, just possibly, is to do it regardless of what other people think? Even if they do suspect that, in spite of looking after a crying boy, you’re actually an evil paedo ready to pounce and snatch and bonk.

    Shit… I’m sorry. I think this might descend into a debate. My apologies.

    [Shudder]

  5. on 08 Jul 2008 at 11:37 am   arsebanana

    No, he’s definitely a nonce.

  6. on 08 Jul 2008 at 12:19 pm   Robin

    There’s so much hysteria about paedophiles these days, you can’t save a child from the paedophiles lurking round every corner without people thinking you’re a paedophile!

  7. on 08 Jul 2008 at 1:08 pm   Oliver

    …….::tumbleweed::………

  8. on 08 Jul 2008 at 1:35 pm   Dylan's Last Post

    I was in the York Railway museum… my wife with me, stayed with boy til Dad turned up. I felt all eyes were querying if I was a Mr Nasty. He could have been led out and abducted had I not intervened.

    Totally Disgruntled, Wokingham

    You dragged your wife from Berkshire to York to look at old trains.
    Your paranoid fear is that ‘all’ people think you’re a sex-criminal.
    You think helping some kid find his near-by Dad saved him from being abducted.

    Is your wife the one that writes to Women’s magazines, asking why she has never reached orgasm?

  9. on 08 Jul 2008 at 1:39 pm   Volunteer Peado Patrol Officer

    The irony is, this guy’s guilty fear of being suspected as a kiddy-diddler almost certainly stems from the fact that he imagines criminals and perverts and terrorists in every face on every street.

    He’s scared of his own reflection! What a sad little moron.

  10. on 08 Jul 2008 at 2:08 pm   Em

    Oh for fuck’s sake – everyone always looks in the direction of a crying child. It’s a survival-of-the-species instinct.

    I’d probably rather my children were crying alone than crying into the tender clasp of Mr Disgruntled, personally, but that’s beside the point.

    P.s. :-D on the tabbing Nelson, thanks!

  11. on 08 Jul 2008 at 2:27 pm   James not from Sussex

    Oh for fuck’s sake – everyone always looks in the direction of a crying child. It’s a survival-of-the-species instinct.

    Or arousal.

  12. on 08 Jul 2008 at 4:08 pm   Em

    Maybe for you…
    :-P

  13. on 08 Jul 2008 at 4:09 pm   Em

    Hmm…
    :-) :-D :-P ;-) ;-D ;-P

  14. on 08 Jul 2008 at 4:09 pm   Em

    Ah, I see.

  15. on 08 Jul 2008 at 9:09 pm   Misha

    I like the way he made a good point*, and then totally invalidated it with the final sentence:

    He could have been led out and abducted had I not intervened though.

    *I mean, a good point for someone who, as he has already made us aware, is a marmoset’s minge

  16. on 09 Jul 2008 at 3:59 pm   Graham

    Wife? Yeah, right. I bet he’s one of those guys who was arrested during Operation Ore but claimed that he was trying to hunt paedophiles online and that the material on the hard-drive was evidence against them.