Permanently Bewildered09 Jul 2008 10:38 am

Swoosh

By Nelson

Thanks to Sean.

Sorry no sharia law for child abuse, just the rest…..or and if they was ….. swoosh there he goes another one bites the dust…..
anon, dewsbury

Nope sorry. I’ve got pretty good at reading HYS posts and working out what you lot think you’re saying, but you’re really going to have to start again with this one.

16 Responses to “Swoosh”

  1. on 09 Jul 2008 at 10:42 am   Alex

    Cunning. By preventing the paedoes from drinking alcohol and paying or receiving interest, it will keep them away from bars and banks where they might find children. Ingenious!

  2. on 09 Jul 2008 at 10:48 am   Em

    Being 2/3s asleep this morning, I have the advantage, and can vaguely discern a reference to the judge who this week stated that while it may be appropriate to use Sharia in guiding some aspects of family law, Britain will not be hacking off any hands or heads in the foreseeable future.

    The same condition is ravaging my spelling though :-(

  3. on 09 Jul 2008 at 11:07 am   NW Simon

    It’s a code, isn’t it? I can just about decipher the end of it:

    swoosh = nike
    there he goes = The La’s
    Another one bites the dust = Queen

    Er… something about Princess Diana?

  4. on 09 Jul 2008 at 11:10 am   Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

    Wow. I feel a bit bad about laughing at that, because anon may well be mentally retarded.

  5. on 09 Jul 2008 at 11:21 am   Far-Q

    Maybe there’s a sharia law against child abuse?

  6. on 09 Jul 2008 at 11:26 am   Felna

    I think I know what’s happened here:
    He started to type a reply, then decided to listen to some music and turned the radio on. Being a typical HYS poster, his brain couldn’t cope with trying to perform two tasks at once – listening to the radio and typing a response, and instead just started relaying the songs he was listening to straight out through his fingers.

  7. on 09 Jul 2008 at 12:01 pm   Sam

    Dewsbury??! DEWSBURY?!?

    I’m appalled that the BBC even allow such an anti-semitic comment on HYS. Don’t they know how sensitive the Holocaust is without mentioning burying Dews?

  8. on 09 Jul 2008 at 1:12 pm   pa010

    I do enjoy the fact that the same people who are terrified of Sharia law becoming part of our legal system are the same blue-rinsed Daily Hate and Fear readers who want to bring back the Death Penalty.

    “We don’t want that foreign Capital punishment, we want good, old-fashioned English capital punishment like we had in the 50’s”

  9. on 09 Jul 2008 at 1:31 pm   Felna

    pa010 – that’s because hanging is a much more civilised way to kill people than beheading…

  10. on 09 Jul 2008 at 1:43 pm   fucko the clown

    got my daily mail hat on, sharia law, isnt there something about rape being the womans fault, and she gets stoned for leading a man into temptation.

    peado in court ‘i’m sorry your imanship, but sexy kids are hardly my fault are they’

  11. on 09 Jul 2008 at 1:47 pm   burnel

    Swoosh……..The combination of Lsd and HYS.

  12. on 09 Jul 2008 at 4:11 pm   Alex

    Maybe there’s a sharia law against child abuse?

    Quite the opposite. Kiddy-fiddling is actually mandatory for all Muslims – says so in like ALL the Korans.

  13. on 09 Jul 2008 at 5:03 pm   Em

    …but only girls, and only 9-and-overs. And technically you can only marry them at nine, but must wait to shag them after their first period.

    FACT ONEeleven

  14. on 09 Jul 2008 at 5:05 pm   fucko the clown

    quite right alex, i hate the fucking Koreans

  15. on 09 Jul 2008 at 5:47 pm   aSbo bAz

    Sorry no sharia law for child abuse, just the rest…..or and if they was ….. swoosh there he goes another one bites the dust…..
    anon, dewsbury

    “Mmmmm… Yeah, definitely, mate. D’y want me to phone you a taxi? Hey! Mate?! I said, d’y want me to phone you a taxi?… What? I can’t hear you, what did you say?… Large Scotch??? You’re kidding, We closed forty five minutes ago and we’re lockin’ up now. It’s Time To Go Home Now…. Come on, up we get, let’s try and walk to the door, shall we?…. What?… Yeah, I’m sure they use donkey’s willys in the curry house on the Leeds Road too.. Okay… Bye now… G’night… yeah… G’night… *SLAM* *LOCK*… Sad Twat.”

  16. on 11 Jul 2008 at 12:51 pm   Oliver

    I think Morrissey said it best:

    An interesting drug
    The one that you took
    God, it really really helped you