More newssniffer, this time: does marriage benefit society?
I didn’t want my boys running around with children of divorced or single parents, and they didn’t by their own choice. They have done much better financally and socially than their counterparts from unmarried households.
Therese Donnelly, Bellefontaine, United States
What about GAYS? They’re allowed children these days.
1. No sex outside of marriage.
2. Engagement, then marriage with certificate.
3. No sex outside of marriage.
4. Death/divorce certificate.
5. Repeat from 1.
Addendum: No marriage between close relatives.The practical benefit of this system is that any child will know who both their biological parents are. From this they know who their close biological relatives are. Sexual freedom with no paper trail leads to unintentional incest, which results in genetic problems in the offspring.
[programmer101], Cardiff, United Kingdom
Marriage prevents incestuous relationships. I think Kiki has an cast-iron answer to that, if a completely useless answer to the question at the top of the page.
The Frtizel children will need genetic counseling
- their mother is their sister,
- and their father is their grandfather.kiki fernando, london, United Kingdom
But here’s the idiot winner. I intend to find more of this cretin’s oral defecations.
If the wife or woman doesn’t do what she is told.
She’s out on her ear.
WOMEN….know your place !
They’ve had it far too easy for far too long.
Bah…Hippies have a got a lot to answer for.
[mugged_as_mp_laughs]
Bloody hippies. You can’t even have perfectly reasonable opinions anymore without being FORCED to sound like one of those Cholmondley-Warner sketches.
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And a magnificent username too. I wonder is the MP supposed to be there at the time, or is he just in his office laughing at something entirely unrelated?
Not in Bellefontaine (which incidentally, is quite possiblely the gayest city name I’ve ever heard - was it named after a drag queen?). Ohio bans the gays from marrying and adopting children.
Cos you know, we like to eat the souls of small children and use their skin to line our manbags.
Damn it! He’s used that clever computer logic of his to disallow shagging corpses too.
Women, Know Your Limits! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMb8Csll9Ws
May I suggest Norwich as the “centre of excellence” for finding such a counsellor?
i’m quite surprised this person is condoning divorce….!
I can’t be the only one to suspect that [programmer101] is the result of some ‘unintentional’ incest, and now spends his days in fear that the woman he tries to rub himself against on the bus is in fact his sister.
Also, Therese Donnelly is a badger’s hairy axe wound.
Also, let’s not forget what a nightmare it’s going to be for them at Christmas and on Birthdays. I doubt Hallmark do any nice ‘SisterMother’ or ‘DaddyGrandad’ cards.
Though I suppose they could take a look in the Norwich branch of Clintons…
Unintentional Incest is the best kind, what’s programmer 101’s problem?
I love this comment:
Its like a mantra or the opening to a manifesto. [programmer101] should have it as their epitaph or catchphrase or something.
I love the fact that unintentional incest is the best reason they could come up with opposing sex outside marriage - if you don’t know who fathered your lover then they MIGHT BE YOUR SIBLING!
What? Nobody blaming ZaNu Labour?
The world’s gone mental.
emordino, it was when I was leaving my office that I saw this chap being forced to hand over his wallet at knifepoint in a car park. It was hilarious.
“mugged as MP laughs” is on there a lot and I have to say that the quoted comment follows the general gist of their posts.
I struggle with the thought that someone can seriously hold that viewpoint.
I suspect that Therese is the only person who thinks that her horrifying offspring have done well socially. Or at least she assumes they have, as they probably haven’t been home in twenty years.
“didn’t want my boys running around with children of divorced or single parents”
Im pretty sure I dont want your boys running around with my children either Therese….
Fish, the people of Norwich are really coming into thier own these days
I’ve nothing against lesbian couples adopting, its hearten to see they even practice the art hetrosexual sex using strapons, and post lovely videos of it on the internet.
That’s incest, that is. People like you should be locked up and tortured.
mugged_as_mp_laughs has to be joking…. Surely he is?
Have to say I found this cracking though:
Presumably Sexual freedom is OK as long as the paperwork is filled out.
Would you like to come back for a drink?
Yeah sure, just fill in form X69. Have you been single less than three years? Hang on, I’ll get you another sheet.
mugged_as_mp_laughs?
Mugged as everyone laughs, I should imagine.
And then bummed to death.
If we only had homosexual relations, then there would be no webbed-toed incest children. Fact.
I don’t know what all the fuss about incest is anyway. I hear it’s relatively boring.
Arf arf arf.
never mind that, what about KNIFE CRIME its horrific, knives are responsible for so much crime, only this morning i found a knife had broken into my kitchen, it was just sat there on the work top without a care in the world.
listen to what the press is tell you, no one is safe, its an epidemic, i’m wearing a stab vest as i type this (and wanking too)
Does she really think is this due to the unmarried state of the parents not the relative socio-economic situation the children were born into?
New from Games-U-Like:
Incest - a game for all the family.
re. the last one: I love the username, but it looks like its wasted on its user
I don’t know who I want to stab in the face more: Therese Donnelly, whose children have done so much better financally and socially than I have; or programmer101 who apparently thinks a marriage certificate is a qualification in parenthood.
I’m plumping for Therese Donnelly because she has it in for me personally, whereas programmer101 has clearly never made sex with a lady.
I wouldn’t mind so much if she were alone in that repellent opinion.
haha, lets have calls for pikey council houses only to be given to unemployed people on the condition of sterilisation of the tenants, massive reduction in single parents (although where would they get income from if not from child allowance - could hit tobacco company sales!) and it would breed out lazy work shy elements of society.
On the subject of sterilisation, the other day I heard the ‘1968 Day by Day’ piece that comes on just before PM on Radio 4, when they were interviewing members of the public (in 1968) about the concept of mixed race marriages/relationships. Some old biddy comes on and spouts the following:
Plus ca change….
You say that, but I’m poor and in an ‘unofficial’ relationship, and yet my kids are extremely decent (yesterday’s school reports confirm) because I’m not a selfish, ignorant arsehole and have actually bothered to bring them up. Many, if not most, of the little shits I know are the children of married, middle-class, middle-aged parents who are ‘too tired’ [i.e. half-cut] to discipline the little fuckers and think letting them stay up ’til 10 and play 18-rated computer games is ‘nice’. And don’t even get me started on the value of a piece of paper over a genuine commitment to a given relationship, or I’ll still be typing this time tomorrow….
/rant
Bugger. Nailed for generalising idiotically while dissing someone else’s idiotic generalisation.
Some people appear to be taking the discussion of this post seriously. Can they please stop and resport to the usual childish name-calling instead?
Thanks.
To be fair, I am just in a yucky mood and feel like having a bloody great rant, regardless of topic, although stupid marriage-is-better people do get my goat anyway.
Far - feel free to point out that you said ’socio-economic’ and that having selfish wankers for parents is a form of social deprivation, ergo you are right.
“To be fair, I am just in a yucky mood”
painters in?
Damnit, who said I was a woman!?
Nope, not bloody pregnant either, but I am at work, which is quite enough. And anyway, as a woman I don’t need a reason to be in a mood [blatant sexism] and if I did: it’s raining and I have to get the tube home - so there!
Em - Thanks, I didn’t think it was personal.
Frankly if I had to get the tube home I’d be hacked off. Used to despise the Central line as the work of Satan, especially on a weekday morning at Bethnal Green. As it is I cycled home in the evening sunshine that we’re enjoying up here int’narth.
Sadly this air of unbearable smugness is going to rapidly evaporate tomorrow when I’ve got to cycle in and the forecast says it’s going to piss it down.
This isn’t a facebook wall, get back to making fun of the mentally retarded to make ourselves feel better. If I wanted to know how all your days were I’d smother myself ’til it went away.
“just because homosexuality is almost compulsory these days, don’t try to tell us that it’s normal” George Daffern, Wolverhampton
Bloody nanny state, forcing us to bum each other.
Em - I am world renowned at this:
*hugs*
I suspect that “socio-economic” meant the Poverty Of Aspiration thing. Which very often does go with having no money, although obviously not necessarily.
One of my least favourite things is Guardian articles which talk about The Poor as though we’re a different species who require explaining by richer cleverer people, so I shall stop before I start talking as though I know what I’m on about. Therese is still a complete shit.
I have just shit myself. Game over, the *hugs* has been used.
I am going to spunkbongle over other white box spaces.
Before I go, if gays adopt children then what the hell is going to happen to the pink pound and glossy magazines. Children consume cash, hence misery. I always believed the reason I was gay was due to a better financial life. And sucking cocks, in hell or otherwise.
Well George, according to recent estimates around 6% of the UK population is gay, so in that sense it’s not “normal”.
On the other hand at least 30% of HYS posters are ignorant wankers, so you’re in good company there.
Homosexuality is compulsory? Damn, what am I going to tell my wife?
What a fucktard.
Is programmer101 suggesting that the best way to deal with a partner who doesn’t want a divorce is to kill them?
Also, Therese Donnelly is a rhino’s fanny fart. Mariticide would, I think, be valid in this case. I’d like to see her speared to death by a horde of single or divorced mothers.
if no papers = 1
unintentional incest
else
intentional incest
return
It was me laughing, I was in the pub at the time.
I was laughing because there was a gnome up my arse.
was it still holding its fishing rod when it was up your arse?
Combating sexual deviancy through bureaucracy. Why didn’t we think of it sooner?
“If the wife or woman doesn’t do what she is told.
She’s out on her ear.”
To be fair, this kind of belittling attitude towards men seems quite common too, and in my experience often passes without much criticism.
Just want to make sure this thread does not die in a world of hugs. So let me say this. Fuck Off Tom.
Why? I’m not defending the remark for a minute. :O