Delusions of Grandeur and Plain Weird10 Jul 2008 01:09 pm

paRlé Vous cErvels

By Alex

Mum! Look Mum! Look! I’m on the internet! They want to know what I think about dual citizenship! Mum! You’re not looking! Mu-uuuum! Loooooook!

Should dual citizenships be allowed?

Que??Me Know parlare españoli.Me Inglezz!!

Cual es la pregunta que no lo entiendo un carajo!?

Je suis désolé,mais je ne comprends pas! Que es que il dit encore ce mec la?
Of course it should be allowed.I have three and I’m still not considered a Klingon!

Alex Gache, Netherlands

This was the most recommended comment, implying his mum is one of HYS’s many readers. At least one.

18 Responses to “paRlé Vous cErvels”

  1. on 10 Jul 2008 at 1:44 pm   Gash

    GASH

  2. on 10 Jul 2008 at 1:52 pm   skunkpussy

    Alex Gache?

    More like Animal Gash, I’d say.

  3. on 10 Jul 2008 at 2:07 pm   simon

    Uw enkel het leven in Nederland voor de drugs en het afwijkende geslacht

    You may not be Klingon but I bet your mum dresses you funny you anteaters arse

  4. on 10 Jul 2008 at 2:26 pm   tiny clanger

    I’ve read this five times and I can’t work out even a smidgen of what this gnat’s axe wound is wittering on about. Does he have anything approaching a point, or have the dribbling hordes at HYS just voted for the comment because it has funny forin letters in and mentions Kilingons?

  5. on 10 Jul 2008 at 2:40 pm   NW Simon

    I think his name is one of those Simpsons prank call names.

  6. on 10 Jul 2008 at 2:52 pm   fucko the clown

    bleedin forruns, deport him in three pieces.

  7. on 10 Jul 2008 at 3:21 pm   domino

    I was going to say that maybe it’s no coincidence that his name is “Gache”, but everyone’s beaten me to it.

  8. on 10 Jul 2008 at 3:44 pm   Em

    Damn - and to think I only have two :-(

  9. on 10 Jul 2008 at 3:59 pm   Joe C

    All that and yet he still can’t figure out how to get the upside-down punctuation marks…

  10. on 10 Jul 2008 at 4:08 pm   The Go-nutteer

    Three languages eh? And yet he can’t write a sentence in any of them.

  11. on 10 Jul 2008 at 4:09 pm   M M

    The closest I can get is that he’s misunderstood “citenzenship” for “languages”.

    Either that or everyone else is right and he is indeed a vole’s vulva.

  12. on 10 Jul 2008 at 4:57 pm   Graham

    I imagine that he’s possibly parodying the stereotypical British disdain for foreign languages and the strange people who speak them; and by doing so, trying to point out that the question is a ridiculous one. At least I imagine that’s what he could be doing, it’s equally possible that his comment is the result of a keyboard-mashing session during a particularly intense Ribena-induced sugar-rush.

  13. on 10 Jul 2008 at 11:13 pm   Royce

    And the award for the lowlife that can use Google Translator goes to…

  14. on 10 Jul 2008 at 11:25 pm   Mojojo Jojo

    I’m not sure if I understand this - a HYS without any fascism. Or am I missing something?

  15. on 11 Jul 2008 at 8:10 am   Nachtflug Fuhrer

    Graham, do you like Ribena to? I drink coca-cola the majority of the time but Ribena goes better with spicy foods and helps fund glaxo (so the stickers say).

  16. on 11 Jul 2008 at 10:08 am   bigruss

    perhaps you have to speak klingon to be considered a klingon?

    and you probably need to get one of those wierd boney foreheads attached…

    why is it that the aliens in american sci fi series are all just ugly or deformed versions of humans??

  17. on 11 Jul 2008 at 11:21 am   domino

    Ribena is the exudate from the Devil’s anal boils. That is all.

  18. on 11 Jul 2008 at 4:09 pm   James not from Sussex

    Ooh, spot the medical student. Go and learn something and stop wasting my taxes, you not-yet-an-overworked-hero-and-therefore-a-sponger.

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