Slow Readers and The Regular Twats14 Jul 2008 09:34 am
By Nelson

It’s been a while since we heard from Lorna Pope. This was about excessive drinking.

is it not up to the person drinking to say i have had enough, when your an adult you don,t need your mother to tell you to wash behind your ears if you cant be responsable dont go out simple.
lorna pope, WIRRAL, United Kingdom

You’re a true libertarian. At some point we just have to trust people to do what’s right.

By way of reciprocation, I’m putting my faith in you Lorna. Next time you have an opinion about something (you’ll be able to tell because you’ll feel your lips moving for about a minute beforehand) make sure it’s not astonishingly stupid before you post it on the internet. I’m counting on thickies like you, with a mental age of “bassett hound”, to be responsible for realising exactly how simple you are. Simple.

7 Responses to “Simple”

  1. on 14 Jul 2008 at 9:57 am Umlaut Ampersand

    I have mental age “labrador puppy”.

  2. on 14 Jul 2008 at 10:16 am James not from Sussex

    Why do I get the feeling that behind Lorna’s ears it’s very, very dirty?

  3. on 14 Jul 2008 at 10:31 am Briantist

    lorna pope doesn’t know her commas from her apostrophes.

  4. on 14 Jul 2008 at 10:42 am Sam

    There seems to be something remarkably similar in the way that Ms. Pope announces that she lives in the WIRRAL that Joy Pattinson claims she lives in ROLLE. Maybe there’s some genetic defect that, while forcing someone to type their home town in capital letters, also forces them to be ridiculously shit at absolutely everything.

  5. on 14 Jul 2008 at 3:21 pm Joe C

    I bet Lorna Pope’s house smells of dogs.

  6. on 15 Jul 2008 at 12:57 am burnel

    I’m an adult apparently, and I drink like a fucking fish these days.

  7. on 26 Jul 2008 at 12:02 am Gavin Hamill

    I creased when I got to the ‘(you’ll be able…’ - thank you :)

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