Comments on: Simple

By: Gavin Hamill

Gavin Hamill — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:02:21 +0000

I creased when I got to the ‘(you’ll be able…’ - thank you

By: burnel

burnel — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:57:32 +0000

I’m an adult apparently, and I drink like a fucking fish these days.

By: Joe C

Joe C — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:21:27 +0000

I bet Lorna Pope’s house smells of dogs.

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:42:14 +0000

There seems to be something remarkably similar in the way that Ms. Pope announces that she lives in the WIRRAL that Joy Pattinson claims she lives in ROLLE. Maybe there’s some genetic defect that, while forcing someone to type their home town in capital letters, also forces them to be ridiculously shit at absolutely everything.

By: Briantist

Briantist — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:31:29 +0000

lorna pope doesn’t know her commas from her apostrophes.

By: James not from Sussex

James not from Sussex — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:16:52 +0000

Why do I get the feeling that behind Lorna’s ears it’s very, very dirty?

By: Umlaut Ampersand

Umlaut Ampersand — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:57:59 +0000

I have mental age “labrador puppy”.