Permanently Bewildered15 Jul 2008 12:43 pm

Dirty Dirty BBC

By Nelson

Thanks to Emma, Caz, Craig, Esmeralda, Alexandra, Alex, Jon, Nick, Glen, Vishal, Erik and Liz who all sent me this one from a BBC article about BDSM.

It’s clear to me that England is becoming more Satanic in nature every day, and the people who work for the BBC must take some responsibility for that.
Dean, Reading

Curse you BBC! It was “All Creatures Great and Small” that tipped me over the edge. He really used to get right in up to the elbow didn’t he? These days, I can only get myself off whilst watching repeats of “Only Fools and Horses”. That bit where Delboy tries to lean on the bar but falls through it instead? My balls swell up to the size of cooking apples when I see that. I come so hard I have to wear safety goggles – then I use a special, customised love-mop to clean up afterwards. He’s got a glittery handle, red stringy hair and fake tits. I call him “Fantastic Mr Cheezes”. It’s well satanic.

Lovemop - Fantastic Mr CheezesMr Cheezes Logo

25 Responses to “Dirty Dirty BBC”

  1. on 15 Jul 2008 at 1:05 pm   The Go-nutteer

    Now you mention it, I remember something in the Book of Revelation about the people who work for the BBC. And did you know when you take the letters of BBC and convert them all to sixes you get the number 666?

    Spooky…

  2. on 15 Jul 2008 at 1:44 pm   Rich (MMath)(Oxon)

    Hey! Are they juggling boobs? I’ve got them too.

    Let’s be friends.

  3. on 15 Jul 2008 at 1:48 pm   alanthehat

    Alan Titchmarsh. Say no more…

  4. on 15 Jul 2008 at 1:51 pm   skunkpussy

    Of course the BBC are in league with Satan, how else could you explain Eastenders?

    Bringing misery, suffering, and mockney bollocks to the populace on a daily basis.

  5. on 15 Jul 2008 at 1:53 pm   skunkpussy

    Alan Titchmarsh. Say no more…

    Bill-fucking-Oddie.

    I rest my case.

  6. on 15 Jul 2008 at 2:07 pm   Satan

    I am nothing to do with the BBC, and I find these comments quite hurtful.

    Dean’s in for a thrashing when he gets down here, let me tell you.

  7. on 15 Jul 2008 at 2:10 pm   Whore of Babylon

    As an authority on satanism, I can assure people that our chosen spreader of evil is the Daily Mail. Also, I can assure you that Satan does not exist.

  8. on 15 Jul 2008 at 2:18 pm   philbert

    What about that bit where they drop the chandelier? Does it for me every time.

  9. on 15 Jul 2008 at 2:42 pm   Enzyme

    For my sins, I happened to have the radio on yesterday when Beyond Belief was on. Some guy there was banging on about the fact – fact, mark you – that there was more activity by Evil Entities recently…

  10. on 15 Jul 2008 at 2:46 pm   Oliver

    BDSM – Bbc, Definitely Satanic Media

  11. on 15 Jul 2008 at 2:57 pm   Sam

    England is becoming more Satanic in nature?

    Surely that would suggest the National Trust have got more to do with it then? I presume Scotland’s level of evil has remained pretty much constant?

  12. on 15 Jul 2008 at 3:30 pm   Toffee

    “Satanic in nature”?

    I think I know what’s happened to Dean here. I almost made the same mistake myself when I stumbled across an episode of South Park that involved several Satanic woodland critters with burning coals for eyes and a tendency to rape, torture, sacrifice and probably knifecrime anybody that got in their way. I wet myself in fear before I realised it was a cartoon on the telly. Fortunately I came to my senses just before pressing “submit” on my HYS post. Jeez would my face have been red!

  13. on 15 Jul 2008 at 3:53 pm   tiny clanger

    I’ve just noticed that Fantastic Mr Cheezes now appears in the address bar of my browser. Is the Satanism in action? Will my computer subject me to non-stop Last of the Summer Wine, the leery geriatric faces inspiring ever deeper depravities?

    BBC = SATAN = FACT

  14. on 15 Jul 2008 at 3:57 pm   Mike

    Typical that all these PC gone mad liberal guardianistas are against Satan. If you don’t do anything wrong, you’ve got nothing to fear from Satan. What have you all got to hide? Satan for PM.

  15. on 15 Jul 2008 at 4:11 pm   skunkpussy

    I see that Mr Cheezes also features today in in this Daily Mail article.

  16. on 15 Jul 2008 at 4:25 pm   Rich (MMath)(Oxon)

    There are far more satanic tv channels than bbc 1.

    For example, Satanta Sports.

  17. on 15 Jul 2008 at 6:28 pm   Paul D. Waite

    As a Satanist, I am offended by this article. Since when was Satanism a bad thing? We just like to dress up in silly robes and occasionally sacrifice a goat. And also have lots of sex.

  18. on 15 Jul 2008 at 8:39 pm   Roman

    Christ that picture has given me the horn

  19. on 15 Jul 2008 at 10:17 pm   Edwin

    Has mr cheezes got a sister? I only ask as i’m a desperate and fucked up satanist.

  20. on 15 Jul 2008 at 11:25 pm   chivester

    This reminds me of some of the people posting on this http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/bbc_springer/ Same mad religious bullshit. The comments on the petition are well worth a glance. Not overwhelmingly supportive.

  21. on 16 Jul 2008 at 9:58 am   Informer (like Snow)

    Bill-fucking-Oddie

    Nick-fucking-Knowles?

  22. on 16 Jul 2008 at 11:02 am   Rotwatcher

    Thanks for the link to the BBC/Springer petition. Haven’t laughed so much since the last installment of sYb.

  23. on 16 Jul 2008 at 12:52 pm   Motchan

    skunkpussy

    “Of course the BBC are in league with Satan, how else could you explain Eastenders?

    Bringing misery, suffering, and mockney bollocks to the populace on a daily basis.”

    Good lord, that means Sainsburys and Channel 4 are in on the act as well.

    Jamie Oliver is an agent of the apocalypse!

  24. on 16 Jul 2008 at 4:48 pm   Benefit-scrounging immigrant

    “Satan for PM”

    Is it 1979 all over again?

  25. on 17 Jul 2008 at 2:07 pm   Commander Primate

    That whole article is comedy gold. Look at the subheads – they’re straight out of Viz. “Fetish Parties”, “Brutal Murder”, “Puppies”.