Doctor, Doctor, I Keep Thinking I’m a Comedian
By AlexA thread on Doctor Who brought us the HYSers unique brand of hilariously politically incorrect humour:
What do you think will happen in tonight’s Dr Who?
They’ll go out on the lash, have a kebab and a fight.
Bert Trautmann
Ha ha! Great!
He should marry his latest companion, then when they split up she gets to keep his Tardis, and he spends all eternity in a bedsit struggling to pay the CSA.
john Adair, England Not Britain, Virgin Islands (UK)
Wa-HEY!
A darlek should reveal he is really his father & that the woman he loves is his sister.
NineteenEightyFour ReturnsForReal, This Planet, Not Theirs, United Kingdom
Haha! Wow! Just like in Star Wars!
The series is finally taken off the air because the Doctor cannot afford the crippling time travel tax and stargate congestion charge levied on the Tardis to save the cosmos by the politically correct Time Lords.
[Penworthy], Cornwall
Oooh! Little bit of politics there!
Davros should exterminate the labour government.
gnomes haverights
Edgy!
The clever money says Doctor Who will run off with a gay dalek, and that’s the last we’ll see of either of them for a while.
Wiggy Davies, Scafell
Let me guess, your boss is just like David Brent.
The Doctor and the Daleks join forces and march on Downing Street to protest about the rising cost of Inter-Galatic fuel and the soaring cost of oil for the Daleks working parts.
Alistair Darling is taken hostage by the Daleks and is forced to lower the price of both.
The Daleks then clone Gordon Brown into Mr Bean and jettison him into hyper space never to be seen on Earth ever again.
Cue closing music and credits !!
Heliboy nine one one, Olde Balham Londonia, United Kingdom
Isn’t the entire point of cloning that it’s the same person? But seriously, you’re ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!!!! Nights out with you must be WELL MENTAL!!!!!!!!
I really must congratulate HYS for raising Doctor Who into a thread, and giving me, via the various top recommended comments, the best laugh I’ve had all day.
The British sense of humour is not dead, and that’s official.
Andrew Hill, Grantham, Lincs
Dear God I wish it was.
That last bloke clearly thinks that a thread -a whole thread!- on teh intertubes is a rare honour only bestowed on special occaisions.
He probably thinks that mug saying “World’s Best Son” or something was awarded by the UN.
I have a feeling he won’t regard anything rewarded by the UN as official
Akin to most HYSers, he struggles with official. Sadly confuses his pathetic stateement of opinion with an official pronouncement.
The viper’s vadge.
Do the BBC hate ‘Doctor Who’ now, that they’ve let the HYS crowd loose on it?
A discussion about a science fiction programme? On the internet? Whatever will they think of next?
Time travel tax? Blithering idiot.
No one would end up paying it.
Everyone would simply argue that they had started their journey before it was introduced.
Fool.
…but the Daleks can’t use stairs!!
You obviously haven’t been watching Dr Who, Mr Clovis. They can fly now! For some reason.
I assumed most of the HYSers would be up in arms about the homosexual innuendo whenever Cap’n Jack pipes up. Obviously it was too subtle for them. Doubt it would have registered anyway as they’d be too busy dreaming up their comedic anti-authority comments wankfest for the benefit of Andrew Hill, who’s clearly just looked up from his Daily Mail long enough to fall out of his seat pissing himself at the thoughts of these like-minded individuals he’s found on that googleweb thingy.
“The Daleks then clone Gordon Brown into Mr Bean”
It wouldn’t be a clone of Gordon Brown then would it?
Arse.
Cloning, GM, Frankenstein: all that “science” stuff is the same, it said so in the Mail.
What? Of course it’s dead. What else is Paul O’Grady but the reanimated corpse of Larry Grayson? Clearly Kenneth Williams was zombified into Russel Brand, though very little of his actual talent seems to have survived the grave. And I can only imagine Joe Pasquale has a career because over a certain age, when their hearing’s gone, his fans assume he’s a silent movie.
“You obviously haven’t been watching Dr Who, Mr Clovis. They can fly now! For some reason.”
I saw that Toffee, but I refuse to believe it. Just another example of the BBC exagerating the real level of threat.