I saw that Toffee, but I refuse to believe it. Just another example of the BBC exagerating the real level of threat.

The British sense of humour is not dead, and that’s official.

What? Of course it’s dead. What else is Paul O’Grady but the reanimated corpse of Larry Grayson? Clearly Kenneth Williams was zombified into Russel Brand, though very little of his actual talent seems to have survived the grave. And I can only imagine Joe Pasquale has a career because over a certain age, when their hearing’s gone, his fans assume he’s a silent movie.

It wouldn’t be a clone of Gordon Brown then would it?

Arse.

I assumed most of the HYSers would be up in arms about the homosexual innuendo whenever Cap’n Jack pipes up. Obviously it was too subtle for them. Doubt it would have registered anyway as they’d be too busy dreaming up their comedic anti-authority comments wankfest for the benefit of Andrew Hill, who’s clearly just looked up from his Daily Mail long enough to fall out of his seat pissing himself at the thoughts of these like-minded individuals he’s found on that googleweb thingy.

No one would end up paying it.

Everyone would simply argue that they had started their journey before it was introduced.

Fool.

The viper’s vadge.