Miscellaneous Prats15 Jul 2008 09:03 am

Doctor, Doctor, I Keep Thinking I’m a Comedian

By Alex

A thread on Doctor Who brought us the HYSers unique brand of hilariously politically incorrect humour:

What do you think will happen in tonight’s Dr Who?

They’ll go out on the lash, have a kebab and a fight.

Bert Trautmann

Ha ha! Great!

He should marry his latest companion, then when they split up she gets to keep his Tardis, and he spends all eternity in a bedsit struggling to pay the CSA.

john Adair, England Not Britain, Virgin Islands (UK)

Wa-HEY!

A darlek should reveal he is really his father & that the woman he loves is his sister.

NineteenEightyFour ReturnsForReal, This Planet, Not Theirs, United Kingdom

Haha! Wow! Just like in Star Wars!

The series is finally taken off the air because the Doctor cannot afford the crippling time travel tax and stargate congestion charge levied on the Tardis to save the cosmos by the politically correct Time Lords.

[Penworthy], Cornwall

Oooh! Little bit of politics there!

Davros should exterminate the labour government.

gnomes haverights

Edgy!

The clever money says Doctor Who will run off with a gay dalek, and that’s the last we’ll see of either of them for a while.

Wiggy Davies, Scafell

Let me guess, your boss is just like David Brent.

The Doctor and the Daleks join forces and march on Downing Street to protest about the rising cost of Inter-Galatic fuel and the soaring cost of oil for the Daleks working parts.

Alistair Darling is taken hostage by the Daleks and is forced to lower the price of both.

The Daleks then clone Gordon Brown into Mr Bean and jettison him into hyper space never to be seen on Earth ever again.

Cue closing music and credits !!

Heliboy nine one one, Olde Balham Londonia, United Kingdom

Isn’t the entire point of cloning that it’s the same person? But seriously, you’re ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!!!! Nights out with you must be WELL MENTAL!!!!!!!!

I really must congratulate HYS for raising Doctor Who into a thread, and giving me, via the various top recommended comments, the best laugh I’ve had all day.

The British sense of humour is not dead, and that’s official.

Andrew Hill, Grantham, Lincs

Dear God I wish it was.

12 Responses to “Doctor, Doctor, I Keep Thinking I’m a Comedian”

  1. on 15 Jul 2008 at 9:25 am   Adam

    That last bloke clearly thinks that a thread -a whole thread!- on teh intertubes is a rare honour only bestowed on special occaisions.

    He probably thinks that mug saying “World’s Best Son” or something was awarded by the UN.

  2. on 15 Jul 2008 at 9:35 am   Mr Ed

    I have a feeling he won’t regard anything rewarded by the UN as official

  3. on 15 Jul 2008 at 10:08 am   Stuart

    Akin to most HYSers, he struggles with official. Sadly confuses his pathetic stateement of opinion with an official pronouncement.

    The viper’s vadge.

  4. on 15 Jul 2008 at 10:21 am   jpr

    Do the BBC hate ‘Doctor Who’ now, that they’ve let the HYS crowd loose on it?

  5. on 15 Jul 2008 at 11:03 am   philbert

    A discussion about a science fiction programme? On the internet? Whatever will they think of next?

  6. on 15 Jul 2008 at 11:39 am   Oliver

    Time travel tax? Blithering idiot.

    No one would end up paying it.

    Everyone would simply argue that they had started their journey before it was introduced.

    Fool.

  7. on 15 Jul 2008 at 2:57 pm   Mr Clovis

    …but the Daleks can’t use stairs!!

  8. on 15 Jul 2008 at 3:12 pm   Toffee

    You obviously haven’t been watching Dr Who, Mr Clovis. They can fly now! For some reason.

    I assumed most of the HYSers would be up in arms about the homosexual innuendo whenever Cap’n Jack pipes up. Obviously it was too subtle for them. Doubt it would have registered anyway as they’d be too busy dreaming up their comedic anti-authority comments wankfest for the benefit of Andrew Hill, who’s clearly just looked up from his Daily Mail long enough to fall out of his seat pissing himself at the thoughts of these like-minded individuals he’s found on that googleweb thingy.

  9. on 15 Jul 2008 at 4:00 pm   Wiggy Fives

    “The Daleks then clone Gordon Brown into Mr Bean”

    It wouldn’t be a clone of Gordon Brown then would it?

    Arse.

  10. on 15 Jul 2008 at 5:38 pm   Tom

    Cloning, GM, Frankenstein: all that “science” stuff is the same, it said so in the Mail.

  11. on 15 Jul 2008 at 9:32 pm   James not from Sussex

    The British sense of humour is not dead, and that’s official.

    What? Of course it’s dead. What else is Paul O’Grady but the reanimated corpse of Larry Grayson? Clearly Kenneth Williams was zombified into Russel Brand, though very little of his actual talent seems to have survived the grave. And I can only imagine Joe Pasquale has a career because over a certain age, when their hearing’s gone, his fans assume he’s a silent movie.

  12. on 16 Jul 2008 at 1:20 pm   Mr Clovis

    “You obviously haven’t been watching Dr Who, Mr Clovis. They can fly now! For some reason.”

    I saw that Toffee, but I refuse to believe it. Just another example of the BBC exagerating the real level of threat.