Plain Weird16 Jul 2008 09:20 am

SUPER POWERED CRIMINALS

By Alex

Why Sudanese President alone? Why not Bush- Blair-Brown-Berlusconi-Karzai-Mushraff-Almal ik-
Mugambbe etcetcetc?Why selective? That speaks
the psyche of SUPER POWERED CRIMINALS.They can kill or their agents in millions, ruin nations to rubbles and ahes nation,loot every pint of oil and ounce of commodities etc.TRY THEM ALL IN ICCJ and sentence them to death.

Abu Mustafa Jalaly, New York

Good for you Abu Mustafa Jalaly! A pint of oil. You hear that? A pint! None of this PC EU “barrel” nonsense. But I warn you, Bush, Blair and Brown have laser-vision, Berlusconi can go invisible and Mugambbe has the power (and voracious sexual appetite) of ten tigers.

26 Responses to “SUPER POWERED CRIMINALS”

  1. on 16 Jul 2008 at 9:28 am   Briantist

    And I thought Genocide was a new product from the Cillit Bang people.

  2. on 16 Jul 2008 at 9:32 am   Rich (MMath)

    Why selective?

    That’s a question I ask myself every day.

  3. on 16 Jul 2008 at 9:39 am   Rob

    mugambbe: ‘give me the horn of ten tigers!’

  4. on 16 Jul 2008 at 9:41 am   Mooska

    Meh. Is ‘Ha ha, you’re shit at English’ a new category?

  5. on 16 Jul 2008 at 10:09 am   bigruss

    with a name like that and living in new york i’m sure he’ll be in guantanamo before long.

  6. on 16 Jul 2008 at 10:12 am   BiCurious Pirate

    Actually I had thought that being shit at English was a prerequisite for being posted here.
    Along and putting IMPORTANT POINTS IN CAPITALS, and sentencing everyone to death.

  7. on 16 Jul 2008 at 10:18 am   seksiness

    I now have a nasty mental picture the world’s leaders dressed in Lycra bodysuits.

  8. on 16 Jul 2008 at 10:39 am   TMISv2.0

    It’s all Magneto’s fault…

  9. on 16 Jul 2008 at 12:31 pm   Paul D. Waite

    Two pints of oil and a packet of crisps, please.

  10. on 16 Jul 2008 at 1:01 pm   fucko the clown

    Abu, what happened to innocent until proven guilty? I mean you can’t sentence them to death at this stage, they should be asked serious questions like, What is the Migrating speed of an unladen African swallow.

  11. on 16 Jul 2008 at 1:59 pm   Dingleberry

    Why not Bush-Blair-Brown-Berlusconi-Karzai-Mushraff-Almal ik-
    Mugambbe etcetcetc?

    a fair point, well made

  12. on 16 Jul 2008 at 2:17 pm   Mr Cat

    This looks like the right tosrt of thread to update with some Elie Ngandu news.

    Elie appears not to have bene very busy of late. He posted a few blander bits of insanity in June, but not a great deal appeared on my searches.

    But today I found one from early Juy which indicates that he was savbing something special. Its not even about women, its about the bulldozer attack in Israel…

    Israel will not get peace, because they were told that they will suffer for killing Jesus Christ the messie they did not recognise. Israel is the only contey on earth chosen by God to be his private nation, But yes time will come when everybody will acknowledge it and then the will have peace.

    Ask yourself why countries surrounding it are doing alll their best to wipe it off the map and why are they not still able to do so, they are more powerful and more populated than Israel. But the hand of God is fighting for them, ask yourself why are big power nations like America, Great Britain, Australia and so on supporting Israel, because there is a blessing, “who soever will bless you I the Lord all mighty will bless him. I would even say that we live today in what we are because of Israel prensence, time will come, things will be hard and difficult. Check why many Government uses the Bible!
    - Elie Ngandu, Uk

  13. on 16 Jul 2008 at 2:20 pm   NW Simon

    I can’t work out whether that’s pro- or anti-Israel

  14. on 16 Jul 2008 at 2:30 pm   arsebanana

    Who is “Christ the messie”? Is that like “untidy Jesus”? Perhaps any theologians reading this blog can advise.

  15. on 16 Jul 2008 at 2:32 pm   Rotwatcher

    He’s my youngest son. Only his name’s not Christ, or at least only occasionally, as in “Christ, your room’s messy.”

  16. on 16 Jul 2008 at 2:57 pm   ProperGay

    “…they were told that they will suffer for killing Jesus Christ the messie ”
    True - They were paid to kill Jesus Christ the neat & tidy. That’s a mistake not easily forgotten or forgiven

  17. on 16 Jul 2008 at 3:03 pm   Mr Cat

    I can’t work out whether that’s pro- or anti-Israel

    Elie doesn’t stoop to being involved in such matters. He is merely providing us with a shining nugget of gold from his deep mine of wisdom.

  18. on 16 Jul 2008 at 4:12 pm   Don_Durito

    I just like the fragment:

    “ruin nations to rubbles and ahes nation”

    Not a clue what it means which only adds to the menacing tone.

    Where are the fantastic fucking four when you need them eh? Probably wasting their time fighting socialist traffic lights or something.

  19. on 16 Jul 2008 at 4:25 pm   philbert

    Mine’s an oil tops, please.

  20. on 16 Jul 2008 at 4:40 pm   Mr Cat

    I think Alex missed a trick when he commented on the pints thing - as Abu goes ontot talk in ounces too.

    I think its been written by a member of the weights and measures association.

    They get everywhere.

  21. on 16 Jul 2008 at 4:47 pm   Ben

    My first thought on reading this was to start singing a theme tune to “SUPER POWERED CRIMINALS!”

    It was very good. And it had a nice ethnic sounding bit in the middle for Mugambbe, who would clearly be “heart” if the SUPER POWERED CRIMINALS were in Captain Planet…

  22. on 17 Jul 2008 at 5:10 am   The Gnome Secretary

    TRY THEM ALL IN ICCJ

    International Council of Christians and Jews? What the fuck?

  23. on 17 Jul 2008 at 7:34 am   The Gnome Secretary

    Just noticed that you set Mr Cheezes to be the favicon, nice one.

  24. on 17 Jul 2008 at 9:32 am   db

    “rubbles and ahes”

    What are these?

  25. on 17 Jul 2008 at 10:16 am   Boob

    Jesus the Messie: “aah lurrve youoo.. yeour my besht mate youoo arre…” *pukes* *hits pavement*

    Isreal: “Kill ‘im!”

  26. on 18 Jul 2008 at 1:32 pm   Moe

    So, all those much more powerful countries - you know, the ones that don’t have nukes - have failed to wipe Israel off the map because of God’s hand. I understand now.