Retired Colonels17 Jul 2008 10:00 am

Almost Hilarious And Worrying

By Nelson

RADIO 4 - WORLD AT ONE
“I found it somewhat hilarious and then worrying that Martha Kearney nearly introduced us to the ‘Lesbian Treaty’. She almost said it, and I would expect more from a highly paid BBC newscaster.”

14 Responses to “Almost Hilarious And Worrying”

  1. on 17 Jul 2008 at 10:19 am   Petpete

    Seriously, what is there to be worried about…they aren’t any black kids playing by your bins. At least you found it somewhat hilarious…even if just for a short while.

  2. on 17 Jul 2008 at 10:24 am   Helen

    She almost said lesbian? On the radio? The end is nigh.

  3. on 17 Jul 2008 at 10:31 am   Ben

    Did she really almost say lesbian, or does the poster have such a foetid and disturbed imagination that every time anyone says Lisbon Treaty, he immediatedly conjures up images of a sapphic love-in?

  4. on 17 Jul 2008 at 10:38 am   Almost

    I almost farted, I found it somewhat amusing that I nearly did. Dismayed that in fact I followed through and there I was swamped in poo plops.

    I have almost done a lot of things, but in the end have to sit back wanking whilst thinking about SNM activites on youths. Better yet I watch Salò, speaking Italian and auto-fellating.

  5. on 17 Jul 2008 at 10:49 am   Stalin

    Look…Look over there is that a shadow? Oh no there is a crack in the pavement, is it safe to go out? I tried sex once and didn’t like it, too messy.

  6. on 17 Jul 2008 at 10:53 am   Caz

    If Lisbon officially changed its name to Lesbian then this wouldn’t even be a problem.

  7. on 17 Jul 2008 at 11:05 am   Me

    Does anyone remember Trevor MacDonald introducing ‘a special report on the cunt Kentryside’ live on TV?

    Or perhaps Dickie Davis on World of Sport introducing the ‘cocksucker results’?

  8. on 17 Jul 2008 at 11:10 am   Oliver

    What will happen if one day poor Martha has to introduce a story that actually does involve lesbians?

    I dread to think of the consequences.

    In fact, I am now worried about the impact of me typing the word lesbian just now.

    Oh god, I did it again.

  9. on 17 Jul 2008 at 11:22 am   Adam

    So that’s it then. They’ve run out of stuff to actually complain about, so now they have to imagine stuff that could happen and complain about that. Hoo, boy…

  10. on 17 Jul 2008 at 11:36 am   arsebanana (phd wikipedia)

    Would that be the 6th century bc treaty between lesbos and king Cyrus of Persia, then? Ooh I’ve just come.

  11. on 17 Jul 2008 at 11:37 am   Hillhunt

    Are we sure that Martha didn’t mean to say Lisbon Teatray? Much more likely for a Beeboid to slip in a reference to China…the filthy Communists that they are.

  12. on 17 Jul 2008 at 11:57 am   The Go-nutteer

    She almost said it, and I would expect more from a highly paid BBC newscaster.

    I’d expect more too. I’d expect her to come right out and say “I love a bit of minge before breakfast, now for a special report on the Lisbon Treaty… ooh, Susan, that’s lovely.”

    I mean what do I pay my licence fee for anyway?

  13. on 17 Jul 2008 at 1:22 pm   Dingleberry

    She said

    “Gordon Brown and the other, mmm, G8 leaders have attended the, oh you minge-licking-bitch, mmm, G8 Summit, fuck yeah, just there, yeah, in Hokkaidooooooh th-th-is w-w-eeeeek-eK-EK, oh yeah…. John Simpson in Japan has more.”

    last week.

    Maybe the poster wasn’t listening to that one.

  14. on 18 Jul 2008 at 5:12 pm   Kelvin

    Remember if you want to hear it again, just download the podcast of From Our Own Cunnilinguist.