Comments on: Almost Hilarious And Worrying

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:12:33 +0000

Remember if you want to hear it again, just download the podcast of From Our Own Cunnilinguist.

By: Dingleberry

Dingleberry — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:22:03 +0000

She said

“Gordon Brown and the other, mmm, G8 leaders have attended the, oh you minge-licking-bitch, mmm, G8 Summit, fuck yeah, just there, yeah, in Hokkaidooooooh th-th-is w-w-eeeeek-eK-EK, oh yeah…. John Simpson in Japan has more.”

last week.

Maybe the poster wasn’t listening to that one.

By: The Go-nutteer

The Go-nutteer — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:57:35 +0000

She almost said it, and I would expect more from a highly paid BBC newscaster.

I’d expect more too. I’d expect her to come right out and say “I love a bit of minge before breakfast, now for a special report on the Lisbon Treaty… ooh, Susan, that’s lovely.”

I mean what do I pay my licence fee for anyway?

By: Hillhunt

Hillhunt — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:37:30 +0000

Are we sure that Martha didn’t mean to say Lisbon Teatray? Much more likely for a Beeboid to slip in a reference to China…the filthy Communists that they are.

By: arsebanana (phd wikipedia)

arsebanana (phd wikipedia) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:36:59 +0000

Would that be the 6th century bc treaty between lesbos and king Cyrus of Persia, then? Ooh I’ve just come.

By: Adam

Adam — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:22:39 +0000

So that’s it then. They’ve run out of stuff to actually complain about, so now they have to imagine stuff that could happen and complain about that. Hoo, boy…

By: Oliver

Oliver — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:10:42 +0000

What will happen if one day poor Martha has to introduce a story that actually does involve lesbians?

I dread to think of the consequences.

In fact, I am now worried about the impact of me typing the word lesbian just now.

Oh god, I did it again.

By: Me

Me — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:05:01 +0000

Does anyone remember Trevor MacDonald introducing ‘a special report on the cunt Kentryside’ live on TV?

Or perhaps Dickie Davis on World of Sport introducing the ‘cocksucker results’?

By: Caz

Caz — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:53:50 +0000

If Lisbon officially changed its name to Lesbian then this wouldn’t even be a problem.

By: Stalin

Stalin — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:49:56 +0000

Look…Look over there is that a shadow? Oh no there is a crack in the pavement, is it safe to go out? I tried sex once and didn’t like it, too messy.