Comments on: Imagine the Physique

By: bare back riding

bare back riding — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:04:31 +0000

He did finish his post.

Perhaps they’d think again with the birch across their bare backs a few times, or better still….
Nigel Clark, Lincoln, United Kingdom

He just put a few fullstops in by mistake. What he meant to say was:

Perhaps they’d think again with the birch across their bare backs a few times, or better still, Nigel Clark.

By: Hypodeemic Nerdle

Hypodeemic Nerdle — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:38:31 +0000

Just wait until the Wasp Knife reaches the UK! The Daily Mail is already worrying in arms about it: http://www.gizmowatch.com/entry/wasp-knife-injects-compressed-gas-to-fatally-freeze-victims-organs/

You forgot to add “It’s well weapon.”

By: Felna

Felna — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:42:50 +0000

Still astounds me how many people seem to think that the solution is to put everyone into the army as punishment – the professional soldiers must be really chuffed to know how their chosen career is regarded by the moral majority…

By: DW

DW — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:36:02 +0000

Yeah let’s send these kids to camps like this, it’s just the same as the people who go “send the scum to Iraq and Afghanistan and make them in to real me” – yup send them there to kill but wait aren’t they already real men cos they just stab some bloke to death?!

By: dr shade

dr shade — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:18:26 +0000

WTF? Where did “knifecrime” come from? It’s a bit Airstrip One innit?

Does that mean if some rippling-physiqued hoodie youth gets me down a dark alley and thumps me one in the eye I’ve been a victim of “fistcrime”…?

Or if a gang of mute pavement performance artists batter me senseless with bulging sacks of citrus fruit before making off with my expensive Rolex have I become just another sad statistic in the annals of “mimelimetimecrime”…?

(And if it happened on camera between 7 – 9pm would it be a “primetimemimelimetimecrime”…?)

I could go on, but I won’t – I think my meds are kicking in…

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:06:24 +0000

Haha, I didn’t click on the link until after I’d posted. The knife gun is a gun that looks like a knife, I’d assumed it was a gun that fired knifes.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:04:12 +0000

A gun which fires a knife which injects compressed gas into the victim.

Soon the streets will be awash with waspknifeguncrimers. HYS-ers beware!

By: Pedant

Pedant — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:54:41 +0000

Why not just get a knife gun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uVTPRhWdfc
I’ve seen the future – it’s knifeguncrimetime.

By: Misha

Misha — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:20:10 +0000

Just wait until the Wasp Knife reaches the UK!

But what if I can’t wait? I want one now, damnit! Where can I get an import?

Seriously, leaving aside the fact that it like, is used for murdering and such, it’s a dead clever piece of kit. I’d like to get one filled with helium, and stab say, (just taking an example at random here) Joy Pattinson in the lungs, to see if her death-rattle would come out in a comedy squeaky voice.

By: skunkpussy

skunkpussy — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:24:33 +0000

The wasp knife article on the Mail’s site has generated some great HYS-like comments of its own.

You think those are bad? You should read the comments on the other articles.

Actually, no you probably shouldn’t. (Unless you *want* to lose the will to live).