The Revolution Is Coming (Methinks)
By AlexRead this and you’d assume Watermelon Smile is just a romantic left-wing teenager with a Che Guevara poster and an inadvertently racist name.
I only hope Cuba is allowed to retain her self determination and that the evil USA does not construct this as some opportunity to enact her longheld aim, which is to invade and conquer. Viva la revolucion!
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND
And weird ideas for an ‘Angel of the South’
A white marble anglo-saxon dragon!
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND
But then David Davis resigns…
Good man! Rise England, rise!
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND
And his view of Cameron’s Britain seems to fit
Not much different - new boss same as the old boss - what we need is a BNP governement, so that people’s real concerns can be addressed, or at least a mainstream party that will start to recognise these concerns and thereby halt the otherwise unrelenting advance of the BNP.
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND
And he seems to think there’s some kind of backlash on the way.
I think it’s disgusting. This government blatantly legislates against the interests of the indigenous people of these islands on every front. This will only fuel a nationalist backlash.
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND
I believe there is a national socialist backlash brewing in this country. This latest raft of New Labour nonsense will only add more fuel to the fire.
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND
At this point I’m unsure as to whether he’s a serious Brixton nailbomber-type one-man paramilitary unit, or if he just puts on records of marching soldiers and tries to tug himself off in time to them. But then I read this post on Sharia and decided to laugh and not cry:
Most definitely not! Methinks the South will rise again. How long before the “terrorist” threat is from the English trying to regain their own land?
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND
I’m afraid “the South” doesn’t mean the same in Britain as it does in America. They can take our lives, but they’ll never take our cappuccino machines and sun-dried tomatoes!
16 Responses to “The Revolution Is Coming (Methinks)”
‘Methinks’
The mark of a complete tool.
Can you explain here? Is this like one of those 14 word codes?
It would make sense given the unpleasant meanderings of this person and, as a regular eater of watermelon, I would hate to accidentally offend by using the term in polite conversation.
I think that anyone that uses “Methinks” should be aware that I will track down their mothers and kick them in the cunt for giving birth to such a tosser.
It’s bad enough viewing the 1950s as a golden age of perfection, but having to go as far back as the Angles to find an identity you can be proud of makes you a very sad individual indeed.
Ah yes, the good old “indigenous people” of England. I suppose he means the Welsh.
White marble anglo-saxon dragon.
Well if you really really want one, you might get lucky in the home department of TK Maxx or off that bloke from the market with the tattoos on his face.
black people aren’t all this ferret’s fanny worries about tho; there’s peeedoes as well:
“There certainly seems to be an over the top obsession with looking for paedophilia everywhere in this country, much like there is with seeing racism everywhere. All part of New Lab’s paranoia society. We’re just so tied up with legislation these days I’m even afraid to fart, just in case they made that illegal when I wasn’t looking.
Watermelon Smile, ANGLELAND”
oh hang on, does that mean HE’S a peeaedo? if the bnp got in there’d be none of this pc-leftie-nu-labour rubbish about child abuse. or farts
Homo erectus surely? Fnaah.
I like his idea that the way to stop the rise of the BNP is for mainstream parties to become more racist.
They have cappuccino machines and sun dried tomatoes in the north as well you know. Nobody uses them, but they are there.
What they don’t have is an enormous white anglo saxon dragon, because northern dragons are green.
I can’t work out whether he’s for or against the BNP getting into power. “Methinks” he’s for it but doesn’t want to admit it, because then the world (or at least the BBC HYS pages) will all know what a racist prick he is.
Then we’d stop taking him seriously, oh no!
“There certainly seems to be an over the top obsession with looking for paedophilia everywhere in this country, much like there is with seeing racism everywhere. All part of New Lab’s paranoia society.
Yeah. All down to Nu Labor. Nothing to do with a relentless and irresponsible campaign of scaremongering by the red-top gutter press in a quest to make more money regardless.
Fucking cretin.
BNP supporters who use the word “methinks” should be tied down and forced to open wide at Britain’s busiest border while new-arriving immigrants are required to shit in his mouth to qualify for UK residency.
Methinks this twat doth want a BNP government to ‘halt the otherwise unrelenting advance of the BNP’. Or at least methinks that’s what he said.
@Mr. Cat: The ‘watermelon smile’ thing is apparently Boris’ fault. http://forums.myspace.com/t/3933968.aspx?fuseaction=forums.viewthread&PageIndex=5&SortOrder=0 The idea here is that black people eat watermelon, I think. It’s hard to tell.
Methinks only cunts use methinks.