Thanks to John. “Should the government fund Muslim scholars?”
One word NO i work in Japan my wife is Japanese when i am there i do as someone here as said, when in rome do as the Romans do, the Japanese like this way as well.I think Japan as got it right no to Muslim ways and you dont see many over there as well i dont go over as a Englishman when there i obay there laws they dont bend backwards for us why should we I AM PROUD ENGLISH GUY do as our law says stop giving in you spineless goverment with whats his name Brown yes thats it the worst ever
steve, wigan
I’m guessing that your wife is either astonishingly thick or else can’t speak English. Otherwise she’d be able to tell that she married someone astonishingly thick who can’t speak English.
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I would like to think that he was speaking out loud as he wrote this - finally going blue in the face from lack of breath and keeling over just as he pressed enter.
That may be the most words ever given after the old ‘one word’ unkept promise.
“do as our law says stop giving in you spineless goverment with whats his name Brown”
Impressive recollection of the PM’s name there. I bet the little vein in his temple was pulsing as he struggled to regurgitate that. He probably even smirked proudly as he typed it.
God, people this clueless should be actively banned from having opinions. I propose this is done with either a huge castration campaign or a very large rifle.
Wigan. Says it all reaally. As my Dad once experienced (as he walked out of a smokey pub in the early 90’s with his soon to be of-carribean-extract-born-in-England wife):
“Go back where you came from!!” came the cry from Wigans finest.
“What, Salford?” said my Dad.
This reads as though he put “I am a tosswank” in Japanese into babelfish and asked it to translate into barely intelligible English.
Also, one comma and one full stop in nine lines of text. Impressive.
It’s funny that there’s a Wigan in Japan, because there’s also a Wigan in North-West England.
Hmmm - when you’re in Italy, you copy the locals, but when you’re in Japan you obey instructions from anonymous Have Your Say posters? That’s an interesting way of doing things. And by interesting, I mean both dangerous and stupid.
773 (metric), you raise a very scary thought - that there may well be people who *do* obey things that they read from HYSers. I mean, if people are moronic enough to post the kind of bilge that appears (and is thoughtfully collected here for our edification and abuse), it’s only a small step to being brainless enough to believe what they read there.
Sally - you know that we was furiously wanking as he wrote it. The idea of a Japanese ‘wife’ probably got him so excited he forgot simple things like the name of the Prime Minister. By ‘wife’, I think he really means that Bratz doll (the oriental one) that he keeps on the pillow. “the worst ever” was probably a statement about his orgasm, spoilt as it was by the picture of Gordon as he hit the vinegar strokes.
Ahem.
“I think Japan as got it right no to Muslim ways and you dont see many over there as well”
You don’t see many foreigners in Japan full stop. When I used to live there, a couple of Japanese people rode past me and my friend and one shouted to the other “Danger! Foreigners!”.
I make it sound like HYS heaven, but the majority of people in Japan were actually really excited about our foreign-ness - there were only about 15 that I ever met in the whole city of about 2.5 million.
And one was a Muslim, coincidentally.
“..when i am there i do as someone here as said, when in rome do as the Romans do, the Japanese like this way as well.”
They meant they like it better when he is in Rome.
Zankoku,
Wiki confirms your observation; 98.6% are pure Japanese.
I thought the Romans used to invade other people’s countries a lot and get them to wear togas etc. Oh.
I’m chuckling to myself at the thought of a “Gaijins Gone Gaga” site, entirely built around comments by subliterate, mintball-snorting immigrants like Steve here.
I’m sure he imagines that the Japanese are in awe of Mr Round-Eye and his Real Doll.. I mean ‘wife’
Many years ago my mother when teaching (who is an educated foreigner) was talking to a parent of one of her pupils who said to her “You speak good English for a foreigner”……My mum taught English Literature….go figure?
How do you spot a Muslim? Does John possess paranormal abilities? Can he read minds to identify which imaginary friend people believe in?
Easy. They wear turbans with bombs in them.
I bet this twat can barely speak a word of Japanese. He’s probably one of those that get through by smiling and bowing and haven’t got a clue what’s going on around them. What an utter hoya*-no-manko.
*sea cucumber (yes, it’s an animal. FACT.)
“I think Japan as got it right no to Muslim ways and you dont see many over there as well”
Wait, there’s no Muslim ways because the Japanese are a proud warrior race who refuse to succumb to the foreign ways of the Mohammedans? And AS WELL as that you don’t see many Muslims there?
Wow, that’s some brilliant analysis there. Fuck funding Muslim scholars, the government should be funding *this* academic leviathan.
Although, and I’m probably wrong here, but maybe the reason he doesn’t see many “Muslim ways” there is because…there aren’t many Muslims there? Unless ‘the Muslims’ have somehow found a magical way to flood countries with their obviously homogenous culture without actually having a physical presence there.
““Go back where you came from!!” came the cry from Wigans finest.
“What, Salford?” said my Dad.”
Friend of mine, born here to Indian parents, asked back in the 70s by clueless elderly gent: “So what part of the third world are you from?”
“Carlisle,” she replied.
Poor Japanese wife. Do you think she’s real? I think only Hoshi the RealGirl Blow-up Doll (with softer ’skin’!) could put up with this donkey’s bell-end.
Danivon said:
Speak for yourself mate!
Doh! Must be a Freudian slip there. The thought of Wigan always gets me going. Phwaoorr! Pies!
I bet this guy’s desperate to become an uyoku shouty louspeaker maniac. He puts it down to the language barrier when they drive past laughing at him.
I’ve been thinking for a while now that what I’d really like is for all these shit-for-brains mouth-breathers to be a) alerted to these SYB threads, and b) made to defend themselves, or contribute to the threads somehow, maybe clarifying their position, or just hitting caps lock harder and harder with impotent rage at our comments until they haemorrhage all over their grubby Dell keyboards.
His wife likely doesn’t exist… she’s a construct invented to deter viewers of his unbelievable bollocks that his is in some way not a ranting racist bigot with an agenda… This of it as a sophisticated “I’m not racist but <> on of my best mates is black”…
Didn’t Carlisle get relegated out of the third world?
Didn’t Carlisle get relegated out of the third world?
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No, they beat Bolton in a two legged play off and stayed up.
I just love the: ‘I AM PROUD ENGLISH GUY’ He obviously thinks he’s perpetually in foreigner-land, and has to bellow at the top of his voice, very slowly, to be understood.
“i work in Japan my wife is Japanese when i am there”
What is she when you’re not there? Aside from grateful that is…
“they dont bend backwards for us”
They do if you go to the right establishment and pay enough…
“What an utter hoya*-no-manko.”
I am ashamed to say that “manko” is one of about a dozen words of Japanese I know.
@773 (metric)
A nob called ‘Question That’ has posted here a few times. Normally because he agrees with a HYSer’s point of view. He’s also the fellow that took great offence to the twat-o-tron, to which he contributed the term ‘blarixt’.
They are among us!
joe - seems like you know the same japanese as I. Shaming, isn’t it.
to be fair, words like manko and chimpo have a much more startling effect in Japan (and to Japanese folks) than their equivalents do here…
I can’t work out why he missed the ‘the’ off PROUD ENGLISH GUY. I have three theories:
> He’s Polish, and English articles fuck speakers of Slavic languages right up the brainhole. Unlikely.
> He’s spent so long in Japan, immersed in the local language and culture, that it has fucked with his native language. Impossible.
> He trained his wife to shout “You are a proud Englishman” at the moment of climax, but, being stupid enough to marry him, she didn’t learn it properly and it became engrained in his head. Probable.
> He programmed his Japanese desktop stripper to shout it when he presses the full-stop button, which he otherwise has no use for, at the moment of climax, but such are his programming skills that it came out wrong and became engrained in his head. Almost certain.
I don’t think he has a wife, he should enjoy his WoW.
Hi everyone,firstly may i inform you that i am 50 year old man,i have got brain damage and i am learning to read and write again so please if i mispell dont have a go at me.I have been trying to make sense of the comments on here and what started it all,it appears that everone is having a go at the man who is English and proud,now i dont agree that he should of mentioned muslims living here butcause that should be irelevant,but surely there is nothing wrong with being proud of your country,the scots welsh and irish are and i dont blame them.I also agree that when you move to another country you should abide by there rules as i am sure you all would.I welcome any person of any race to this country if they are peace loving and law abiding,i hope my writing is not to bad,and if i have misinterpreted what is being said then i apologise,i am trying to get involved in things like this to stimulate my brain.Thank you paul
Hi Paul. I didn’t spot any mispellings
I don’t think anyone is having a go at him for being proud of being English (although I’ve not read all the comments). Personally, I’d question whether being proud to be “English” *is* actually a good thing. I think it’s part of our tribal nature that makes us want to divide the world into “us” and “them”. I suspect that to be proud of your nationality you have to believe that it’s better than (most) other nationalities. But I’ve not thought about patriotism that much, so that’s just off the top of my head. Maybe it’s perfectly possible to be proud of your own culture/language/landscape etc without thinking that you’re better than anyone else. Depends what we mean by “pride” really. I dunno. I’m willing to have my mind changed. Though I’m not sure I want to start having discussions in the comments on here or it’ll turn into another place where people argue on the internet
Anyway, the thing that makes this geezer a prat is his racism and paranoia that the UK government is somehow “bending over backwards” for bad, brown people.