You just know when someone chooses to style themselves “LoonyLeft andThick” that they’re going to be a fount of hilarity, in the same way that you know someone calling themselves “Cunning Linguist” on a dating site is going to have plenty of lonely nights ahead. I’m never trying that again.
What would your Gladiator name be?
Clown Brown
Just think of all the boos and hisses as your name’s announced to the audience… Priceless!!
LoonyLeftandThick
Actually it probably is a good bet that 90% of the Gladiators audience is made up of HYS halfwits.
Have Europeans lost faith in the EU?
I never had faith in the EU/EEC in the first place.
Mr Clown and his merry socialist chums refuses to give us, in the UK, an EU referendum proves the point!!
LoonyLeftandThick
You’re answering the wrong question here. The one titled “Have pigshit thick little Englanders always had a sneering cowardice towards other cultures?” is over there. Still, nice reuse of the Clown joke.
Should there be access to cross-border healthcare?
This idea is utter madness!
I can just imagine masses and masses of eastern Europeans flooding to our hospitals for treatment that, in the end, we’ll be paying for.Another foolish idea from that totally undemocratic bunch the EU. Why are we paying National Insurance?
No wonder Clown and fools won’t provide a referendum on Europe in the UK….
LoonyLeftandThick
Yeah. Fuckers. How dare they get access to our healthcare and expect their own governments to pay for it? That reminds me, I must pick up form E111 before I hop off to Spain on Easyjet. Good to see you’re sticking with the Clown theme though. It was a tough pun to come up with, there’s plenty of mileage left in it yet.
What has the David Davis by-election result achieved?
It doesn’t matter who leads the Conservatives, they will hammer your useless socialist fools in 2010! I’m going to enjoy every last minute of NuLab’s demise- and yours…..Ha Ha!
LoonyLeftandThick
Points away for forgetting to squeeze the “Clown” joke in there again, but extra kudos for somehow confusing your political allegiances with those of Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
Go on then, give us another laugh. Got any jokes about things that aren’t NuLab?
What were your Glastonbury highlights?
The chemical loos!!
LoonyLeftandThick
Brilliant.
25 Responses to “If a joke’s worth making…”
The question is, are they so proud of their “wit” that they recycle the joke - or are they really so stupid that they forget they’ve used it before ?
We should run a contest on the most pathetic puns in one use of “Labour”.
Honourable mention for one I saw on HYS recently:
… Za-Noo Liar Bore! ….
You just know he reads the Sun and used words like “indigenous” without really knowing what it means!
Did The Chemicals do Glastonbury this year?
If I had known they were on the bill……
I just spent a good few minutes wondering why he would call himself LoonyLeftandThick. The fact that he would describe Gordon ClownLOL!!!11one! as a Socialist indicates that…oh God, I can’t even be bothered to carry on thinking about him, it’s too disheartening. The only other thing I’ll say is that I bet he wears a Homer Simpson tie at work on Fridays.
I’m disappointed that you didn’t mention that his tag is LoonyLeftandThick, ‘Comical Ali’ of BBC HYS.
He seems inexplicably proud of the sense of humour he hasn’t got.
I think we’d all like to see “LoonyLeftandOhMyGodIAmSoDumb”’s ‘hilarious’ address on his messages:
Be careful - sides will split!
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‘Comical Ali’ of BBC HYS, United Kingdom
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Wow, what a wit!!! Dorothy Parker is spitting in her grave!
Great minds etc!!!
Last time I went to Glasto the loos were just shitpits - big holes in the ground with planks of wood with arse-sized holes in them. No chemicals there.
Still, the whole place smells of cowshit when you arrive, so the smell of humanshit is a relief.
Awooga!!
A lot of people think Labour == socialist.
A lot of people think socialist == communist.
A lot of people need a good slap. :-/
Briantist:
Did you go in the 40s? I’ve been to the last 7 (I was working!) and it’s never been like that…
My first [Glastonbury] was in 1990 and it was like that. *NNNGGGGNNNGGGHHH* wheeeeeee….plop
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Just wanted to lift something from a news publication I read;
‘trot off and fellate a stockbroker, you dominant ideology humping Tory bastard’
The E111 has been replaced with the European Health Insurance Card (EHIC). Get with the times Nelson.
I wish people on HYS would decide whether the NHS is either
(1) a revolting deathtrap that you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy or
(2) a shining beacon of healthcare excellence which people will cross whole continents to use.
I suppose it depends whether your current enemy of the day is Gordon Mugabrown’s ZaNew Labour or the immigrunts.
Someone can hopefully correct me if I’m wrong here, I haven’t the stomach to read enough HYS thread to find out myself, but - it occurs to be that while ‘everyone’ is quick to notice that the words Brown and Clown have the same final three letters (in sequence!) and feel therefore that one can be substituted for the other for maximum satirical effect, no-one has yet noticed that ‘Brown’, is, in addition to being the family name of the current Prime Minister, a) the colour of shit, b) the colour of suspicious foreigners.
I’m wondering whether it requires too much lateral thought, and perhaps only seeps in to HYSers’ brains on a very subliminal level, such that if Gordon Brown was called Gordon White, or Gordon Caucasian, he’d be any more popular, or alternatively if he was called Gordon Darkie, Gordon Gaymuslim or Gordon Paedorefugee his entrails would have been carried around Long Eaton on the end of big sticks in a frenzy of primitive tribal savagery by now, regardless of his political manifesto.
It’s a cunning parody of another poster who calls himself LoonyLeftandProud. That’s satire, that is.
Nelson didn’t write this post. Thus I win.
Damn you Kelvin!11!
Oy 773!
I went to school with a lad called Gordon Paedorefugee and he was alright, so you leave him alone.
Mind you his mate Spunktrail Bush was a complete gnat’s twat so you can say what you like about him.
The ‘Gordon Gaymuslim’: when ceilidhs and burkas collide.
@philbert. Obviously the NHS is a revolting communist deathtrap but it doesn’t stop teh immigrunts racing over to thieve our pus -soaked, MRSA ridden things. It’s doomed and squalid, but it’s BRITISH AND PROUD doomed and squalid.
I first went to Glastonbury in 84 and it was definitely shitting in a pit then. In those days Mozart was top of the bill and the tickets were printed in latin. I’m very very old. Sorry what was the question?
Yeah, do pick up your EHIC card. I live in Vienna (god, if you think the HYS crowd are hostile towards furriners, especially dark-skinned ones, you should see the Austrians) and when my wife fainted in the street recently it was the first thing the paramedics asked for. They then spent 10 minutes filling in a form with all the details, periodically attending to her for half a second to check she wasn’t dead (which presumably would have required a second form).
If the NHS is so fucking marvellous, why are people travelling to Bulgaria to go to the dentist?
The thing is, inside a HYSer’s head it’s like Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds. No ZaNu Liar-Bore wonks would have believed that in the first years of the 21st century that GREAT BRITISH affairs where being watched from the backwards lands of Eastern Europe. And yet across the gulf of a cheap Easyjet flight minds immeasurably foreign to ours regarded OUR NHS with envious eyes and slowly and surely they drew their plans against us.
This post has an alternate joke:
They’re not actually trying to come here for medical treatment. Obviously as there are no motor vehicles in Eastern Europe they’re trying to fulfill a lifetime ambition by faking illness and getting a ride in an ambulance.
Just FYI guys, he’s back - the HYS is “Is it easy to create a false identity ?”
His response:
Added: Thursday, 24 July, 2008, 11:02 GMT 12:02 UK
“I wish NuLab would disappear. Mr Bliar did so last year, so what are you waiting for Mr Clown..?
LoonyLeft andThick, ‘Comical Ali’ of BBC HYS, United Kingdom”
Does he get some sort of badge for using this 100 times ?? Must be close!