Apologising for Scotland and Paedophiles
By KelvinMore from the thread that might as well have been titled Bulls: tell us how you really feel about red rags, an assortment of twats.
In Switzerland the Muslims are not allowed to build mosques, as they do not fit within european culture.
They are told to practise their religion in underground car-parks and disused factories.
The UK has much to learn.
Swiss Hawk, Interlaken, Switzerland
Also all that jewish gold is very un-european, that’s why they only let it congregate in their vaults. On the other hand, they let Joy Pattinson use the internet without her carer, so actually I think we’ll call that one square.
Im proud to be Scottish and British and i am getting tired of having to apologise for it, If religions want to interpret their readings then they can do and pay for it themselves. I am sick to to the back teeth of having to bow down to the Muslim faith, every other faith in Britain has to go into hiding when god forbid, the Muslims feel put upon.
Ps, i don’t have a religion, it causes more problems than it fixes.
John McGoldrick, Whitburn, United Kingdom
I stepped on a Muslim’s toe yesterday and Westminster Cathedral rolled up into a ball like a woodlouse. You should have seen it. Also, there’s no need to apologise for being Scottish. We know you can’t help it.
Why should British taxpayers foot the bill for this? In my opinion religion should be a personal choice and not the business of the state.I honestly think that this labour government has lost touch with the public.
Robert Grant, Oviedo, Spain
Well you know what they say, a prophet is never recognised until he fucks off to a different country but carries on whinging about the conditions at home.
“This stupid gay bishop situation shows that the Christians are just as intolerant as muslims.” [Peter_Sym], Nottingham 18 Jul 07:56 GMT
‘Peter_Sym’! Are you an apologist for the gays? Or gay Bishops? Or Muslims? Perhaps you’d like to be an apologist for paedophiles.
Most on the board who’re ‘anti-’ the proposal are right and for the right reasons! Learn!!
Captain In-the-Dock, Lost ‘n’ Found in Britain
‘Captain In-the-Dock’! Are you a bellend? Or a cockgobbler? Or a small bean regarder? Perhaps you’d like to know the gentle, velvety touch of a builder’s scrotum on your tongue.
Definitely not! Give my country back!
david tutt, chatham, United Kingdom
You fool! The Imams will have your hands for such insurrection! If we’re quick I can smuggle you out of Chatham but it’s such a Muslim stronghold that I think the only way we can do it is to hide you in a burkha and make a run for it while everyone’s distracted with salah. The border will be tricky but I think I know a guy who will let out one white man for every three terrorists he waves in.
They only had to read as far as the second paragraph. Is that really too much to ask?
Classic HYS logic, anyone whose opinions differ from the mainstream bleating must be a paedophile/paedo-sympathiser.
Bollocks.
The first rule of Islam is you do not talk about Islam. The second rule of Islam is you DO NOT talk about Islam.
(Could Kelvin or Nelson delete the one I cocked up please?)
I tried, but Nelson doesn’t let me do any of the fun stuff. I count myself lucky for those two or three minutes a day when he opens the dungeon window to throw slop at me.
In Switzerland the Muslims are not allowed to build mosques, as they do not fit within european culture.
Swiss Hawk’s obviously never been to the Alhambra then. Shame, it’s nice. So’s the mosque at Cordoba and countless other sites where Islam occupied a central part of European culture for centuries.
Nicer than Gibraltar, our contribution to the region, a big ugly council estate full of soldiers and fat sunburnt british expat rednecks drinking in tacky theme pubs, fighting and stocking up on marmite and othe “british” junk while they whine about spanish people and food.
Dear Captain,
I would just like to say I am really, REALLY sorry about all of the kiddie-fiddling gay Muslim bishops out there.
Now, are you a syphilitic gibbon’s twat by birth or by choice?
“John McGoldrick, Whitburn, United Kingdom”
The nearest thing Whitburn’s got to a black or minority ethnic community is the shale miners who still haven’t been home from the pub to wash since the mines closed in the 1950s. And the nearest mosque is about ten miles away. What is the man whining about?
I agree about Gibraltar - nearly as nasty as Tewkesbury, but without the architecture. Though I did find a very nice Moroccan cafe down a side street where I was able to eat some real food.
Aaah, Chatham, magnificent home of the chav. Now there’s a contribution to European culture…
I’m ashamed to be not scottish or british
“Definitely not! Give my country back!”
david tutt, chatham, United Kingdom
David, I have your country, held prisoner in my top-secret undersea base. You will not see it returned, unless you pay the ransom of… (pause, with little finger placed on corner of mouth)… ONE TRILLION-GAZILLION-DAZILLION POUNDS! MWHAHH HAA HAARGH HAAARGH…
Even for hys, Captain In-the-Dock has to rank as an egregious cockdribble.
END OF! NEXT!
The best bit about Gibraltar is the airport. So you can leave…
The best bit about Gibraltar is the airport. So you can leave…
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What about the apes ?
They’re lovely! And apparently they throw shit at the Brits!
In Switzerland the Muslims are not allowed to build mosques, as they do not fit within european culture.
I mean, I guess it’s not really a major thing, and I know this is HYS which is a fact vaccuum, but I’d like to point out this is totally untrue - there’s going to be a referendum on building minarets on mosques which is being managed by the UDC/SVP (extreme rightwing party) and condemned by more or less everyone and if it goes the way of the last referendum, it’ll be rejected…
Just a thought
Paul - how daer u come ruond heer spoilin a ded gud biggotted rant with yur fancy “facts” and yur “sensible argument”!!!!! Yur obviusly an overpaid cuoncil worker wat luvs muslim badgers up the bum u are!!!!!!!!!
IF U LUV FACTS SO MUCH WHY DONT U GO LIV THARE???????!!!!!!!
END OF!!!!!
A 2-second search on Google revealed the Mahmood Mosque in Zurich.
The Wikipedia page on ‘Islam in Switzerland’ states that there are 2 mosques and around 120 official prayer rooms.
Swiss Hawk really has a lot to learn about, er, Switzerland.
You can’t have it back until you go round and apologise for kicking over their fence in the first place.
“A 2-second search on Google revealed the Mahmood Mosque in Zurich.
The Wikipedia page on ‘Islam in Switzerland’ states that there are 2 mosques and around 120 official prayer rooms”
to be fair the original comment from swiss hawk was never going to be anything other than total bollocks.
I don’t think that all these complainers have realised that all this immigration of the religion-which-apparently-must-never-speak-its-name (lets call them the M people) is really a secret ploy to get us back for all the years where we stomped over to their countries, nicked all their trade, killed loads of them and left big stinking turds on their doorsteps before running away.
While they’re bowing down to Muslims, I’d really like to give SwissHawk and Captain-in-the-Dock such a kick up the arse that I’d end up wearing them as shoes.
Should I apologise for that?
Swiss Hawk should team up with Joy whateverthefuckhernameis fom Rolle. He must be an ex-pat fuck wad as well.
Mind you I tried “practising my religion” in an underground car park. My case comes up on Thursday.
While they’re bowing down to Muslims, I’d really like to give SwissHawk and Captain-in-the-Dock such a kick up the arse that I’d end up wearing them as shoes.
Should I apologise for that?
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Only if you missed!
“Are you an apologist for the gays? Or gay Bishops? Or Muslims? Perhaps you’d like to be an apologist for paedophiles.”
From Gays to Gay Bishops to Muslims to paedophiles in one paragraph. Brilliant.
If only he’d shown his workings I’d have been forced to award the prestigious Badgers Twat award.
The rest are meatheads who are just knee-jerking out a bollock-brained reaction because HYS is the only place they can do it without being laughed at, of course. But that doesn’t apply to you Captain, does it now.
No,
thefreethinker, England
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Is it really so easy to win the hearts of the people nowadays?
From Gays to Gay Bishops to Muslims to paedophiles in one paragraph. Brilliant.
If only he’d shown his workings I’d have been forced to award the prestigious Badgers Twat award.
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His working would have been in the form of a circle with a big arrow between each one. In between Peedos and Gays there’s a picture of an immigrant badger getting fucked by a gay 14 year old child. It’s labelled “The Daily Mail Cycle of Hatred and Fear”.
I might knock it up if I get bored……
“I might knock it up if I get bored…”
Careful!
I said that once and had to marry her…
“the UK has much to learn”
as do you, you gigantic floppy cats cock. I hope all the down trodden muslims hiding in car parks find you and kill you.
‘Peter_Sym’! Are you an apologist for the gays? Or gay Bishops? Or Muslims? Perhaps you’d like to be an apologist for paedophiles.
not only that, but I hneard he likes to wank over the queen whilst sitting on a burning british flag and reciting ‘Jerusalem’ backwards
I’m not entirely sure which of the possibilities that suggest themselves a “small bean regarder” is, but the whole is a magnificent piece of invective. Wasted on the recipient, of course.
I had a wank over an ex-girlfriend once.
I still had a key and she is a heavy sleeper.
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