Comments on: A Bit Pete Tong

By: 7rew

7rew — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:52:39 +0000

What have the Golgafrinchans ever done for us?

…

Well apart from the hair-dressing, the commitee structure, the deforestation (to combat hyperinflation), war, the pre-emptive strike, bagpipe music, marketting, television documentaries and clean telephones. What have the Golgafrinchans ever done for us?

(anyone that adds an inate inability to do mental arthmetic is getting a punch.)

By: Ding Dong

Ding Dong — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:50:59 +0000

Fuckin Golgafrinchans! Comin here, taking the indiginous cavemen’s jobs. Usurping our rightful ancestors. Being our ancestors. Giving us everything we are. Bastards.

What have the Golgafrinchans ever done for us?

By: Mr Blackett

Mr Blackett — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:17:32 +0000

Stupid bint. Everyone knows Martians prefer Numarks.

By: tiny clanger

tiny clanger — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:47:14 +0000

“Just to piss them off further, I would insist that the interstellar star drive reactor core be programmed to make the exact sound of the call to prayer from the Finsbury Park mosque. And the ships computer to be voiced by Polly Toynbee.”

Do this and I would never be unhappy again.

Every time some thing bad happened, I would think of the dribbling HYS pond scum frantically jabbing at the ‘The Gibbering Bigot’scontrols (preferably labeled in Arabic, Chinese or Esperanto) as they try to silence ‘that ‘oribble mucky noise’.

And I would smile in pure, blissful contentment.

By: bigruss

bigruss — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:49:05 +0000

space paedos.

By: alanthehat

alanthehat — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:02:54 +0000

“That’s quite possibly the best idea I’ve ever heard for a tv series in my life!

It would knock the nadgers of “Bonekickers” anyway…”

Just to piss them off further, I would insist that the interstellar star drive reactor core be programmed to make the exact sound of the call to prayer from the Finsbury Park mosque. And the ships computer to be voiced by Polly Toynbee.

By: Dr Shade

Dr Shade — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:51:00 +0000

“I think they should name the Ark: ‘The Gibbering Bigot’

Several million cretins hurtling through the void at unimaginable speeds in their quest to avoid furriners, gays and peedos. Wow.”

That’s quite possibly the best idea I’ve ever heard for a tv series in my life!

It would knock the nadgers of “Bonekickers” anyway…

By: alanthehat

alanthehat — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:47:06 +0000

I think they should name the Ark:
‘The Gibbering Bigot’
Several million cretins hurtling through the void at unimaginable speeds in their quest to avoid furriners, gays and peedos. Wow.

By: Throbbe

Throbbe — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:03:07 +0000

Meh, beaten to it by skunk pussy.

The Enormous Mutant Star Goat is coming!!1one!!!

By: Rich(MMath)(Oxon)

Rich(MMath)(Oxon) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:58:43 +0000

You know, if you close your front door and draw the curtains, then you can’t see or hear any politicians or religion.

Go on, Rosie, do it. Please.