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	<description>A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: My exciting theory</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/07/24/dear-internets-2/#comment-71826</link>
		<dc:creator>My exciting theory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I reckon she goes to the town hall to use the toilets there.Because they are far the nicest in town.And then she has a scat seesion with her friend there in a cubicle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I reckon she goes to the town hall to use the toilets there.Because they are far the nicest in town.And then she has a scat seesion with her friend there in a cubicle.</p>
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		<title>By: SJG</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/07/24/dear-internets-2/#comment-69703</link>
		<dc:creator>SJG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 10:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She sounds like she'd have amazing cakes if you went to her house for tea, though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She sounds like she&#8217;d have amazing cakes if you went to her house for tea, though.</p>
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can I just say that when I read this yesterday I thought you were all daft. But then this morning, when I got to work, the key for the barrier wasn't in its usual place! I spent ages looking for the key before a very attractive lady that I'd like to boff some day let me in with hers. But then, there it was, on the seat!
This has never happened to me before - it's BEDLAM IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can I just say that when I read this yesterday I thought you were all daft. But then this morning, when I got to work, the key for the barrier wasn&#8217;t in its usual place! I spent ages looking for the key before a very attractive lady that I&#8217;d like to boff some day let me in with hers. But then, there it was, on the seat!<br />
This has never happened to me before - it&#8217;s BEDLAM IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Sally</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/07/24/dear-internets-2/#comment-66768</link>
		<dc:creator>Sally</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;It wasnt til I arrived and saw the strike notice, and realised reception was poorly staffed that I realised!!&lt;/blockquote&gt;

I just love the fact the notice telling her they were all on strike wasn't quite enough; she had to see the porely staffed reception before she twigged it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>It wasnt til I arrived and saw the strike notice, and realised reception was poorly staffed that I realised!!</p></blockquote>
<p>I just love the fact the notice telling her they were all on strike wasn&#8217;t quite enough; she had to see the porely staffed reception before she twigged it.</p>
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		<title>By: Mr Cat</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/07/24/dear-internets-2/#comment-66684</link>
		<dc:creator>Mr Cat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>somebody call Derek Acorrah - this is starting to freak me out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>somebody call Derek Acorrah - this is starting to freak me out.</p>
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		<title>By: Kelvin</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/07/24/dear-internets-2/#comment-66637</link>
		<dc:creator>Kelvin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I also get the train to work, sometimes! The amount of uncanny coincidences here has me literally LICKING THE WINDOW!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I also get the train to work, sometimes! The amount of uncanny coincidences here has me literally LICKING THE WINDOW!!!</p>
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		<title>By: trousers malhoon</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/07/24/dear-internets-2/#comment-66598</link>
		<dc:creator>trousers malhoon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that is MENTAL!! Statistically speaking (and I know nothing about statistics) that level of "so called" coincidence is actually impossible. When are people going to sit up and take notice of this MADNESS???

I'm trying so hard to think of another mental health reference I can capitalise it's driving me INSANE!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that is MENTAL!! Statistically speaking (and I know nothing about statistics) that level of &#8220;so called&#8221; coincidence is actually impossible. When are people going to sit up and take notice of this MADNESS???</p>
<p>I&#8217;m trying so hard to think of another mental health reference I can capitalise it&#8217;s driving me INSANE!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Dingleberry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dingleberry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eeek! That's just Uri-Geller-tastically Freaky!

Cos, right, I've just discovered, today, that I've been using a 'visitor's pass' from nearly two weeks and that my pass has been in the drawer with the other visitor's passes... cos I handed the wrong one in two weeks ago and... NOBODY NOTICED A THING!!! I'm telling EVERYONE and they can't believe it either!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eeek! That&#8217;s just Uri-Geller-tastically Freaky!</p>
<p>Cos, right, I&#8217;ve just discovered, today, that I&#8217;ve been using a &#8216;visitor&#8217;s pass&#8217; from nearly two weeks and that my pass has been in the drawer with the other visitor&#8217;s passes&#8230; cos I handed the wrong one in two weeks ago and&#8230; NOBODY NOTICED A THING!!! I&#8217;m telling EVERYONE and they can&#8217;t believe it either!</p>
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		<title>By: trousers malhoon</title>
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		<dc:creator>trousers malhoon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mr Cat

Woah, stop it now you're starting to freak me out. 

Only last week I was on my way to the train station for a weekend away when I remembered I'd left my 3 year old alone in the flat. Luckily I got back in time to lock the child gate in the kitchen door and check there was plenty crisps and coke for him to eat before managing to head off and catch the train.

I feel there's a greater plan at work here bringing us together.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr Cat</p>
<p>Woah, stop it now you&#8217;re starting to freak me out. </p>
<p>Only last week I was on my way to the train station for a weekend away when I remembered I&#8217;d left my 3 year old alone in the flat. Luckily I got back in time to lock the child gate in the kitchen door and check there was plenty crisps and coke for him to eat before managing to head off and catch the train.</p>
<p>I feel there&#8217;s a greater plan at work here bringing us together.</p>
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		<title>By: Mr Cat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mr Cat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;This morning I parked my car and got half way to the office and stopped to check if I had my access card, but couldn’t find it. then I went back to the car, but it wasn’t there. So I had to get a visitor pass and then when I sat down I found the pass in my bag all along! 

crazy times.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

How bizarre - something similar happened to me a few weeks ago... I was on my way to work , but when I got to the train station and went to pull out my rail pass it wasn't there. I searched my wallet and pockets and even checked my bag. I had to go home and search for it - I'd left it in my trousers from the night before so had to get them out the wash basket(lucky I hadn't loaded and run the washing machine). I missed my train and was late for work, but luckily I rang ahead and told them so I wasn't in any trouble. 

Spooky coincidence eh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>This morning I parked my car and got half way to the office and stopped to check if I had my access card, but couldn’t find it. then I went back to the car, but it wasn’t there. So I had to get a visitor pass and then when I sat down I found the pass in my bag all along! </p>
<p>crazy times.</p></blockquote>
<p>How bizarre - something similar happened to me a few weeks ago&#8230; I was on my way to work , but when I got to the train station and went to pull out my rail pass it wasn&#8217;t there. I searched my wallet and pockets and even checked my bag. I had to go home and search for it - I&#8217;d left it in my trousers from the night before so had to get them out the wash basket(lucky I hadn&#8217;t loaded and run the washing machine). I missed my train and was late for work, but luckily I rang ahead and told them so I wasn&#8217;t in any trouble. </p>
<p>Spooky coincidence eh!</p>
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