Comments on: Downtrodden Brits

By: bingowings

bingowings — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:22:06 +0000

“Soon we will have dumpster wars with the Mafia taking over the prime sites”

If this guy lives in Italy why the fuck is he worried about what’s going in in the UK?

Oh, hang on…

By: Throbbe

Throbbe — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:58:13 +0000

My best guess is a stage whisper.

By: Vicky

Vicky — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:54:56 +0000

Yet another (PROBABLY) Government sponsored organisation

This is a new one. How exactly (DOES) one do the intonation of something which is in brackets but also capitalised?

By: jpr

jpr — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:23:58 +0000

I shall, of course, take the Gentlemans way out for my lapse.

Will you do it again for the apostrophe lapse in that bit?

By: The Gnome Secretary

The Gnome Secretary — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:29:21 +0000

@ The Paedofinder General - Nice one, I fookin’ love Monkey Dust.

Anyone who cares (and hasn’t seen it before) watch this video from 6:10 to around 7:00. The part with the editor of the Daily Mail is absolutely spot-on.

By: UnderHerd

UnderHerd — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:22:45 +0000

I have erred. Please insert quotation marks to the immediate left and immediate right of the word “Dustbin” in the above communication.

I shall, of course, take the Gentlemans way out for my lapse.

By: UnderHerd

UnderHerd — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:18:00 +0000

I, for one object to the Euro-designation “Dumpster”. The Imperial unit of disregarded items is either the Dustbin (items under a cubic yard, or the “Skip” (items over a cubic yard).

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:42:37 +0000

You might think that road safety and immigration are two totally unconnected issues, but just *think* about it for a minute - what colour are roads? Coincidence? I think not.

Those were precisely the issues that used to concern the legendary loony Bill Boakes, of Public Safety Democratic Monarchist White Resident Party fame, in his repeated attempts to get elected as an MP. Ironically, he died as a result of injuries sustained in a road accident.

By: Catherine

Catherine — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:33:15 +0000

Are you sure this wasn’t from the HYS comment generator mark II? It’s got the right level of incoherency, all the buzzwords…

By: Robin

Robin — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:11:27 +0000

Oliver - yes, in my last flat (middle-class I suppose) we got most of our food in by skipping.