Thanks to Sally.
From a Telegraph.co.uk article, “Dumpster diving with the freegans: Why pay for food?”.
Soon we will have dumpster wars with the Mafia taking over the prime sites and the foreign illegal immigrants controlling their pitch and having the cream de la cream and leaving only rotting garbage for the Brits to pick through
jock
You paint a truly terrifying picture of the inevitable future. By the way, who is it that’s throwing away all the food that’s in the dumpsters? Hybrid gypsy-foetuses? Gigantic metal muslim robo-clerics? Our new pterodactyl overlords?
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Spoken like a true Englishman.
He forgot about the badgers. Immigrant mafia badgers, coming over here, stealing our rotting food. You couldn’t make it up.
Has anyone actually ever truly met a freegan/freetarian who wasn’t homeless.
Somehow i dont think it will ever catch on with the middle classes.
“Tabitha, that cheesecake was simply divine. Is it from Waitrose?”
“Good lord no, we dont pay for food any more. Rupert pickd it out of the bins behind his office. He’s so good at finding new things but it does make an awful mess of his suits. I’m forever going to the drycleaners these days.”
Will there be much knifecriming in these dumpster wars?
Oh and is jock suggesting that the forrin immigants will be surviving solely on cream?
Here, here! While I’m reasonably comfortable with idigenous illegal immigrants coming to the uk, I really think the government should take much much firmer action against the foreign ones. Well said Jock, you cockroach’s ball-buffer.
Yes.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah. Consider yourself well and truly murked.
(She is a student though)
I work in data inputting and in reply to a question “What was this public information advert trying to tell you?” regarding a road safety campaign, someone put:
“Yet another (PROBABLY) Government sponsored organisation telling me how I should live my life and ignoring the fact that my country is being over-run with blacks, Asians and other vermin!”
Depends, do squatters count as homeless?
You might think that road safety and immigration are two totally unconnected issues, but just *think* about it for a minute - what colour are roads? Coincidence? I think not.
Seriously though, the government really shouldn’t tell people how to live their lives. If festering racist fuckwits want the freedom to plough their cars into trees in protest at the waves of forrun vermin being allowed into this country, I say we have to respect their right to lawful protest.
Back in the eighties the times and telegraph were running stories encouraging yuppies to make fortunes “restoring” houses in Chelsea by taking stuff out of skips (old fireplaces, wainscotting, etc).
Working class people who tried taking stuff out of skips were busted and convicted with “Theft from Persons Unknown”.
The moral of the story is that you have to be rich before you’re allowed to steal from other people’s bins.
Roads may be black, but there are always white and yellow lines on top of them. So obviously Europeans and Chinese people are superior to the darkies…
But which is better, Chinese or European? There’s only one way to find out.
FIIIIIIIIGHT!
It’s like Iain M. Banks has had his head invaded by some parasitic inbred BNP teenager such is the picture of distopia amongst the bin warriors. I have four words for Jock, “get a life, cunt”.
@ Misha - Can’t decide on the squatters question but i guess technically, they aren’t homeless. I spose that now means my sweeping generalisation about the limited appeal of freeganism outside of people who live on the street is now completely shot to bits.
Re the idea about the rights of racist twunts, I would go a stage further and set up specfic areas, such as Beachy Head with big signs saying - If you think this country is being taken over by darkie scum, drive this way and register your protest”
There would be a queue all the way to East Grinstead of eager HYSers i reckon.
There’s a surprising number of Scottish HYSers describing themselves as Brits recently. Could there be an ironic silver lining to these clouds of hateful twattery? Could the Auld Enemies finally forget their differences in their common resentment of gays, furrins and ZaNuLiarBore?
Either way, I like Oliver’s Beachy Head idea.
I like Oliver’s Beachy Head idea, but I think it suffers from a lack of ambition.
What we need to do is install a door in every town hall labelled “Council Tax Complaints/Bins Department”.
This door opens directly onto the shark pond/spike pit/bottomless abyss.
The door should open into a Wetherspoons. A Wetherspoons with no exits, that will teach them.
Abyss. Weatherspoons. Who’s counting?
@Mooska:
There’s a certain subgroup of Scots who are absolutely, passionately, fervently British. They can often be spotted marching up and down, wearing bowler hats and orange sashes, playing the flute, draping buildings with Union Jacks etc. They also tend to support a certain football team whose name rhymes with “Glasgow Strangers”.
I, for one, welcome our new paedorodactyl overlords.
True, Philbert, I’d forgotten about them. Well, who’s to say that even this slightly odd Scottish subgroup can’t forget relatively minor geographical, historical and footballing differences and embrace their nearest neighbours and… Oh.
Oliver - yes, in my last flat (middle-class I suppose) we got most of our food in by skipping.
Are you sure this wasn’t from the HYS comment generator mark II? It’s got the right level of incoherency, all the buzzwords…
Those were precisely the issues that used to concern the legendary loony Bill Boakes, of Public Safety Democratic Monarchist White Resident Party fame, in his repeated attempts to get elected as an MP. Ironically, he died as a result of injuries sustained in a road accident.
I, for one object to the Euro-designation “Dumpster”. The Imperial unit of disregarded items is either the Dustbin (items under a cubic yard, or the “Skip” (items over a cubic yard).
I have erred. Please insert quotation marks to the immediate left and immediate right of the word “Dustbin” in the above communication.
I shall, of course, take the Gentlemans way out for my lapse.
@ The Paedofinder General - Nice one, I fookin’ love Monkey Dust.
Anyone who cares (and hasn’t seen it before) watch this video from 6:10 to around 7:00. The part with the editor of the Daily Mail is absolutely spot-on.
Will you do it again for the apostrophe lapse in that bit?
This is a new one. How exactly (DOES) one do the intonation of something which is in brackets but also capitalised?
My best guess is a stage whisper.
“Soon we will have dumpster wars with the Mafia taking over the prime sites”
If this guy lives in Italy why the fuck is he worried about what’s going in in the UK?
Oh, hang on…