Gronk strong caveman. Gronk live in nice cave. Gronk’s property values through the fucking floor since all these foreigns moved in.
How is your petty fiefdom changing?
Things are getting more expensive, and anything “fun” is regulated down to the last detail. New York is nothing more than a predictable, crowded, corporate playground. I’m also noticing more Islamic veils, which is never a good sign for any civilization.
PK, NYC
Always behind the curve, PK. They’re not Islamic veils, they’re “fun shrouds.” Peel one off and you find a naked woman who dispenses crisp, clear Budwesier from nipple taps. It’s their way of saying sorry for regulating your “fun” cross burnings out of existence.
Salford (yes it is a city!) has changed so much over the last 3-4 years, it is now more like an African city than an English one, so huge has the rate of immigration been recently.
Looking forward to all the posh BBC employees moving up to Media City (titter!) in a few years, I’m sure they will love the feral chavs that make up the the other half of the population!
Alan Walters, Salford
I’m sure that every immigrant hanging from the axle of a fruit lorry for eight weeks to make it through the channel tunnel is just dreaming of the utopian life waiting for them among the glittering beauty of Salford. Imagine their disappointment when they discover it’s full of people who use the word “titter” with a straight face.
Basically, the white urban underclass has been displaced by a vast influx of every race and culture under the sun. The city itself is much improved in every sense from the early post-Thatcher grimness of the early 1990’s. But we have lost out I feel to uncontrolled immigration - it has utterly eradicated the old white working class. Where they have gone, I don’t know but they aren’t in the city anymore. Now its Poles and Africans and Asians. You really do feel like a tourist in Leicester ..
Chris Gavin, Nottingham, United Kingdom
I don’t know where the white working class actually is, but from the sheer volume of racist bile on HYS I can be reasonably sure that they’re still as numerous as before, and wherever they are it’s got broadband and a ready supply of the Daily Mail. I have a tiny hunch that just maybe with increasing wealth they’ve fucked off to the suburbs, but then “the white working class is doing alright for itself” doesn’t give you anyone but yourself to blame for not joining them.
Also, just a point of note but when you’re in Leicester and you come from Nottingham, technically you actually are a tourist.
Found your deliciously satirical site doe the first time only this morning, after someone mentioned it in the comments section of the Greenwich Phantom blog.
Perhaps the “white urban underclass” have simply gone with the flow and blacked-up, Minstrel-style.
“Ol’ Man River, dat Ol’Man River…”
..improved in every sense from the early post-Thatcher grimness of the early 1990’s….utterly eradicated the old white working class
It might just be me, but perhaps those two things are related?
“The city has improved in every sense…”
And then he complains about an area in which it hasn’t improved, proving that he is an idiot who doesn’t understand the use of the word “every”. Which is an every simple word.
“The city has improved in every sense…” = got rid of the white trash, apparently.
Alan Walters is going to be disappointed to find that people who work for Auntie aren’t all white or posh…
Hahaha…
Hahahahaha…
HAHAHAHAHA…BONK
Someone really should tell poor Alan that there will not be a huge influx of media luvvies when the BBC moves *some* of its operations up to Manchester.
Many won’t bother leaving London at all and simply commmute when they have to, probably staying in some stylish executive rabbit hutch that Manchester now has plenty of.
Any that do make a permanent move won’t be living in Salford but will probably head for the thing that looks most like Surrey, which in Manchesters case is Knutsford, or as my coarse friend from Dewsbury calls it Cuntsford.
who’s anutie?
bother
Apologies for the serious post, but assuming everyone else finds this ignorant bile as depressing as I do, I wanted to link to this report about refugees actually being welcomed by the locals: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/jun/13/immigration.immigrationpolicy
It made such a nice change, I had a bit of a cry at the end. I am a sap, though.
Oh, and Kelvin is making me laugh a lot at the moment.
Poor Alan, he really has no idea what White City is like does he. He probably imagines it is like Ambridge, but much nicer.
The pied piper came and took them all away to a kingdom under the mountain. You should have paid him for drowning all those tramps in the river.
Well, it’s there in the name, innit. White City. Stands to reason it’s the utopia that GREAT BRITAIN could be if only it wasn’t so full of browns and yellows. And Poles, but they’re like honorary browns by bank balance anyway.
See, I used to live in the west end of newcastle, which has a large asian population, plus various flavours of ‘immigrunts’. Lovely place. At least till around midday, when all the white people woke up…
From a similar thread ‘How expensive is your city?’
Clearly he’s not sure if he lives in Paris, Munich or Cambridge.
If he can afford to go all the way to Paris on a night out I’m not sure why he’s complaining about poverty …
Also, Gilbert Wham’s experience of Newcastle sounds highly similar to my daily experience of Middlesbrough (unequivocally the shit-smeared arsehole of the UK IMSVHO). Mind you, maybe Middlesbrough could teach other places a thing or two about equality. After all I’ve been verbally abused and generally harrassed in the street by people of every creed and colour since living here, which just goes to show …
So, if one half of the population of Salford are feral chavs and one half immigrants, to which half does Alan Walters belong?
[quote]I don’t know where the white working class actually is, but from the sheer volume of racist bile on HYS I can be reasonably sure that they’re still as numerous as before[/quote]
That seems like a HYS-worthy comment if you intended to imply that all racists are working class.
(Hope I got the quote tags right.)
Doh.
Salford has had a huge asian, african and caribbean community for nearly 50 years. I’m guessing he’s taking one look at the children of the people who moved here during the previous few decades and thinking “Oh noes its teh imnigrunts!”.
People of colour are so inconsiderate not to make it obvious whether they’re correctly affiliated to a previous generation, or are resource sucking immigrant scumbags here to murder us in our beds. Just like the previous generation…
Mooska - Thank you for the link.
Logical fallacy there. Imagine a venn diagram where the enclosing circle, “All Racists” completely contains a large circle, “Racists who self-identify as white, working class males.” You can read some of their self-pity here.
“White working class”. What is he suggesting, that hard working immigrants are somehow not working class?! I would ask his logic, but I fear he doesn’t have any!
I like the way most of them try to compare their town to Islamabad because there are some brown people around. By all accounts Islamabad is a nice leafy spot, like a bit of the Home Counties moved to Asia. Nothing like Sheffield or other dumps.
I think this one’s my favourite, so far
it has a certain unspoiled charm, you know?
Whoops - I ment to make some sort of sarky remark about working tax credits etc being available to anyone on such a low income they can’t afford food, regardless of colour etc, just so long as they (by which I mean we - ::shock horror, I’m white, poor and receive government assistence::) actually have a job and, you know, turn up in the morning regularly, sort of thing.
i live in salford and there’s absolutely fuck all black people here.
alan walters is soft as shit and terrified of everything.
overbreaking the pudding is right, there are hardly any non-white people in Salford compared to Manchester. Although people like Alan Walters have in recent years taken to complaining about Salford Precinct being “like Kosovo” because some people who speak a funny language live there. Bastard furriners, stealing all our poorly-maintained high-rise council flats in shitty areas.