Comments on: Thrusting

By: Dr Steve

Dr Steve — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:07:03 +0000

Nelson, That was to much like a HSY comment. I think this ‘job’ is getting to you. Please, for the sake of your health, do somthing about it, or befor you know it youll be posting on HYS about imugrnts and nuliebore.

By: 773 (metric)

773 (metric) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:52:09 +0000

My PE teacher at school always swore by ‘taking Captain Picard to warp speed’

I hope he’s now safely behind bars.

By: JesusChristPornoStar

JesusChristPornoStar — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:48:29 +0000

My PE teacher at school always swore by ‘taking Captain Picard to warp speed’….

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:06:17 +0000

POINTS OF VIEW
“I am appalled and disgusted with the standard of dress in the BBC. Jeremy Vine is not even wearing a tie. I would never dream of going to work without a tie on. I find this quite offensive.”

The cunt wasn’t wearing a fucking tie!
Did he convert to islamism? For (FUCKS)
sake!

By: Nelson

Nelson — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:47:12 +0000

Isn’t there a theme tune? Maybe he could make up some words and sing to that as a stop gap.

The theme used to be a really great piece of organ music by a chap called Robert Prizeman I think. But they employed some twat to “modernise” it and now it’s a fucking embarrassment. It even has a little snippet of electric guitar in there to show exactly how relevant it is to modern britain. I’m surprised they didn’t add a bit of “hiphop DJ scratching”. It’d really help get “the kids” into God.

They did something similar to the theme for University Challenge and rearranged it with some proper stick-up-the-arse string quartet thing. They got rid of the timpani bend ffs. It was ALL ABOUT THE TIMPANI BEND. People are idiots.

By: themagicmonkey

themagicmonkey — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:40:32 +0000

I don’t think Orla Guerin’s path to the top was quite as conventional as that, but you’ll have to Google her yourself as I don’t want to spread false rumours.

By: Lell

Lell — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:15:15 +0000

New favourite

Burping the Pope’s sly canoe

By: dirigible

dirigible — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:15:00 +0000

Nelson: “Don’t worry Colonel.”

He’s a general. It says in the title!

Misha: “When people start ringing up to complain about Points of View, things really are looking grim. It’s a whole show dedicated to wankers like you who can’t keep your petty grievances to yourselves! What more could you want?”

Presumably they want a programme for complaints about “Points Of View” to appear on. And then a programme to complain about *that* on, and then…

By: Disgustipated

Disgustipated — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:18:48 +0000

In my book, you can’t beat “rubbing out some knuckle children”

I even have an actual book for it.

It smells funny.

Tastes even worse.

By: jezkemp

jezkemp — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:08:36 +0000

Where are these complaints on the BBC website? Or are they not public and these are an inside job?
Can’t seem to find any of these cretins or the racist, facist mouthspunk they produce.