Delusions of Grandeur28 Jul 2008 10:11 am
Che Fucking Guevara Is In The House
By NelsonThanks to Mat for this post, along with the excellent title.
Simple Request… anyone who is elligable to vote in an election, and wants one NOW…please RECOMMEND this message. Then Brown will see at aglance what the people want! Thanks in anticipation
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pete dicks, brownhills
34 Responses to “Che Fucking Guevara Is In The House”
Look at his name, it’s like, well, y’know…
Fuck it. I cannot be arsed today.
P.S Where he comes from is pretty funny too.
Is that some kind of euphemism for anal sex?
I dunno, he might be on to something. If Gordon Brown can appear on The One Show, anything is possible.
I think that Pete has made a grave error here, in thinking that Gordon Brown gives the slightest rhino fuck what he thinks. The only thing The People want is their latest hit single to get to number 1, and for Pete Dicks, Brownhills to be mauled to death by a hundred angry badgers.
I’m from near Brownhills. Lovely market.
My favourite bit is:
Genius (although its probably 200 by now)
Why not… you know… get involved in political activism like this guy, http://seantevis.com/kansas/3000/running-for-office-xkcd-style/ , instead of arsing about on the net assuming that Gordon Brown has the time to read your message?
Seriously, Sean Tevis is running in Kansas and his XKCD-style comic rules. If you want change, go out and make it not sit around poking yer keyboard.
Joke’s on him. One of the people who recommended him is not elligable (sic) to vote.
Fuck off Pete ‘Dicks’.
Jeremy Cock, Windward-Passage
Man. If only someone else had thought of this brilliant idea. Pete Dicks, making the world a better place, one message board post at a time.
Simple request, Pete: LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL.
Brown will see ‘at a glance’ will he? So not only does this dicksplash imagine that Gordo peruses HYS on a daily basis to gauge the opinion of the nation, he also seems to think that he has the ‘see all pete dicks’ comments’ page bookmarked. Or even set as his homepage. Staggering.
I think certain parties do scan HYS for ideas given the usual level of rubbish coming out of their gaping maws.
Fuck me, I really am in the shit.
@Simon
This country needs the offence of fuckwittery with intent in the law books today.
brogan,
that’s all very well, but what about all the fuckwittery that takes place outside tents.
(c) Ripping Gags for Boys, 1911 edition.
Simple request, Pete: LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL.
Simple request Paul: Learn what fucking sic means.
Simple request, Cockknocker: Tell me what the fuck you’re on about.
At last! The various factions within SYB have begun waging verbal war on each other. I new it’d get out of hand.
That’s why I drank all that Dandelion & Burdock last night…it angries up the blood. To war gentlemen!
People, people calm down. Remember your diaphragmatic breathing, we are all supposed to be friends here. Save the fighting for the other white boxes on the Internet.
I can only assume that you’re referring to my perfectly reasonble request to Cockknocker (his name for himself, note) to explain himself, since I can’t find any reference to a “Paul” on this page using the word “sic”. I asked in the spirit of friendly enquiry, and not asking him if he wanted to take it outside. I’m sure he’s a lovely geezer – with a name like that, what else could he be?
“Simple request Paul: Learn what fucking sic means.”
He’s using it correctly, if humorously.
simple request everybody: go and bore your deformed half monkey brother to death, not the people who read this
It’s quite clear Paul’s comment about learning to spell was directed at the person whom Rich was pointing out when he said ‘elligable (sic)’, not Rich himself.
It is very warm today though.
I think Cockknocker thought that Paul was having a go at Rich, but he wasn’t, he was having a go at Pete Dicks.
Meanwhile, at the salon, Tracey suspects that Sharon is making moves on Darren, and decides to confront her about it.
salon? Surely you mean the Bureau de Change (now that was a decent soap)
BLOG MISUNDERSTANDING LEADS TO KNIFECRIME FRENZY, HUNDREDS DEAD
Group hug, everyone
Mr Dicks must think that the RECOMMEND button is somehow linked to a mechanical clunking fist which floors Gordon Brown with every click. If only we had one for Mick Hucknall.
*chortle* @ Joe C. ‘Confront’ – one of my favourite only-in-soaps word ever.
“i never thought i’d say this: i’m closing the Bureau! …for an hour”
made I, Claudius look like eldo-fucking-rado.
I think the “thanks in anticipation” lends it an air of poignancy. Poor delusional thing.
@nibus
Here’s omething my mate Mr. Sunshine doned a while back:
http://www.legslarry.org.uk/Ibbydare/dido.htm
Amazing what searching your name reveals! Yes, it’s really me – Pewte Dicks – and I was hoping that Brown the Clown would get the hint and bugger off back to whichever stone he crawled out from under and let someone wit hintelligence run the Country. BTW… listen to my Radios show sometime – or the Radio Gestapo will be sent out….
Pete Dicks here – I tried to post earlier – nothing worked (a bit like Brown the Clowns Brain). Some geruinely funny comments here – some a little *sigh* silly. Anyhow – it seems that a LOT of people want Brown out, and I was seeking support to make an attempt to see how many would recommend the posting. Nice to see it repeated here though! Please listen to my Radio Show – or the Gestapo will be visiting…..
sorry for repeated postings (and bad spelling). Messages take an AGE here don’t they?