Comments on: History Lesson

By: Charles Exford, Oxton

Charles Exford, Oxton — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:53:07 +0000

I for one welcome our new badgery overlords.

By: Mal

Mal — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:26:11 +0000

I learned the lessons of history back in 1981 and have a Grade 2 CSE to prove it.

By: Em

Em — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:37:04 +0000

http://controversy.wearscience.com/design/ufo/

I’m buying one for my other half

By: nibus

nibus — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:55:50 +0000

…When will people learn the lessons of history?

Dunno about you guys, but I’ve got this down for Thursday 3pm, after ‘Marketing meeting with Tom’.

I’m glad multiculturalism isn’t working. I’ve been posting my cat’s turds through my Muslim neighbour’s letterbox for years. I’d hate to think all that effort was wasted.

By: 773 (metric)

773 (metric) — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:10:43 +0000

You made coffee come out of my nose.

Had you been drinking coffee? If not, I sense a nice little money-spinner here. We could set up a cafe some place, or maybe even drive around the country visiting provincial market squares, festivals and sports events.

Was it just little squirt, or is it still gushing forth? Would be useful to have an idea of quantity so that I can write a more accurate business plan.

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:50:00 +0000

The Badgers stealing our coffe then selling it to immigrants so they can steal all our jobs. Do keep up Joe…

By: Joe C

Joe C — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:50:33 +0000

What the hell are you all talking about?

By: Impostor

Impostor — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:04:50 +0000

You just made coffee come out of my arse I’m stealing it, any objections?

I’m not going to ask what it was doing up there in the first place…

The nine gods may or may not be real, they say,

Well, if you’re giving me multiple-choice, I’m going for ‘not’ for $500, please Bob

By: a.m

a.m — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:51:09 +0000

“I think once it’s come out your nose no ones that bothered about if you steal it or not”

You just made coffee come out of my arse I’m stealing it, any objections?

By: Credulous

Credulous — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:41:02 +0000

“Yes. You know who I mean… It’s the bloody badgers!!!!!!”

If Badgers rule the world in secret, yeah, how come you know? Why haven’t Badgers got to you and taken you off in their Badger-ships put electrodes in your brain and made you a badger-clone-borg-spy…. Or…. maybe they already have?

Never trust Badgers, they’re capable of ANYTHING… excuse me, the front door bell just rang…

*KZKZKZZZZZZZZYZYZYZZZZZZZZZZXXXXXXX*

Badgers mean us no harm.