Delusions of Grandeur and Permanently Bewildered29 Jul 2008 11:43 am
By Nelson
I could download music and and the ISP would not know as I wouldn’t be on a file sharing site, I am not going to say how it can be done but it can and you will never pick up a virus or trojan or anything dangerous by doing it. I bet this doesn’t get posted
Dean Stockton, york, United Kingdom
Wow, he must be King of the Internets or sumfink!
Oh boy, he is killing me with excitement! Why won’t he tell us?! Hm, at least he is kind enough to give us a hint where to show up and ask for the recipe!
If only I dared go to York, that is. Terrifying.
He has a “VR bodyglove” (wetsuit from Lidl) with “data traces” (lines he drew with tippex) up and down the arms and legs.
Probably hums the theme tune from The Matrix as he “hacks” (clicks on) various “secret” (shit) websites.
I suspect he could tell us, but then he’d probably have to kill us.
“…or anything dangerous”. What if I stubbed my toe stepping into his wonderful world of magically downloading large chunks of data without the ISP realising that large chunks of data were trundling along the connection*? Or strained a minor muscle in the excitement? WHAT ABOUT THAT?
Also, I initially read it as Dean Stockwell and believed it all. He’s the Quantum Leap fella, isn’t he? He can do anything.
*perhaps dean thinks that ISPs tell if music is being shared by listening intently to the wires in the office. If it makes them dance, IT’S ILLEGAL!
well, that’s it. you wait, you hope against hope that it won’t happen whilst knowing deep down it is inevitable. you picture all sewage-eating spunk-bubbles you’ve ever met and pray that none of them is *that* much of a necrotic vulture’s vulva.
and then it happens: someone you once knew gets posted on SYB.
words are simply inadequate to describe how much of a raging tit this man is. i am trying to sum it up in an opera to be released next year. till then, think big ppl.
i bet this doesn’t get…oh.
Oh Sweet Christ what a tool. Is there anything more fucking tragic than the cock-waggling halfwits who put “I bet you don’t DARE post this” at the end of their pathetic spurt of drivel.
Tell me!
OMG!!!! u b d l33t3st haxxor. Ur pwnage ov d |\/|@n g1v u d l33tn3s. n00bs r suxxzorz. B3t uhve d l33t3st pron 2. Uve n0t bn b& b1 d |\/|@n. L0lz.
C’mon, admit it, you’ve got i-Tunes, haven’t you? You flaccid, syphilitic, bonobos’s c0c|<
I bet you never get laid.
The l33ts stole my literacy. Whatta n00b.
I sUx.
So, Dean believes that this is possible but doesnt say whether he has actually been able to make it work properly.
Must have been really embarassing when he thought he had cracked it and his dad found those pictures of farm animals being fellated lodged in the middle of his powerpoint presentation.
pwned!
No-one’s got the heart to tell him his state of the art kit is a grey-painted cornflakes box and a broken etch-a-sketch.
Tossrag.
Anyone see the “World Gaming Championships” on Sky the other night ?
Might as well have been called the “I know my PSP backwards, but will NEVER see a girls funbags. Ever”.
They will trace you, they get to us all in the end. You must always conceal your identity, Dean Stockton from York.
USENET?
Cunt.
Ah, but that’s his secret. He’s actually Dean York from Stockton.
Ah ha, that’s where you’re wrong - he’s really Yorkie Stockton from the Forest of Dean
He’s actually a stocky bloke called Dean, who’s eaten too many Yorkies.
He’s actually called Dom Unitedking, and is from Dean Stockton, York.
I’m Dean, and so is my sister.
He’s ripping from his own CDs using Windows Media Player. A real sloth’s slit.
Or the Dean of Stockton who has a little Yorkie terrier. ENOUGH I SAY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
What a complete crow’s cancerous crevice this chap is.
He reminds me of a twat I knew at school that used to brag about having a real gun at home and how their absentee dad was actually in the SAS and how they had spent the summer hols in America but had really been sent to Southport by their mum to bother the granny for 6 weeks.
“I bet this doesn’t get posted”
always raises the question of who’s more petty, the poster or the moderator
I bet this does get posted.
@Rich
Bet it doesn’t. The powers that be know what a dangerous thought you’re broadcasting with that posting and would neve…
bugger.
At a guess, BitTorrent with a proxy server?
Is he just downloading it onto his PC from a CD?
Pah!
As any fule kno “Dean” is really Joy Pattinson from Rolle in Switzerland, using the new Neo-style powers bestowed on her by the International Illuminati of Socialist Badgers to download such rousing patriotic English tunes such as “Land of Hope & Glory”, “Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag” and “”I’m A Firestarter - A Twisted Firestarter” without having to pay a penny to our fascistic NuLab slavemasters!
You go girl!
He’s taping the Radio 1 Chart Show onto C90’s each Sunday.
His ‘ISP’ is the BBC.
I don’t think Joy quite understands the file sharing issue:
Stop it Stop it
Joy is giving me Joy!!!!
I download a fuck of a lot and support the right of anyone to do so, but Joy’s has to be the most asinine logic for allowing people to do so. It’s eqivalent to saying she doesn’t object to shoplifting since people enjoy eating.
This is why Have Your Say is so great: even the people who have the right idea have idiotic logic supporting it. Marvellous. It’s also why Joy is so great: even when she’s (for once) being positive, she’s still a dingo’s funhole.
Glad to see that SYB is creeping further and further up the Google rankings when you search for Joy Pattinson.
OH. DEAR.
This reaches a new low, even for Joy.
Unfortunately I feel it also represents a new low for all of us too.
Rubbish Oliver!
I’m sure we can sink even lower than this if we really make an effort!
I downloaded some music from a site that told me I would “never pick up a virus or trojan or anything dangerous by doing it” and got bad aids . . can I sue Dean Stockton?
There’s some fascinating detail here about Joy’s life as a secretary within the UN, and her legal attempts to wring cash out of her former employers.
http://is.gd/17C7
Jeff, it was not fascinating.
I’m sure I don’t have to tell anyone here that online stalking/harrassing of this woman (miserable and hateful though she is) is not OK, do I? Or that there are several Joy Pattinsons in the world and that Google can’t distinguish between them? No? Good.
I completely agree. If you want to stalk and harass her, go to ROLLE and do it properly.
No, don’t even do that. DO NOT GO TO ROLLE. It’s shit.
There are only several Joy Pattinsons in the world because the others haven’t discovered this site yet.
When they do, I’m pretty sure they will change their names.
I pitty the poor one that chose Dean Stockton as a new name though.
Anyone else find Joy signing “Joy” at the end of her blurbs sounds like someone being a bit sarcastic. “Rah rah rah world hunger. Joy”.
I can’t help reading any of the comments that way now and it always cheers me up a little.
I wonder if we have enough readers to issue a fatwa.
Try nominating it as a HYS topic.
This is a worrying trend, which seems to have been identified by sYb - just post something, no matter how outlandish, and put ‘I bet this doesn’t get posted’ or ‘I bet the mods don’t have the balls to post this’ and alas, bang, 10 minutes later, you can sit in a corner, jerking off after making some internets.
Are we going to see people saying “doing kids is fun, I bet this doesn’t get published” or “Poland doesn’t deserve the right to independence, I bet mein fuhrer doesn’t let this through” ???!!?! Where’s my Daily Mail pen?
I agree that Joy is as asinine as nine asses, but I wonder what logic you employ to justify your “fuck of a lot” of downloading (assuming you mean illegal downloading, not just buying iChoons from AppleMacJobs)
Nobody I know (including a few who make their money from music) objects to illegal downloading in principle. But then I’m fortunate enough to know some very smart and talented people and almost no short-sighted nincompoops.
The law needs changing for a start. Illegal it might be, but fuck the oligopolists. Unless you’re Kylie, illegal downloads will only affect your sales in an upwards direction, if at all.
And secondly, the moment someone manages to create a £15 a month music subscription service that’s as comprehensive, easy and unrestrictive as Audiogalaxy was, they’ll find out that the problem wasn’t people refusing to pay, it was that the industry was refusing to provide the music.
Of course they don’t want to. They’re being asked to move from a predictable business model, based around massive marketing budgets and tiny homogenous product lines pumping out profitable plastic shit, to a totally heterogenous, homegrown, unpredictable, free and fair bazaar based on talent, artistry and other stuff you can’t buy from a PR agency.
It will happen I’m sure and, with any luck, it will mean massive losses for those cunts (until they buy up the new breed of distributor and find a new way to make it hugely profitable/unfair again). Until then it’d mean much fairer distribution of ears and cash to musicians.
Dammit. I’m having opinions on the internet again. I’m really sorry everyone.
The minors are already two steps ahead of the majors on this issue and frankly, that’s what scares the maors shitless. Bear in mind that the people running your “cool” music industry major label are actually no younger, cooler or in touch with people who don’t drive Bentleys than the chairman of ICI. They rely on their A&Rs who are young and in-touch to identify acts, they monetise the acts, promote the shit out of them and sell lots of physical product to 12 year old girls. Occasionally they “innovate” by moving to a new format like CD and forcing you to buy all your music over again. That’s their entrenched business model and they’re very, very scared that it will come down around their ears like a spastic’s jenga set if they touch it.
Meanwhile, say you like Bent, or The Go! Team or Bonobo or basically anything that Capital can’t rotate to death because it’s too complex for preteen girls to like. It seems crazy that the majors are hellbent on shutting down just about the sole route to your ears that those bands have. And they make up 99% of the typical label’s roster. The labels will huff and puff that it’s costing the artists money when you don’t buy their CDs but that’s utterly disingenuous. Why? Because you wouldn’t be buying their CDs anyway having never heard their music. Meanwhile what the artist would actually like is for you to go and see them live or buy a t-shirt, because they make a vastly larger cut from those activities. There’s nothing stopping you buying their CDs (or official licenced downloads as well) of course. But the labels can’t complain about revenue lost to the internet when they otherwise somehow expect anyone old enough to drive to know what bands they like by some kind of telepathy.
Totally unrelated to this, but you appear to have a fan at the BBC’s Paper Monitor.
“The newspaper carries a poignant quote. “Our seaside piers are such a part of our heritage. This is a real tragedy.”
Is it the sentiments of the National Piers Society? Or the Victorian Society? No, it’s page three lovely Rhian, 21, from Manchester, speaking her brains.”
I can’t sum up what I’ve just read very well. I need help from Elie.
If you want to express opinion in your blog then get your own blog!
What?
This is your blog?
oh….
I never meant to express my opinion. It was a mistake. I hadn’t had me tea and I wasn’t thinking straight.
Farty pants!!…..
I bet this doesn’t get posted.
Oh.
I have not purchased any music in years. I only go and see bands before they are famous, and therefore I do not pay for vastly overpriced concert tickets or merchandise. I do this in a subversive attempt to bankrupt the Priory.
Do you think porn stars complain that people download their films from the internet?
Genuine question, I have no fucking idea.
Porn stars *try* to complain about people downloading their films from the internet, but just as they’re getting started someone turns up to fix the photocopier…
I think the feelings in the porn industry are split along the same lines as the music industry. The ones who were doing verynicelythankyou under the top-down distribution regime of DVD are Not Very Keen on the internet (http://snipurl.com/37kv2 [bits_blogs_nytimes_com]).
Similarly, i like to think of her as looking and sounding rather like Stimpson J. Cat.
Power to the people! As a drool encrusted not-right myself, I say three cheers for sticking it to the man. I get a similar satisfaction bringing the muSICK industry to its knees by writhing around in my own bum-porridge in the back of my horsebox while singing my own anarchic lyrricks to the popular melodies of Celine Dion. Ha! In your face, bloated fat cats. You know they cost NOTHING to make, don’t you? If you like downloading so mush why don’t you go live there? Oops, they already do!!! My heart will go on, etc,.