Comments on: (Poo)r Nick = Poo Nick

By: paul

paul — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:32:28 +0000

Anything with whistling sounds good?

By: UnderHerd

UnderHerd — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:44:05 +0000

(N)i[on](c)k, South Shi(e)lds

Sorry - I got nothing better.

Oh wait.

Ni(c)k, So(u)[N](t)h Shields.

UnderHerd shows enthusiasm for the subject but must try harder if he is to achieve a pass grade in the Summer. Physical chatisement with either a flexible (e.g. belt) or a non-flexible (e.g big stick) implement may well improve his grade. At the very least, his penchant for quoting Jacques DuTronc lyrics should be curbed. Forcefully.

By: 7rew

7rew — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:08:51 +0000

I can testify that being raised in a manse (home of a non-conformist christian minister) does make you:

a) pretty fucked up.
b) Have one of two religous viewpoints, either very religous in a non-confirmist way, (generally wont believe in the literal truth of the bible), or militant atheism.

By: Tim

Tim — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:35:26 +0000

I think it’s “Exams are a worthless crime. Rampant unions back an election now.”

By: NW Simon

NW Simon — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:23:33 +0000

Someone should definitely set that to a backing track and record it.

By: Mr Cat

Mr Cat — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:56:57 +0000

Actually - this is some serious lyrical genius. Lets break it down into lines and picture Chuck and Flava attacking it to a Terminator mix

prudence?
inherited good economy
robbed pensions
stealth taxed EVERYONE
to the max
reduced support for councils
so taxes rise alarmingly

increased burden of
civil service(and pensions)
beyond belief
ripped motorists pitilessly
spent fortunes with little effect
on services
encouraged irresponsible lending
so when the wheel turns there is no leeway

raised in a manse
forgot 7 good years …
and 7 lean years
the worst chancellor on record.

exams worthless
crime rampant
unions back
election now !

Rebel without a pause?

Bum rush the sound!

By: a.m

a.m — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:10:56 +0000

Nick, South Shields = Total(Cunt)

By: Philbert

Philbert — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:40:50 +0000

For some reason I imagine Nick from South Shields as David Helfgott of Shine fame.

By: Rotwatcher

Rotwatcher — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:32:08 +0000

Mr Cat - “raised in a manse” is a reference to CLOWN being the son of a PREACHER MAN (I said Whoa!), the manse being the Scottish equivalent of a parsonage or rectory. Quite why so many webwankers feel the need to refer to El Gordo’s antecedents is beyond me - maybe they think that the son of a religious father should be above being Prime Minister, even in a zaNuLiarBore junta.

By: Daily Pedant

Daily Pedant — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:30:42 +0000

A manse is a house inhabited by a minister of a Presbyterian, Methodist, Baptist or Unitiarian Church.