Comments on: Captain-is-a-cock

By: jezza init

jezza init — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:31:44 +0000

perhaps the humpty dumpty reference is about being smashed for the last 11 years. That level of alcohol intake would explain a lot.

By: Far-Q

Far-Q — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:17:34 +0000

International waters ARE the best! I’m off!

I thoroughly agree. Which is why I visit Holland on such a regular basis, those ladies sure know how to …..

*ahem*

Move along, nothing to see here.

By: Hypodeemic Nerdle

Hypodeemic Nerdle — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:39:36 +0000

Did you mean: unexploded

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - unapplodded - did not match any documents.

By: Dr Shade

Dr Shade — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:20:30 +0000

“Advertisers and marketers aiming fat and alcohol at children.”

Wot?

No jizz?

Missed opportunity there me thinks.

Or possibly a problem, I dunno.

By: Rich (no, not Katie)

Rich (no, not Katie) — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:10:34 +0000

On the subject of social evils:

Advertisers and marketers aiming fat and alcohol at children.

I chose to hilariously mis-interpret this one.

By: Katie (yes, that one)

Katie (yes, that one) — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:17:42 +0000

I have to say, reading the HYS top recommended comments on the ‘Social Evils’ question has actually got me fucking terrified.

Are there THAT MANY people that purely blame Teh NuLabour Guvvinment for all of the country’s social ills, or is there just a small crowd of them with multiple user accounts all recommending each other’s comments?

I also actually feel a bit sick that people out there see fit to list their single, top evil facing this country today as ‘Socialism’…

By: Nikki

Nikki — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:49:59 +0000

That first one is strangely reminiscent of Karl Pilkington’s Rockbusters.

By: Sally

Sally — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:55:00 +0000

Ah…thanks, I’ve spent the last few years translating what my 3-year-old means, but that one was a bit beyond me.

By: BottleBrain

BottleBrain — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:44:17 +0000

So, has anyone figured out what ‘unap Plod ded Labour’ was intended to mean?

“Unapplauded”, I think. I’m still laughing out loud about that today.

WHAT A STUPID FUCKING TWAT!!!1!?? END OF!!!!One,,,

By: Rich (MMath)(Oxon)

Rich (MMath)(Oxon) — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:24:07 +0000

“He looked good on camera, but thats about it. He wasnt a very good actor.” steven morris, dorset, U K Recommended by 22
11 Feb 2008 18:00

The grammar & spelling in this comment are great!

Is he trying to be sarcastic here? In which case he’s a prize twonk. Because the only mistakes this guy has made are punctuation ones.

It’s just as well this plank got all his SPAG right. Otherwise he’d look really silly. Oh, wait:

But please get a life; all of you.