Comments on: Quite literally getting away with murder

By: Rufass

Rufass — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:37:14 +0000

Is it a rule that to use the sentence ‘What next?’ or any of it’s variations, you have to follow it up with the sort of scenario that even a paranoiac retard would be ashamed to write in shit on their cell wall?

By: Boobs On A Fucking Stick

Boobs On A Fucking Stick — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:09:12 +0000

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* and the forruns, the gays, and the blacks. And the Jews.

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By: Boobs On A Fucking Stick

Boobs On A Fucking Stick — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:07:52 +0000

I want it on record that I’m poopchute-raping Jethro Tull EVEN AS WE SPEAK. And I do so with impunity because I know no court in commie Nu-La-Briton will convict me when I stove in his face with the iron, just like Little Mo (the Vince Noir lookalike off of EastEnders) did that time. I only stay with him because I know he loves me really - he just gets this confused look on his fist every time I disappoint him with my black-eyed bloody-pulped feeble wifey routine.

If you like so-called ‘Domestic Violence’ so much, why don’t you go live their?, ect. You couldn’t make it up. Well, you probably could, but I bet you wouldn’t be drooling over your vile racist erection as much as I am right now. I blame the parents.*

By: Jennifer-Ruth

Jennifer-Ruth — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:01:25 +0000

Helen - good luck!

By: Helen

Helen — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:30:45 +0000

But Mark_from_Wilts doesn’t tell us what happens when it’s wimmins knifecriming other wimmins? Perhaps that’s because he had no comprehension of what the law change is before he opened his mouth and drooled over his keyboard. Tell you what, I’ll give it a go with my mrs tonight and see what happens.

By: misterfricative

misterfricative — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:36:36 +0000

What next? “My client was driven to kill her husband because he kept leaving the cap off the toothpaste!”
Jethro Tull, Kent, United Kingdom

This is just MAD. Any fule kno that it’s only WIMMIN what leaves the tops off the toothpaste. A real, red-blooded MALE with an average-sized penis would never do anything like that. FACT!!?!1!!

By: Don_Durito

Don_Durito — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:33:50 +0000

38 comments and not one use of the complete phrase ‘ZaNuLiarBore FemiNazi Taliban.’ You’re slipping, people.

By: Dalek13

Dalek13 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:31:54 +0000

…in a proper jail, not the 5 star hotels they are kept in now.

I booked myself into one of those 5 star hotels the other week. Imagine my suprise when I woke up 3 days later completely bald with a pair of tits tatooed on my back. Still have trouble walking straight now.

I can imagine [speaking_my_mind] sat alone in his foetid, damp little bedsit consumed with envious rage over those mollycoddled ‘lifers’ while secretly picking out his ideal cell mate from a dog-eared copy of ‘Horse & Hound’.

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:27:17 +0000

And 50% of people enjoy a good knifecrime.

By: Mooska

Mooska — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:08:11 +0000

That’s massively unfunny, fucko. Loving the rest of the comments, though.