Comments on: Your Favourite Racist Joke

By: the picture of bernard manning's mother in law

the picture of bernard manning's mother in law — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:20:08 +0000

Q: How many LHC’s does it take to change a lightbublb?

A:Its political correctness gone mad

By: Peedo stalker Sam

Peedo stalker Sam — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:53:13 +0000

I don’t understand - you press tab and you go to the next box. How is that not rational?

Are you guys speaking in your daft nerd lingo again?

Oh, and Jake: IF YOU DON@T LIKE OUR CUNT-RY GO AND LIVE SUMWEAR ELSE¬!!!!!+!+!_”£”¬!

By: Gilbert Wham

Gilbert Wham — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:10:40 +0000

They don’t care Jake. If they did, they’d fix it so you could tab around the boxes in a rational fashion. Bastards.

By: Jake the Rat

Jake the Rat — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:26:59 +0000

Also the comments system on this blog makes me want to knifecrime someone. You couldn’t make it up.

By: Jake the Rat

Jake the Rat — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:26:24 +0000

I DO CAN IT!

FACT!

By: Joe C

Joe C — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:36:11 +0000

I think I’m now depressed.

Also, I hate David Mulvey, the pea-brained simpleton, wherever he is from.

By: Mr Hilter

Mr Hilter — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:54:42 +0000

Here’s my favourite joke:

“A nig-nog done a poo in another nig-nog’s mouth. Fact!”

By: bingowings

bingowings — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:18:12 +0000

kelvin, you should post that on the HYS thread. It would be depressingly well recommended i think

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:13:29 +0000

And also they were both gay and probably wanted to get married and adopt babies so they could turn them gay and take over the Anglican Church with their dirty, dirty bottom rituals that I cannot stop imagining in disgustingly arousing detail.

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:08:05 +0000

Here’s my favourite joke:

A man goes into a restaurant and orders Calamari. So the waiter goes into the kitchen and tells Fez, the chef, to kill a squid from the fishtank. It’s one of the posh restaurants where you can see your meal swimming around, see.

So Fez goes to the fishtank and finds there’s only one squid left. It’s been in there a while and the staff have come to see it more as a pet than a potential dinner. What’s more it has gone a slightly green colour and has a stringy fungal growth above its mouth, almost like a moustache. And it looks so mournful with its big squid eyes that Fez just can’t bring himself to kill it.

So Fez goes to the big burly dishwasher Hans and asks him to kill the squid instead. So Hans fetches up a cleaver and strides over to the tank, ready to send the squid to squid heaven. But he also is overcome by an access of emotion and breaks down into tears. This sets Fez off, and they’re both bawling away in the middle of the kitchen.

All of which goes to prove that Hans that do dishes sounds awfully German which probably means he’s some kind of PC vegetarian EU drone sent here to stop us enjoying our native seafood and take dishwashing jobs away from honest hardworking GREAT BRITONS and Fez sounds like some sort of fucking muslim or something probably escaped from Sangatte don’t know why he didn’t just blow the squid up can’t get the service these days just wanted some fucking calamari *aneurysm*